Worst Jokes Ever
Why are orphans gay? To call someone "daddy."
Who is the first person an orphan sees? The doctor.
Three men met on a nude beach. Two of the three men were happy, but the third was sad.
The three men broke into a conversation. The topic eventually reached the men's jobs, and why they were at the beach.
"I'm a construction worker," said the first man. "All year long I toil in the sun in very heavy clothes, so this seemed like the perfect vacation for me. If I can relax and do it naked, that's a win-win."
"I'm an accountant," said the second man. "I just like how everyone here is dressed exactly the same."
The first two men turned to the third, sad man. "What do you do?" they asked.
"I'm a pickpocket," said the third man. "My doctor sent me here."
Sad news, my obese parrot died today.
Mind you, it's a huge weight off my shoulders.
What did the tomato say to the sad pickle?
"What's the big dill?"
Why did the math book look so sad?
Because it has many problems.
Okay class, who can tell me who the fastest readers are?
The pilots of 9/11 went through the Twin Towers, 6 in 3 seconds.
I put a pipe bomb in an orphanage. 🤡🤡
What movie do orphans hate? "Home."
Why did the orphan commit a crime?
Because they wanted to be wanted!
Who wants to be my boyfriend, please?
What do you call a pig that goes to the slaughterhouse? Technoblade.
Poop and balls through the walls!
Friend: What are you doing?
Me: Putting peanut butter on my balls.
Friend hears in the distance, "Orphans, I have food for you!"
My friend saw your forehead and realized you're gay.
How do you make a disabled person cry?
Let's go play tag!
Yo dad is like a boomerang; he never comes back.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Gay.
Gay who?
You're gay.
If someone wears black, say, "If you see someone wears black, they always be emo."
I was at school with friends. One of my friends had hair in her armpits. The rest of my friends and I tried not to laugh or say anything, until one of my friends laughed and told her she had hair in her armpits, so she ran to her locker to get hair remover and went to one of the restroom stalls.