Worst Jokes Ever
Job sucks. XD
Me say, "Crack my finger."
My hubby crack my finger.
Now say it backwards.
Why did the skeleton not go to the dance?
Because he had no BODY to go with!
How are the faster readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they read 80 stories in 10 seconds.
What did the expired butter do once it had expired?
It did an expire.
Why did the egg fall off the motorbike?
He was shite.
Teacher: Ok kids, time to go home.
The orphan: What is home?
Teacher: Here, I have somewhere for you.
*puts in trash can*
Tired kid with asthma: "It's hard to breathe."
Gym Teacher: "That's alright."
Other Kid: "Hush!"
What do you call your kids?
Kasper is gay.
What is an orange?
World's only not rhyming thing. Hehhhehehehehhe.
Ha ha ha, kya bath hai.
I dropped my phone, but it’s on airplane mode.
What do you call a rapper who CAN’T GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING?
Snooze Dogg.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For when he made it RAIN in the club.
"When God sends me to hell... I want him to hesitate." -Techno
"Just ditched a woman. Feelin' good!" -Techno
Why did the parachute refuse to open?
Because it had a "fatal attraction" to the ground.
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven eight nine.
I bought my fat wheelchair son a treadmill for his birthday, then that big brainless special motherfucker cried over it and threw a fit cuz his fat special ass couldn't get up out of his wheelchair and said for Jesus to raise him up and give him working and movable legs.