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Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: They don’t have a home to run back to.
Your momma is so fat, she doesn't need Wi-Fi, she is already worldwide!
China should be a baseball team.
I love riding my bike 🚲.
So dark.
Many jokes about orphans.
God, this is the second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
Wife: I think these pants are getting too small for me!
Husband: Don't worry, maybe you are just bad at laundry.
He said he didn't want to be my brother anymore.
He's now my sister.
I'm at the circus, Noah O'Brien.
Do you like Wendy's when these nuts hit your face?
Jeffery Dahmer has two things: an RV and a pit.
What is different about the two is that one can't move and one has gas.
But what is similar is tha-
Wait, what is Jeffery doing? He has a knife, he is pulling men's pants down, he is...OH SHIT WHAT THE F-!
Sorry 'bout that......
Now, as I was saying,
What is similar about the two is that one has and is a cockpit.
Wait, a cockpit- JEFFERY WHAT THE F-!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they have to hit a home run.
My sister said I'm stupid and I'm a baby, and I said, "Oh, I didn't know we were talking about you."
Best friend: Let’s get tattoos of our parents.
Orphan: I don’t have parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know how to get to home.
My sister said, "LET'S GO TO PIZZA!" So, I went to the pizza shop with her and she replied, "We really only needed the car?"
Impossible? I’m very possible, really!
What did 1 pay with at the store? A 1/4 ;)
I was playing baseball with orphans, but when they hit a homerun, they had nowhere to go.