Worst Jokes Ever
Kobi shops at Aldi.
Stephen Hawking Kobi talking.
Why can't orphans be gay? They got no one to call daddy.
I went on a date with an Eastern European chick. She got mad because I rushed her...
Get it? It's Russia, and I rushed her.
Father's Day is a dad joke.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
You.
You who?
Who do you see over there???
What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.
A man walks into a bar. The man says, "Why the human face?" It's not funny at all.
Hey, Squidward, say "kid" backward. Also, suck my dick!
Let's stop this, it's not funny. Oh wait, the orphans are all gone with nobody. 😂
What did the glove say to his girlfriend?
I glove you!
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What do you need an apple because you got an "izzy?"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Wilma.
Wilma who?
Wilma dik fit in your mouth.
Being mean.
What did the wall say to the wall?
"Meet you at the corner."
Dinkleberg!
Girl, are you a public school? Because I want to shoot my kids inside you.
I asked this kid for a high five, but he could not reach my hand.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to!