Worst Jokes Ever
You know how on Snapchat "hmu" means hit me up? A school posted "smu." Nikolas Cruz responded.
If Emma Feel had a penny every time someone gave her head, she would have enough to make Mark Zuckerberg and Trump her third-legged bitch.
What do you call a gay man that performs fellatio on a man and cunnilingus on a woman, a person who is curious about male bisexuality, a man that is bicurious?
Does it cycle now?
Why did Germany win World War Two? Wait—that's not right... um... excuse me while I look up who won the war...
*disconnected*
(Titanic ll) yeah boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy :) (iceberg) ok at least there isn't 99 more titanics (99 more titanics pop up) yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh boy:) (iceberg) :(
Parents: Let's have a bonfire.
Me: Let's go to the orphanage.
Parents: To bring other children?
Me: No, to have the fire.
Parents: Won't they be missed?
Me: No, because there is nobody to miss them.
What do you call Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
What's the difference between Kanye West and an orphan?
Kanye West has parents.
What does a priest and a male homosexual have in common?
They both like to suck a big cock inside the men's locker room at the gym.
I KNOW IT'S MARCH, BUT I THOUGHT OF THIS!
Jingle bells, jingle bells! OH GOD, SANTA FELL!
I guess it's time for Mrs. Claus to go straight down to hell!
Why don't Chinese people play cricket?
Because they ate all the bats!
How can you tell when a female was raped? She crossed herself out.
Technoblade!
Please tell me you understand this...
What do you call your dad?
You don't. Hahahahaha!
M to de B, m to de B = master bate.
Gwen, don't worry, everyone hates you, by the way! Have anything to say? Then who cares? You can't stop me.
Unknown person is going to give you a hint of who hates you...we were in a club, a meeting...btw this is you!
[Image of Gwen]
Later, Bitch!!!!!!!!
Why can’t blind people read this?
They can’t see.
How do you know when German people break into your house? When you can not find your bed.
Why do any orphans have sex?
Because they can't call anyone "daddy."
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer?
The prostitute can wash her “crack” and sell it again.