Worst Jokes Ever
What’s brown, fuzzy, and wears sunglasses?
A coconut on vacation.
When you don't wear earrings for a long time, the hole can close, and it hurts so much when you want to put it back. 🙄🙄 😁😁😁🤣
"Chris, I just saw five fat people, and you are one of them."
I started crying when Dad started cutting onions.
Onions was a good dog.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.
What do you call a shake? Shake ya booty!
You mehheheeheheeeehehehe.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why are women in love with plastic because they had a plastic "galflalflflfalfl?"
Q: What do men and math tests have in common?
A: They get cheated on.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES winter sports?
Ice Cube.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some KNOWLEDGE BARS!
Why did the rapper oil up his notepad?
In case he needed to DROP some FREESTYLE NOTES!
Your hairline is so bad that KSI's hairline actually looks normal.
Normally the reason you don't get a knife when you ask for one is because the person you asked is emo.
If I had a dollar for every time a rap hater made an intelligent statement, I’d be more broke than the rap haters.
What do you call a rapper who CAN’T GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING?
Snooze Dogg.
Why did the rapper smoke dope?
To learn how to drop some DOPE beats!
Why did the ghost become a rapper?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY flow!
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For when he made it RAIN in the club.