Worst Jokes Ever
What’s the difference between a chicken and an orphan?
The chicken is actually used for something.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
El, if I know.
I asked my phone why I couldn't get a date.
It showed a picture of myself.
Your mum... payed other people to take you!!!!
How is the world's fattest avocado called?
Niko
What is a pirate's favorite ride? A carrr!
Fortnite battle pass, I just shit out my ass. The school: You did what?
I feel wrong. What does this make us?
Still cousins.
You're a copycat from Ballarat You smell like a rat, you wear a hat and you are shaped like a baseball bat.
Song by John Rizk
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tray? The apple tray gets picked.
Your forehead is so big, you got an eight-head.
What did the Emo kid say to the other Emo kid?
Wait! Don’t leave me hangin’!
You know, their family dinners must be so happy.
Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? The front desk always asks, “Where are your parents?”
What do ya call a group of emo kids hanging from a tree? Ornaments.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find their way home.
My emo friend tried to hi-five a tree. It left him hanging.
Happiness belonged to you, then gave you depression.
Jacob Colletto
Where do you bring a canoe that doesn’t feel good?... The boat dock.