Worst Jokes Ever
Me: Mom, we made a cake.
Bully: Guess what?
Me: What?
Bully: Nobody cares!
Me: Yeah, nobody cares about you!
Have you ever seen that weird ad that pops up at the bottom: sexy Russian babes looking for men older than 30, and they're 18, so is it a reverse pedo? Oh well.
What is Puss In Boots' favorite boot brand?
CAT!
Nig
(finish the lyrics)
Your mom is so ugly, you look like her. Oh, got 'em!
Me: GUYS GUYS I CAN STOP 9/11.
My friend: How?
Justin: Justin!
What do pimps and farmers have in common?
They both need a hoe to stay in business.
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and touched her thigh and said, "Do you wanna?" Jill said yes and pulled up her dress and they had some fun.
But silly Jill forgot her pills, and so they had a son.
Penalties. Tap ins. Ghosting. Diving.
Long ago, the four lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Germans attacked. Only Penaldo, master of all four elements, could stop them, but when his country needed him most, he vanished.
Yo mama so fat that she broke the chair by sitting on it.
Girl: Boys are like sports, they get played.
Boy: Girls are like rocks, the flat ones get skipped.
I told people your mom is also known as "MBD" because you're a mega baby dispenser.
POV: You're at school and you just enjoy your day.
Now once you found a bully and he said, "I will burn you in fire," then you just punched him out of the school and got detention. You escaped and walked home, but the bully came and ROASTED you. He threw you in the garbage, but you took off his clothes and even his underwear. You escape the bin and took a shower and had a good day after.
Tarik is a retard.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
*slaps* "We ask ze questions!"
When the driver ran out of fuel, what kind of gasoline did he use? Grassoline.
Why did Zayn Malik get his girlfriend to convert to Islam? So she can declare GiGIHADid.
Zachary Disease Joke 🤣🤣🤣
https://youtu.be/xtmB7mZDYAs
Comment if u liked the picture of Gwen in her "Bra."
Mvccfffghhhhggv.