Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Why did the little girl cry twice?

Because you wiped your shitty bloody duck on her favorite teddy bear.

I told people your mom is also known as "MBD" because you're a mega baby dispenser.

I once went up to an orphan and they were crying, and I asked where their parents are, and they started crying more.

Why did the 2 4s skip lunch? They already 8! Jahshshs.

And how did the pirate know that she saw land? She was shore of it! If u get it leave a like. Hahahahaha and which thing was heavier, a feather or steal? It's they way the same amount 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 Lol like

One time I saw a kid crying, so I asked him where his parents were. God, I love working at an orphanage!

Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and touched her thigh and said, "Do you wanna?" Jill said yes and pulled up her dress and they had some fun.

But silly Jill forgot her pills, and so they had a son.

Why is "T" well-respected, but more in its lowercase form?

It crossed the line with Jesus.

You know what would be the best last thing to say before you die? "No, you certainly can't." JFK's assassin certainly can!

A teacher walked up to me and said, "How did we get butt cracks?"

I was like 4, so I said, "You had an earthquake on your booty."

Bootylicious lol

My wife said, "Why oh why have you ordered carpet, our house is lovely?"

Thankfully the carpet was put to good use in the end, no more stupid comments coming from a rolled up Emily in the bottom of the ocean!