Worst Jokes Ever
I breathe in African food.
What’s the difference between my mom and the Twin Towers?
My mom got hit by two cars. The Twin Towers got hit by two planes.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he got bummed too hard in the shower.
I made a website for orphans. The thing is, there was no homepage.
Why do orphans hate the internet?
Because on the internet, people have families.
What is the best part of being an orphan?
Every bag of chips is family sized.
What falls quicker off a tree? The leaf or the emo?
The leaf, because the emo is stopped by the rope.
Stephen Hawking like black willies.
America and UK are a joke.
I wish my grass was emo, then it would cut for me.
Q: What’s Jackie Chan‘s favorite drink to have at a bar?
A: Wo-Tah!
What did the triangle say to the circle? Ur mom.
How to make emo cakes:
Milk Butter Eggs Sugar We're Going Down Swinging!
Person 1: Somebody farted.
Person 2: No, all I can smell is your breath.
What's an emo black kid called? A dark Drakie.
What do you call a bank robbery with MrBeast?
A donation team.
Who is the king of the insects 🐜?
The Monarch!
Kaj je pomaranča rekla, ko jo je povozil avto?
The 10 cents said to the 1 cent, "Haha, I make more cents than you!"
What game do Emos play?
Fruit Ninja.
(Sorryyyyy Lmaoooo)