Worst Jokes Ever
"Yo, Gabriella, any idea where our other friends are?"
Your hairline is so bad that KSI's hairline actually looks normal.
Normally the reason you don't get a knife when you ask for one is because the person you asked is emo.
Why did the rapper smoke dope?
To learn how to drop some DOPE beats!
I hate autistic people.
No, I don't want to fight, so I shall kill you (so we won't fight)!
Q: What do men and math tests have in common?
A: They get cheated on.
Know the nuclear bombs of the world.
🇷🇺🧨 a “bad” bomb
🇨🇳🧨 “ww3”
🇬🇧🧨 a “good” bomb
🇺🇸🧨 Japanese area testing
🇮🇱🧨 what bomb
🇮🇷🧨 just self defence
I just roast all of your chins because I don't know which is uglier.
True story: In 1986, in the midst of the HIV epidemic, they made condoms available to the public. At that time, me and my boyfriend were 13 years old. My boyfriend was so happy: "These will make great water balloons!" And I was even happier. I did not have to pack a lunch for school tomorrow, lol.
Did you all hear about the newest gay celebrity couple? Yeah, John Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzjohn.
I just overheard this but:
How do you make a party in space?
You planet.
Why are women in love with plastic because they had a plastic "galflalflflfalfl?"
Q: Why did the Mexican start taking anti-anxiety pills?
A: Because he was taking them for His-panic attacks.
Why did the pig decline to go to the farmer's house?
He would take him to a "pignic."
I have a lot of money, but I don't waste it.
So people call me poor until they see my bank account.
Tell who we are.
Dews?
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You wanna know the difference between a rake and your mom? The rake is actually useful.