Worst Jokes Ever
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Yo mama's so ugly, she went into a haunted house......
And came back out with a job application, then that ran away *CAUSE SHE'S A UGLY FUCK*
What do you call an orphan with a selfie?
A family portrait.
Why did the Mexican take the tamale to the hospital?
Tamlito.
I will give you all the fine chicks you want. Just dial this number: 313-974- tap that ass from Hooters strip club.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
My teacher: Time can't count.
Me: Every second counts.
My teacher: Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhh!
Who is an orphan's favorite soccer player?
Been fostered.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually comes back.
How many feet are in feet?
You have Chinged your last Chong.
Why are chickens so awesome? Because... Chicken noise.
What’s Steven Hawking's favorite crisps brand?
Walkers.
What do screen doors and blondes have in common?
The more you bang them, the looser they get.
Why are sex toys something to stuff in your asshole and not a big racecar?
Stick your head up someone's butt. What do you get? A Butthead!
"Get your butt out of my face!"
"Then get your face out of my butt!!!"
When a person went to a restaurant, they died once they were in. Three people were a suspect. Two were suspected because she served the food. Turns out, it was the food!
What day can you have sex on?
Answer: Wednesday. Why? Because it's hump day.
When a hedgehog finds poop, they put it in their mouths. They mix it with saliva until it's a foam, then rub it on themselves.