Worst Jokes Ever
Dear Kenya, love of life,
Thanks for commenting on my jokes, and thanks for being a nice person to me! Love, Jaden. You can tell by the emojis 🥰😍❤️💞!
Love you a million times more!
Your nan's gay.
Hi meccool.
There was a new kid in my school. The first thing the teacher said was, "Me, you, the basement NOW!"
What's the difference between a magician and a chorus line?
The magician has a cunning array of stunts!
What did the orphan say to his mom?
Where are you?
Dad/Mom: Son, you're adopted.
Son: I know. *holds up daddy's phone that has the text of them talking about it.*
Dad: Babe, we need to talk.
Mom: Okay......
Dad: He's grounded.
Mom: You're right, you're grounded! Oh, and I'm dumping you.
Son: Am I getting a new daddy?
Mom: Soon honey, soon....
Dad: I really shouldn't have let her know I cheating.
I was walking to the park and a mystery killer came and shot me.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples are picked.
What kind of paper gets stuck to your foot?
DUH! A sticker.
My friend and I were playing Poker... And my friend also beat me with Jackass.
Best friend: Let’s get tattoos of our parents.
Orphan: I don’t have parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know how to get to home.
Beach whales.
Why couldn't the orphan use his iPhone 6?
He couldn't find the home button.
What do you call chill legumes?
Hippeas.
Ball stretcher.
I did a good walk and I...
What time is fun?
Time for games!
I love games.