Worst Jokes Ever
For the encore, we'd love to tell you a construction joke but... we're still working on it.
Why did the parachute break up with the skydiver?
Because it was tired of being taken for granted every time things fell apart.
Shower thought: If everyone had schizophrenia, no one would know we had schizophrenia or know what it is!
Is it so? Do people get freedom?
Omega was born with Mammosbum in Mammam.
Humor is like food, not everybody gets it.
Friday's opening is open. Religion: "Dark model?" Hopi, Kahan, Virra, Sayla, Salafa, Sales, Power, Sleep. Google is “that cave”.
Yo mama's so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
Why do crabs never give to charity? Because they’re shellfish.
Hahahahahahahaha what a knee slapper!
I don’t have a carbon footprint. I just drive everywhere.
Falco: Dreaming of a day when I don’t hear people say I’m a knockoff Fox, knockoff Fox.
Fox: Dreaming of a day when you die in a fire and I get all your aerial skills.
Falco: Wat...
Are you a razor? 'Cause you make me red.
What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"
If I had a dollar for every time a rap hater made an intelligent statement, I’d be more broke than the rap haters.
Do you love God?
Why is 10 afraid?
Because he next to 9 and 11.
Help! I got my brother pregnant.
"9/11" or just "7-Eleven" to a Mexican person.
"Yo, Gabriella, any idea where our other friends are?"
Your hairline is so bad that KSI's hairline actually looks normal.
Normally the reason you don't get a knife when you ask for one is because the person you asked is emo.