Worst Jokes Ever
your (DYM 51)
Hey Abygail ;) can we talk? I just wanna say that you prob are sexy :)
Who ever said "condom?" YES DADDY!
You (DYM 53).
What do you call finding half of a worm?
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh moan for me.
Know (DYM 54).
Gwen, please just come back. I love you and I miss you so much!
Gwen?
During school today, a girl gave my friend her number. When I saw it, it was the principal's number.
BofA deez nuts!
Me: What's that sound?
Ex: What?
Me: Oh, it's the elevator going up. BYEEEE see you on another level!
Gwen, are you dead????? If not, I am Alya. Thanks for always standing up for me!!!!!!!!!!!
"AOT is mid."
Ayo, the pizza here-
OH N*GGA!!
I FUCKING FAILED THE FUCKING CHALLENGE. FUCK FUCK FUCK. FUCKKKKK
*Chatting with a stranger on the internet*
Me: Hi, how are you?
A stranger: I'm fine, hbu?
Me: I'm good. š¤·āāļø
If you want to see what I look like, then pics will be coming soon!
But freshfry, how are you!
Oh, and this is Cassie, aka princess shortie!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?"
"Cargo." "Cargo who?"
"Cargo beep, beep, beep, be-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-b!"
straight (DYM 56)
Yo mama so fat, a bus ran into her and she said, "WHO THREW THAT TWINKIE AT ME?!"