Worst Jokes Ever
Who is Helen Keller?
What will Reddit be without the robot logo?
Reddot.
Jesus was a carpenter who got nailed to a piece of wood.
You know how on Snapchat "hmu" means hit me up? A school posted "smu." Nikolas Cruz responded.
Why do gay men and lesbians believe that bisexual men don't exist because there is no such thing as male bisexuality?
Because it doesn't cycle 🚲.
How can you tell when a female was raped? She crossed herself out.
I KNOW IT'S MARCH, BUT I THOUGHT OF THIS!
Jingle bells, jingle bells! OH GOD, SANTA FELL!
I guess it's time for Mrs. Claus to go straight down to hell!
Why don't Chinese people play cricket?
Because they ate all the bats!
M to de B, m to de B = master bate.
What's the difference between Kanye West and an orphan?
Kanye West has parents.
Technoblade!
Please tell me you understand this...
What do you call your dad?
You don't. Hahahahaha!
(Titanic ll) yeah boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy :) (iceberg) ok at least there isn't 99 more titanics (99 more titanics pop up) yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh boy:) (iceberg) :(
What do you call Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
Gwen, don't worry, everyone hates you, by the way! Have anything to say? Then who cares? You can't stop me.
Unknown person is going to give you a hint of who hates you...we were in a club, a meeting...btw this is you!
[Image of Gwen]
Later, Bitch!!!!!!!!
Parents: Let's have a bonfire.
Me: Let's go to the orphanage.
Parents: To bring other children?
Me: No, to have the fire.
Parents: Won't they be missed?
Me: No, because there is nobody to miss them.
How can you tell if a white homophobic heterosexual man with bisexual tendencies is a Christian nationalist?
He gives anonymous blowjobs to men regardless of their sexual orientation.
If Emma Feel had a penny every time someone gave her head, she would have enough to make Mark Zuckerberg and Trump her third-legged bitch.
Why did Germany win World War Two? Wait—that's not right... um... excuse me while I look up who won the war...
*disconnected*
Can you believe they're still together after everything they've been through?
Who you might ask...
YOUR ASS CHEEKS!