Worst Jokes Ever
Your hairline had to "Fahrt" cuz my ass IS your hairline.
Badminton: Your breath is so bad that you have to take a mint before you go on Fortnite.
Who are the fastest readers?
911, they went through 110 stories in 8 seconds.
I wrote a song about a tortilla yesterday, but it’s actually more of a rap.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
Apples get picked.
Q: What is a cow?
A: A bad cow.
Man, that's funny!
What did the tomato say to the other tomato?
Why did the orphan get arrested for identity theft?
He dressed up as Batman for Halloween.
Yo mama so fat, when she was just there, she made the whole earth go back to the ice age!
Ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door, she was already at the back door.
Your forehead is so big that you dream on IMAX.
Ayo wassup Nicka. AWWWW SHIET!
The Golden State? More like your mum's state...
What's long, hard, and bloody?
The Boston Marathon.
What's a native chick say after sex?
"Get off me, Dad, you're crushing my smokes!"
Your forehead is so big, when you go to the toilet, it bends. You stooped.
What is the sexiest animal alive? The Βυττerfly.
There is nothing gayer than butt slapping the ass at Hooters.
The only thing longer than the Great Wall of China is your hairline.