Worst Jokes Ever
You got a pig head!
You are so dumb.
You are so cat.
Amber Heard Daily Routine:
Get out of bed, drink coffee, take a shit on Johnny Depp's bed.
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These are just plain wrong jokes.
Why are orphans running around the world after the baseball coach said, "Go home"?
Because he didn’t know what the hell to do.
Everyone thought I'd have a great year...
14 years just gave me more chances.
Why did Stephen die so early?
He didn't use long lasting batteries.
I always say no to drugs, but considering that I'm talking to them right now, I probably already said yes.
Why did the impostor vent... to get to the other side?
What's at the bottom of the ocean and shivers?
A nervous wreck.
Yo mama so [full of] kidney stones Thanos used them for his gauntlet.
What do you call the sky? Up high, high! AHAHAHAHAHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA
My pits are hairy, but my I can carry.
Q: What do you call a nosy pepper?
A: Jalapeño business!
Q: Why did the math book look so sad?
A: Because of all its problems.
"Lock him up, you know, Trump!"
Fred says, "Have you heard the rumor about butter?"
Bob says, "Umm no."
Fred then says, "Ah, okay then I won't spread it."
You are so hairy, you starred in Donkey Kong before!