Worst Jokes Ever
It's Caesar salad.
I heard World War 500000 in my parents'.
People tell Kobe to fly high, but when he flew high, he died.
What is 1 + 1?
They didn’t tell me. Their stomach is upset.
An autistic kid hit me, so I kicked him back and he died.
I'm hertophobic.
It means I'm allergic to straights.
What do boy snowmen have that is different from snowgirls?
Snowballs.
If you give a prostitute money, you will go to jail, but if you give a prostitute a Klondike bar, you will not go to jail. I would rather go to the casino and get more money for my buck.
Yo mama so ugly Joe Biden was jelly.
I raped your mom. I flipped her upside down and called the position "wow."
Want to know what Juice WRLD would do if he were alive today?
Frantically scratch on the inside of his coffin.
Rape is so outdated, but when you pay them money, it is a popular date!
First Date: HE: "I work with animals every day!"
SHE: "Oh how sweet! What is it that you do?"
HE: "I'm a butcher."
SHE: "We're through!"
Your forehead is so big you can jump without getting hurt.
What does the cannibal say when he jumps into the pool?
CANNONBALL! P.S. I made this myself.
Why do Indian men prefer fat women?
Because they worship cows.
How did the rape victim on a diet lose 21 grams?
She died.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they actually come back.
What did Jeff Dahmer say to the gays? Get over here and let me give you so much anal to where you die, DADDY! UWU!
What is the most expensive type of sex you will ever enjoy in your life? The type which will shorten your life by 5 to 10 years.