Worst Jokes Ever

What is the state of California best for? Screwing everything up!

What is the state of Florida for? Rednecks for days!

What is the state of Texas for? Guns!

What is the state of Utah for? Mormons and Pligs baby! (I hate all of the religious stuff!)

What is the state of Idaho for? Calling other people Ho's, mostly!

What is the state of Nevada for? Ever heard of gambling?

What is the state of Delaware for? Literally anything that isn't exciting!

What is the state of New York for? In my state of mind, it's a song! (If you don't get this one, look up the song of New York State of Mind)

The Twin Towers ordered Domino's, what did they get instead?

I'll break your bones, b*tch.

Don't hate life, love it because when you want to live and try again in life, it's already too late. :(

Hi guys, I'm going to be out for 3 days. Also, quote for the day and advice.

Quote. (Made by me) Don't look back at tomorrow; just look forward today. There are new thoughts, strength, and ideas.

Advice. Sometimes ppl have opinions, and those opinions are probably what you don't like, but don't bring negativity on them just because of what they're saying. If you chose, you probably say, "I don't understand that statement, but it does sound good." This is not a drama site; it's a joking site.

P.S. No hating in these comments.

Sike, I lied, your mom is a guy!

What’s the difference between me and grass? Grass doesn’t cut itself.

So last night I went on a taxi and I showed them your photo. All they said was I could ride him, it would be expensive though, since from his eyebrows to hairline is at least £100.

Imagine being an orphan. *kid beside me crying*

Ammon died.

Hey guys, sorry to bother you but search "Izzy" on the search thingy on the website, thank you!

Sometimes I look at my butt for a really, really long time, and suddenly it all becomes clear to me.

Some kid with parents: "Knock, knock."

Orphan: "Who's there?"

Some kid with parents: "Not your parents."

Your mama so slow, she went by a TV and missed eight episodes.

If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Why are orphans gay?

They call everyone "daddy."

Why can't an orphan have a website?

... No homepage.

Why does an orphan hate apples? Because they get picked on more.

Hi, I'm Depraashin.

Hi, I'm rope. May I hang with you guys?

I don't know why there are 26 letters in the alphabet.