Worst Jokes Ever
A Chinese man and an Indian man are in a car. Who’s driving?
A woman.
Why did a cop in the 1960s cross the road?
To arrest a faggot for cross dressing.
What is better for bus drivers? A. Magic school bus 🚌
Jack and Jill went up to an abandoned house.
Jack drank too much and unzipped his fly. Jack said, "You know you wanna." Jill said, "No." So Jack locked both of them in the house and put a gag in Jill's mouth, tied her to a bed. He ripped off her dress and underwear. He took off his pants and his underwear too, then put on a condom. He then put a pill in her mouth and made her swallow. One minute later she was asleep. He took off her gag and mounted himself on her, then stuck his "candystick" in her mouth, next her fanny. Then his condom broke, but he was too drunk to notice. Nine months later a baby's born and Jack's in jail as the father.
Life is like a box of chocolates, they f*cking melt :)
Why didn't Superman save the Twin Towers?
Because he's a quadriplegic.
Come on guys, this is nasty, he was my uncle, ffs :(
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
How hard can you throw them!
How is a child with cancer and dark humor similar? They never get old.
I am sick and tired of horror movies; it is always the stupid ones that die first. When you see a guy in a dark, bloody coat and a knife, he ain't there to just look at yah run; don't scream, run!
Why can't America play chess?
They're already missing 2 towers.
Your mom is so ugly, she's the reason he swerved.
I was in Russia at a stand-up comedy performance about someone making fun of Putin, but the jokes were awful. The execution was nice, though.
What's the difference between a child and a carrot? About 140 calories.
Once upon a time, three babies were born in 2015. She was always crying for 2015. He loves her birth date. 🤗😈🤗🤕🤒no🤗🤑😱😎🙌🙏🙈🙉🙊
So what is the difference between a real doctor and a doctor of philosophy?
One cures the sick and the other makes them sick!
When I was walking home, a couple of married guys were saying, "Your mom is good at her job," but I realized my mom doesn't work.
So I ask my mom, "Why are these guys saying you're good at your job? You don't work." My mom said, "Yeah, I got a new job." So I said, "What do you do?" My mom said, "Job hand, no, I mean it's called a hand job."
I’m sorry deez nuts can’t fit in your mouth.
Hi everyone that is mean to freshfry, Addison Banks, Drew, watersharky, Gwen, and jk master, fucking get off this site, bullies! I love everyone here except the bullies!
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