Worst Jokes Ever
Have you ever had African water??
Neither have they.
Flat girls be like, "I will have breasts in the future." This is to all the flat girls: you will never get it.
If you got a crush and you are a 👧🏻 girl, let him lick 👅 your vagina.
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A selfie.
What can orphans not get when playing a sport?
A home run!
What’s a rapper’s favorite part of the house?
The rhyme cellar.
Read the name.
Joke: It felt good going through those Twin Towers!
What is white, blue eyed, blonde haired and somehow was made in Galilee during the Roman occupation?
An Italian Renaissance painting that was carbon dated.
Funniest Roblox Names I've heard:
ButtNugget123
Lil_RAT (user is actually Sillyowlbunny200)
baddasscarrot44
EggnogRat44
Yo mama so scary, the government moved Halloween to her birthday!
This is why they don't want to sell the Double Manhattan in pubs anymore.
Roses are red, Violet are blue, Ur dad bought you.
Stop blaming Bush. He is white, it couldn’t have been him.
Yo mama's so nasty, they used to call them jumpolines 'til yo mama bounced on one.
Yo mama so fat that she broke the chair by sitting on it.
Penalties. Tap ins. Ghosting. Diving.
Long ago, the four lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Germans attacked. Only Penaldo, master of all four elements, could stop them, but when his country needed him most, he vanished.
Girl: Boys are like sports, they get played.
Boy: Girls are like rocks, the flat ones get skipped.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
*slaps* "We ask ze questions!"
tbh, I was not even talking to you guys. I was talking to the funny jokes about Ariana, and people were saying she was adopted, so, tbh, fuck off!
Why do orphans have sex toys? Because the uncle isn't there.