Worst Jokes Ever
Tell who we are.
Dews?
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Sans: What do you call a skeleton snake?
A rattler!
Sans: ha ha ha ha!!
Jack smells.
Should I slap Flynn's ass?
Ppppppp.
Mom, am I adopted?
What? No. "In head" No, dah, bitch.
So, I accidentally just tipped over my paralyzed sister.
Say "I hate happiness" without the "hs".
Q. Why did the boy fall off his bike?
A. His mom threw an oven at him.
Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.
When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.
I just roast all of your chins because I don't know which is uglier.
You wanna know the difference between a rake and your mom? The rake is actually useful.
Jack is a ugly meany who’s not going to my birthday!
Did you hear about the new drink commemorating Princess Diana?
It had nine shots and seven chasers!
What did the beer can say to the other? "Open me, please!"
What did the coconut say to the other? "Crack!"
Why did the jalapeño cross the road? I got spicy!
Why did the hubcap cross the road? Crack!
Why jazz, Jr. Get to the other side of the creek? Don’t break a leg!
What did the tornado cross the road? Let’s spin again!
Why did the turkey get to the other side of the creek? Don’t break a leg!
What did the bunny get to the side of the road? Get furry!
George Floyd: 3 years sober, drug and alcohol free.
Did you all hear about the newest gay celebrity couple? Yeah, John Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzjohn.
How can you tell it's a gay barbecue?
'Cause all the hot dogs taste like shit.