Worst Jokes Ever

If my cat was a cactus, doesn't that make him a catus?

People who put jokes on here re: Depression are really not nice people, you yourselves are a fucking joke. 😩👎

"Autism be like..."

I told my grampa hello, and I said, "Hope you die!" hahahhhhahahahahahhahahahhahaha

Why did the rapist not get sentenced?

Because rule 69 said so 🤣🤣

I found a child on the street homeless, and they were really nice, so I took them home. Then I said, "Who's better, Biden or Trump?" They said they support Trump. They are now dead in my basement and have been for 3 years.

What do you call a tree 🌲 that is magic? A magic tree 🌳.

How does Helen Keller smell?

Pretty bad, she's dead!

What do you call a black man with a gun? A gangsta.

Why did the first boob say to the 2nd boob: "Between us, I have to take a tit."

Say "Uranus" but take out the "ur."

What did the plane say to the twin towers?

Wanna play Jenga?

Why did 6 hate 7?

Because 7 ate 9!

vgvgvgh.

Why do people consume "Laxatives"?

Answer: So that they can take a "Shit", STUPID!

Me: Mom, if Adam and Eve are white, then how were slaves made?

Mom: Well, Eve and the monkey fucked each other.

Me: Oh, okay.

Goes to school.

Teacher: How were humans made?

Me: Eve fucked the monkeys.

Teacher: 😑

Who rates these jokes as "Newest" and "Hot"?

Answer: a S-T-O-O-G-E.

Me: Can I have your chair? 💺 You: Why? Me: For charity.

You're so skinny, death mistook you for dead.

Do you remember what Bruce Willis' last movies were?

Neither does he.