Worst Jokes Ever
Your mama's breath smells so bad, people can't wait for her to fart.
Your mama is so fat. When she went skydiving, it caused a global panic.
Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was, "Who threw that Twinkie at me?"
Your mom's so fat, she fell.
Your mum is so fat, when the doctors did her x-ray, the doctor said to her, "I want your x-ray, not an elephant's x-ray!"
Why do orphans have no parents?
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You're so hot!
You are so fat and ugly, Chucky didn't even want to play with you.
Your mama is so stupid she stayed up all night so she can get some sleep.
Yo, hairline as long as George Washington's date of birth.
Personally, I think putting beans on toast is better than bullets in children.
Hairline look like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
Where is the best place to eat tacos?
In the Gulp of Mexico.
Joe Mama's so fat, when she goes in the elevator, she has to go down.
You are so ugly, when you were born, your mother asked for a receipt.
By the time I ran my wife over with my car, I had to stop for gas twice.
Your mama is so fat. Her high school picture is an aerial photograph.
Your mama is so fat, I had to look twice to get a first impression.
Yo mama is so fat, she jumped on a trampoline and she broke it.
What do you call it when Panera Bread is running away?
Panera fled.