Worst Jokes Ever
I took out my mother-in-law, being a sniper, I'd fun.
Yes (DYM 66).
Hanuman is a monkey.
What do I think about the Kennedy assassination?
First of all, he should have had a roof on that car.
Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time it was sung... the line “fire away” caused massive confusion and shooting!
"CoComelon meme,
No matter how fast I run, I can't escape my problems - OULEH...
Nobody loves me .v."
What is one question on a tech test you should always ask before getting down?
What in the Robot!?
1+1=3, just add 9 months.
What's the definition of disgusting?
Sticking 5 oysters up your grandmother and sucking 6 out!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his 4G ran out!
I slit my wrist and said, "THAT'S A LOT OF DAMAGE!" So I did it again, but with a knife and said, "NOW *THAT'S* A LOT OF DAMAGE!" I then put watertight Flex Seal on the wound, and it didn't seal.
How do ghosts cry?
Boo hoo.
How do demons cry?
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Guys, I have a dilemma. I'm a beta, please help!
Dwarfism is a growing problem.
Kidding, that’s not funny. My friend died of dwarfism.
He jumped off a curb stone.
Period: Guess who’s back... back again...
Me: Ugh, can we not do this today?
Period: I can come back in 9 months?
Me: Keep fucking singing.
There are women's support groups, but where are men's support groups?
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Landing Greasy Grove.
Your mom is so fat Santa Claus came down and said, "Ho ho holy shit!"
What do you call staring stares?
Stares.