Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
MC Squared.
Why did the rapper go to the beach? (Part 2)
To drop some TIGHT RHYMES!
I hate autistic people.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES winter sports?
Ice Cube.
Q: What do men and math tests have in common?
A: They get cheated on.
Your hairline is so bad that KSI's hairline actually looks normal.
Normally the reason you don't get a knife when you ask for one is because the person you asked is emo.
If I had a dollar for every time a rap hater made an intelligent statement, I’d be more broke than the rap haters.
What do you call a rapper who CAN’T GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING?
Snooze Dogg.
Why did the rapper smoke dope?
To learn how to drop some DOPE beats!
Why did the ghost become a rapper?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY flow!
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For when he made it RAIN in the club.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some KNOWLEDGE BARS!
How do rappers stay organized?
With rhyme books instead of planners!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
So he could drop some WORDPLAY.
Know the nuclear bombs of the world.
🇷🇺🧨 a “bad” bomb
🇨🇳🧨 “ww3”
🇬🇧🧨 a “good” bomb
🇺🇸🧨 Japanese area testing
🇮🇱🧨 what bomb
🇮🇷🧨 just self defence
"9/11" or just "7-Eleven" to a Mexican person.
"Yo, Gabriella, any idea where our other friends are?"
Why is there more water than water, because water is water.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.