Worst Jokes Ever
Yo hairline is bigger than yo mama's booty.
Why don't orphans have Life360?
Because parents won't track them.
How does a computer spell "Autocorrect"?
Poop and balls through the walls!
Friend: What are you doing?
Me: Putting peanut butter on my balls.
Friend hears in the distance, "Orphans, I have food for you!"
My friend saw your forehead and realized you're gay.
If someone wears black, say, "If you see someone wears black, they always be emo."
Sike, I lied, your mom is a guy!
What’s the difference between me and grass? Grass doesn’t cut itself.
So last night I went on a taxi and I showed them your photo. All they said was I could ride him, it would be expensive though, since from his eyebrows to hairline is at least £100.
I asked my nan if she wouldn't mind shitting in a bucket when we went camping. She replied, "Why the fuck would I want to sit in a bucket?" So eventually she did, and I took the best shit I have ever had!
What is the best part of being an orphan?
Every bag of chips is family sized.
You are so fat Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix it!" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Yo mama is so fat that when I was printing a picture of her last year, it's still printing.
What do you call a disabled person drowning?
A boat.
Why do orphans like the movie Home Alone?
Because they're home alone themselves!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
I want to fight! LET'S FIGHT!!!
What does an emo kid and pizza have in common?...... The pizza doesn’t cut itself.
There were two sisters. They said they were supporting nine eleven, so I shot one of the sister's kneecaps, and the other sister got shot in the head.