Worst Jokes Ever
How did the Iron and Gold start dating?
They met on TINder.
How much did the liver weigh?
It weighed a skeleTON.
What do you call a eatable door?
- Coriander 😂
Why would a man spend his whole career at a barn?
Because it's stable.
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Why can't the orphan go on a field trip?
Because he can't sign the parent's signature.
You want to hear a joke?
Your mom.
Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven.
Hi, I'm the wicked wiener!!!
At 6, she wanted a happy mama.
At 8, she hated acting like a mom.
At 10, she wanted to see her own smile again.
At 11, she wanted to see her mom.
Look under...
Under where?
You just said underwear!
What is the postman's favorite fruit?
Water-mail-on.
I always press the stop button to see you.
Pictures of the people commenting.
The bird was trying to cross the road because there was a church, but instead, the birds chirp chirp chirp, "Let's go to church!"
*World War 2 going on and then stops.*
Me: "I guess you would say it was a gory-ious battle."
What do you call a cow that's on the ground? Ground beef.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
M.C. Grill
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had mad flow!
An electrician walks into a green house. He sees a red room. He wonders why it's red because Kurt Cobain and his shotgun were sitting there.