Worst Jokes Ever
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? His left shoulder.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite robot? Him as his shoulder/wheelchair.
What did they find on Chris Rock's face? Fresh prints.
You are so dumb.
Like this if you like me.
These are just plain wrong jokes.
Why did Stephen die so early?
He didn't use long lasting batteries.
I always say no to drugs, but considering that I'm talking to them right now, I probably already said yes.
Why did the impostor vent... to get to the other side?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Poor guy really needs some space.
What's at the bottom of the ocean and shivers?
A nervous wreck.
What day is Labor Day?
It's the day mommies have their babies.
"Mom, these balloons are hard to blow."
"Son, stay out of the drawer."
What do you call a disabled person that can walk?
Enabled.
You are so fat that when you go out to check your letterbox, it measures 8 on the Richter scale.
Haven't had sex since I got out of jail; although sex in jail wasn't that great, either.
Your dad left you because he went for milk.
*1,000,000 years later*
Her: Dad come back!
Him: FBI open up!
"I need to go to the doctor!"
"Why?"
"It has a crack in it."
I have a joke about doors, but you can't handle it!😂
I like moldy food.
What do an orphan's parents and Nemo have in common?
They both can't be found.