Worst Jokes Ever
It's this girl named Deaf, what a weird name, but I know that 'cause I was ear hustling.
But anyway, everytime I call her, she doesn't answer. I wanna clap some cheeks tonight, how could she hate me when she don't know me?
Did you hear about the dyslexic man who walked into a bra?
How do u get a depressed person out of a tree?
You cut the rope they hung themself in...
Kid: Dad, what happened to the kidnapper?
Dad: He had a nap.
Kid: Where is he now?
Dad: HELL!
Why did the skeleton not go to the ball?
He had no-body to go with.
If Jeffy goes to an orphanage, he will die. How is he supposed to move?
I always felt like a man trapped in a woman's body. But then I was born.
But in my defense, I was young then, and I had a womb without a view.
One orphan said, "Daddy, chill." I was like, "You don't have a dad!"
Person: Where's your mom and dad?
Orphan: :(
Yo momma so stupid, she pooped in the shower.
What is the difference between the snow boots on a tree house that has to walk home and walk home?
Wee dyslexic boy and girl in class.
Wee boy says, "Can you smell gas?"
Wee girl replies, "I canny even smell my name!"
"hvhuhdsjcjdsijdskdsivhdsvhsjdvnsjdvdshvgdshgsdhfgh" That's what my friend said when he gave an EpiPen. I don't know why, though.
Like if you are in high school and miss school!
Why did the cliff feel offended?
Because George jumped OFF. ENDED his life.
(I'm sorry... No, I'm not!)
Stephen Hawking is the fastest footballer ever--he could just charge up the Left Wing!
org.springframework.beans.factory.BeanCreationException: Error creating a bean with name X.
Joe's pizzeria and abortion clinic.
Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.
Yo mama's so nasty, they used to call them jumpolines 'til yo mama bounced on one.
Yo mama so scary, the government moved Halloween to her birthday!