Worst Jokes Ever
Why did Jesus not win any Stanley Cups? Because he was cut from the team because he kept being pinned to the boards.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a photo?
A family photo.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Tank." "Tank who?" "You're welcome!"
When your cousin who has a lisp died from the impostor in Among Us,
"THE IMPASTA KILLED MEH!"
Why did Tigger look in the toilet?
He was looking for "poo."
Me: Mom, we made a cake.
Bully: Guess what?
Me: What?
Bully: Nobody cares!
Me: Yeah, nobody cares about you!
POV: You're at school and you just enjoy your day.
Now once you found a bully and he said, "I will burn you in fire," then you just punched him out of the school and got detention. You escaped and walked home, but the bully came and ROASTED you. He threw you in the garbage, but you took off his clothes and even his underwear. You escape the bin and took a shower and had a good day after.
Tarik is a retard.
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What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
A happy family.
Charlie likes big, black chocolate.
Me: (Jaiden) Why are you crying? Do you know where your parents are?
Orphan: *Sobs* "No."
God, I love working at an orphanage!
Why did the little girl cry twice?
Because you wiped your shitty bloody duck on her favorite teddy bear.
I told people your mom is also known as "MBD" because you're a mega baby dispenser.
I don't give two shits about how evil these are. They're funny.
What is the worst movie to watch at an orphanage? Batman.
I once went up to an orphan and they were crying, and I asked where their parents are, and they started crying more.
Me: GUYS GUYS I CAN STOP 9/11.
My friend: How?
Justin: Justin!
Why did the 2 4s skip lunch? They already 8! Jahshshs.
And how did the pirate know that she saw land? She was shore of it! If u get it leave a like. Hahahahaha and which thing was heavier, a feather or steal? It's they way the same amount π€£ π π π π π π€£ π π π π π π€£ π π π Lol like
One time I saw a kid crying, so I asked him where his parents were. God, I love working at an orphanage!