Worst Jokes Ever
Why couldn’t the booty be on social media?
It had too many FOLLOWERS behind it.
Why do butts always win at poker?
They always hold the best PAIRS!
What the sigma?
Why won't an American atheist convert to the religion of Islam in the city of Dearborn, Michigan?
Because being on the sex offender list is the only requirement to be able to join a mosque in the city of Dearborn, Michigan.
My pp was in the Guinness World Record book.
The librarian then asked me to take it out.
It would be a miracle if someone figured out the length of your hairline.
My mom said she would miss me if I committed suicide, so we made it double.
Your forehead is so big, Mr. Clean thought he would hire you!
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life in rhyme.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get DE-GREEZ.
What's a rapper's favorite sport?
Rhyme racing.
Why was the rapper bad at fishing?
Because he always threw back the lines!
Why did the rapper climb a ladder during his performance?
He wanted to take his career to the NEXT LEVEL!
How does a rapper like his eggs?
Hard-boiled, to match his beats!
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the "mic drop" was too high!
How do rappers stay cool in the summer?
They drop ICE COLD rhymes.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To make some DOUGH on the side.
Why did the rapper become a mathematician?
To count his STACKS of CASH.
Why did the Octopus go down the toilet?
Because he had a toilet call in the drain.
Why did the human eat cereal in the bathroom?
So he could querk.