Worst Jokes Ever
Me and a girl went on a walk...
Then she noticed me, then we went for a run. :)
I think our destination is under there.
Under where?
Why don't bald eagles brush their teeth? Because they don't have teeth! xD
Me: I wouldn’t want to be with a shitmate.
Shitmate: You’re so shitable.
Me: Bring banana ice cream.
Shitmate: Never happening.
What do you call a horse that does karate?
A horse.
What has 30 legs but can't swim?
A bus full of children!
Why doesn't Elon Musk like Taco Bell?
It gives him gas.
What did Michael Scott say to someone when he passed a plate of vegetables?
Boom! Roasted!
OLD KLADYBOFSIYTFJT
Your mom is so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
Your mom is so dumb, she called me asking for my phone #.
"Chris, I just saw five fat people, and you are one of them."
I started crying when Dad started cutting onions.
Onions was a good dog.
What do you call a shake? Shake ya booty!
You mehheheeheheeeehehehe.
Are you a hotdog stand? 'Cause you make my hotdog stand ;)
What happens when you hit Dwayne Johnson's butt? You hit rock bottom.
No, no, no, I am cool.
Roses are red, the grass is greener, when I see you, I play with my wiener.
I don't trust stairs, they're always up to something.
Never give up, 'cause never gonna give you up.
Never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you, never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna desert you.