Worst Jokes Ever
What is red and puts out fire?
Why do you stink?
Because you haven't showered, tu, perro.
Your mom!
My dad has a pretty shitty job.
Why did the pig decline to go to the farmer's house?
He would take him to a "pignic."
I have a lot of money, but I don't waste it.
So people call me poor until they see my bank account.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
Your penis is literally BLUE!
Yo mama so fat, she had to have 5 doorways to get anywhere!
What kind of Panera Bread do pencils use?
Panera Lead.
What do you call an injured Panera Bread?
Panera Bled.
What do you call a Panera Bread with hair?
Panera Hair.
What do you call a stuck Panera Bread?
Panera Wedged.
Q: Why did the Mexican start taking anti-anxiety pills?
A: Because he was taking them for His-panic attacks.
Why can’t you play Uno with Mexicans?
Because they’ll steal all the green cards.
Falco: Dreaming of a day when I don’t hear people say I’m a knockoff Fox, knockoff Fox.
Fox: Dreaming of a day when you die in a fire and I get all your aerial skills.
Falco: Wat...
Are you a razor? 'Cause you make me red.
I don’t have a carbon footprint. I just drive everywhere.
How does a rapper greet someone on a cold day?
"Yo, is the temperature Ice Cube, or Vanilla Ice?"
Why did the rapper oil up his notepad?
In case he needed to DROP some FREESTYLE NOTES!