Worst Jokes Ever
I shouted "Jenga" in class today.
We were watching clips of 9/11.
My friend's man has seizures, so guess who won their breakdancing tournament.
Meant to say my friend's nan, not man.
It's supposed to say "goes," not "goes."
I don’t know any...
One time you walked up to a mirror, but it’s shattered because of your reflection.
You got a pig head!
You are so cat.
Like this if you like me.
These are just plain wrong jokes.
Everyone thought I'd have a great year...
14 years just gave me more chances.
Why did Stephen die so early?
He didn't use long lasting batteries.
I always say no to drugs, but considering that I'm talking to them right now, I probably already said yes.
Why did the impostor vent... to get to the other side?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Poor guy really needs some space.
What's at the bottom of the ocean and shivers?
A nervous wreck.
What day is Labor Day?
It's the day mommies have their babies.
Yo mama so [full of] kidney stones Thanos used them for his gauntlet.
"Mom, these balloons are hard to blow."
"Son, stay out of the drawer."
"Why can’t you be comfortable with my own body?"
"I think you should ask yourself that."