Worst Jokes Ever
Why are chickens so awesome? Because... Chicken noise.
What day can you have sex on?
Answer: Wednesday. Why? Because it's hump day.
When a hedgehog finds poop, they put it in their mouths. They mix it with saliva until it's a foam, then rub it on themselves.
Why are sex toys something to stuff in your asshole and not a big racecar?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
What’s Steven Hawking's favorite crisps brand?
Walkers.
What do screen doors and blondes have in common?
The more you bang them, the looser they get.
Why doesn’t the orphan have any toys? Because his Lego figures ran away too.
You have Chinged your last Chong.
What happens when Stephen Hawking dies? Windows plays the shutdown music.
What is a dog with only two legs? A human.
Why did the rapper apologize to the sidewalk?
He didn’t mean to SPIT that hard.
This is coming from an Indian btw and I find it very racist and it all stereotypes.
Jill went up to a bar to play a game of pool. Then Jack came in and asked Jill if she wanted to ride in his new car. She said, "I have to think." Then Jack said, "At least let me buy you a drink." After 5 drinks, he asked again. This time she said yes, so they got in the car and Jack and Jill rode up a hill to Jack's home. Then Jack said, "Close your eyes, I got a surprise!" So Jack lead Jill to his room then said, "Open your eyes!" So Jill opened her eyes, then Jack got them some red wine. Jack got drunk and unzipped his fly and Jack said, "I know you wanna." She said, "No way!" So Jack gave her one more drink, then she passed out. Then Jack ripped all his clothes off. Then he did the same to Jill. Then he did it till 3am.
Q. Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
A. Because they hate the taste of their stupid clown wigs, makeup, and retarded shoes.
POV: It's a rapists' groupchat, not a joke section. And it's SAD.
What did one dog say to another dog? I love you.
Not a joke but I hope the ones who are making jokes about Mexicans are Mexican themselves, lmao, cuz if you're not, uh... I think we both know what you are. 😟
Mom, Mom, I'm holding my little brother's hand.
Little Johnny, good! But he's not "bien" yet.
What does a pickle look like a p*nis?