Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a dog with no legs?
A: It doesn’t matter; it won’t come anyway.
What does "off-limits" have in common with dead people? They can’t see their family.
How do you stop a school shooter from killing you?
Tell him you don’t believe in dog.
No one.
Why are priests called father?
I don’t know why.
Because calling them daddy is too suspicious.
Bob, why are you kicking the kids?
What, it's not like they have a home to go to.
I support men.
Look in the mirror.
Sonic Boom in my ass.
What type of fish goes best with peanut butter?
Jellyfish!
Eastern Europe and Western Europe is a joke.
Why can't orphans call their friends?
Because they don't have a home phone!
Kobi shops at Aldi.
Stephen Hawking Kobi talking.
Why can't orphans be gay? They got no one to call daddy.
I went on a date with an Eastern European chick. She got mad because I rushed her...
Get it? It's Russia, and I rushed her.
Father's Day is a dad joke.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
You.
You who?
Who do you see over there???
What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.
A man walks into a bar. The man says, "Why the human face?" It's not funny at all.
Hey, Squidward, say "kid" backward. Also, suck my dick!