Worst Jokes Ever
A lady comes into the boys' bathroom and a boy sees her.
"This is not a girls' bathroom," he says.
She answers, "I don’t care," she says, "I NEED TO PEE!"
Sans: Hey Frisk, why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Frisk: Why didn't he go to the dance?
Sans: 'Cause he had no body to dance with!
Did you hear about the astronaut that stepped in gum and got stuck?
He got stuck in orbit! Hehhehe.
Me so horny! Me so horny!
My sister said, "LET'S GO TO PIZZA!" So, I went to the pizza shop with her and she replied, "We really only needed the car?"
Impossible? I’m very possible, really!
Time for you to stop looking at jokes on worstjokesever.com and go to bed!
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: They don’t have a home to run back to.
What's yellow and smells of Marge? Homer Simpson's fingers!
My childhood tormentor was at school. I walked through so I could get to class.
And then he said, "Hey, you donkey!"
I said, "Thank you, I'm so happy that I'm something, not nothing like you!" And I gave him a pink lollipop. He walked off. And I became popular. Or should I say, Lolli-Popular? Sorry.
He said he didn't want to be my brother anymore.
He's now my sister.
I'm at the circus, Noah O'Brien.
Do you like Wendy's when these nuts hit your face?
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they have no home.
What did 1 pay with at the store? A 1/4 ;)
I was playing baseball with orphans, but when they hit a homerun, they had nowhere to go.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they have to hit a home run.
My sister said I'm stupid and I'm a baby, and I said, "Oh, I didn't know we were talking about you."
The village people said that they need their idiot back; you better get going!
What is fall?