Worst Jokes Ever

I thought of telling my teachers that I am transgender so I get to wear my AirPods in class.

Please stop using this thread. It is cancer.

Your forehead is so big, it's bigger than a school!

Your mom so ugly that Paul Walker died.

I think them homosexuals are rather gay.

What do you call an autistic kid if he was short?

A short tistic.

One day I woke up and went on my phone. Some "pussy" was calling me. I answered it and said, "Hello, pussy?" and a pussy pic showed up.

What falls and never gets hurt? Rain ☔

Yo forehead is bigger than the Great Wall of China!

This boy said, "Get your hairline straight." I said, "Girls don't have a hairline. How about you go to the barber shop and let your barber do your hair 10 times worse than he did the first time."

I will make a funny joke if you let me be your boyfriend. I'm 19 and I am Russian.

Why couldn't the toilet paper roll down the road?

Philza: PUT THE ORPHAN DOWN TECHNOBLADE- NO DON-

Technoblade: R.I.P orphan

Your Mom tells you to take out the trash, and the next day the Police are asking if you bombed the School.

What do you call a gay man that performs fellatio on a man and cunnilingus on a woman, a person who is curious about male bisexuality, a man that is bicurious?

Does it cycle now?

What does a priest and a male homosexual have in common?

They both like to suck a big cock inside the men's locker room at the gym.

Have you ever had African water??

Neither have they.

You know what would be the best last thing to say before you die? "No, you certainly can't." JFK's assassin certainly can!

A teacher walked up to me and said, "How did we get butt cracks?"

I was like 4, so I said, "You had an earthquake on your booty."

Bootylicious lol

Why is "T" well-respected, but more in its lowercase form?

It crossed the line with Jesus.