Worst Jokes Ever

What is mail? Boring.

What is the difference between a house and a car? A car can drive and a house can not drive.

What do autistics, women, and chinks have in common? They can't fuckin' drive.

Why did the octopus cross the road?

To get to the douchebag's house.

Knock knock.

(It's the octopus.)

I thought of telling my teachers that I am transgender so I get to wear my AirPods in class.

Please stop using this thread. It is cancer.

I will make a funny joke if you let me be your boyfriend. I'm 19 and I am Russian.

How do you know if a woman that is poor who is between 18-24 years old is poor enough to do anything for money to help pay her bills? She would be working as a lesbian prostitute inside a lesbian hotel in San Francisco, CA.

Your forehead is so big, it's bigger than a school!

Your mom so ugly that Paul Walker died.

I think them homosexuals are rather gay.

One day I woke up and went on my phone. Some "pussy" was calling me. I answered it and said, "Hello, pussy?" and a pussy pic showed up.

What do you call an autistic kid if he was short?

A short tistic.

Philza: PUT THE ORPHAN DOWN TECHNOBLADE- NO DON-

Technoblade: R.I.P orphan

Yo mama so ugly Joe Biden was jelly.

Why couldn't the toilet paper roll down the road?

What falls and never gets hurt? Rain ☔

This boy said, "Get your hairline straight." I said, "Girls don't have a hairline. How about you go to the barber shop and let your barber do your hair 10 times worse than he did the first time."

Your Mom tells you to take out the trash, and the next day the Police are asking if you bombed the School.

Yo forehead is bigger than the Great Wall of China!