Worst Jokes Ever
Your mom is so fat, they asked if she was a sumo wrestler.
Why do orphans play tennis?
It's the only way they get love.
Did you know that an orphan can take a selfie and a family photo at the same time?
What does a Russian do for entertainment?
A nuclear world fair.
What was Stephen Hawking's least favorite invention? The walkie-talkie.
What is a pizza that an orphan can’t have?
A family pizza.
Roses are red, I am very cool, You, on the other hand, Need to drown yourself in a pool.
The Queen: "I've had a few medical problems this year. I'm so old that my pussy is haunted!"
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find their way home.
Stephen Hawking was in a house fire. When he got out, people called him "Hot Wheels."
Yo mama is so stupid, when she took a trip to Disneyland and a sign on the highway said “Disney left,” she went home.
Why can't orphans go to parents' evening? Because their parents left them.
John is not funny.
Person 1: Wasn’t Stephen Hawking on X Factor?
Person 2: No, why would he be on X Factor?
Person 1: For dancing.
What's a benefit of being an orphan? The chips always come in a family size :)
What do orphans call a family photo? A selfie.
"-JuicyFruitSnacks- A whole lot of pepper and a whole lot of salt. If I blame it on my friends, it won't be my fault."
-Mully- This is my mom left!!
What sound do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
Meow.
What is an owl that wears armor?
What do you say to a bully?
I might not be perfect, but at least I'm not you!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.