Worst Jokes Ever
What does the long distance call and a Black person have in common?
They both don’t work.
Are you a razor? 'Cause you make me red.
About a month ago, I was at my best friend’s funeral and I told him, "Bitches always come and go." He looked at me kinda mad, kinda confused, and said, "That’s my mom, dude."
I heard P. Diddy got a job as a defensive coordinator.
He’s used to penetrating aggressively.
Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?
For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS!
What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?
A RAPPER-TAP-TAP!
How do you know when a rapper's been in the kitchen?
The microwave goes, "ding, ding!"
What did the rapper say to the broken vending machine?
"Yo, drop the BEAT!"
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To withdraw some flow.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They spit HOT FIRE!
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You're my closet confidant!"
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To NAVIGATE through the BEATS!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his rap sheet!
Why did the DJ go to jail?
Because he dropped the bass too hard!
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his DENTAL FLOW checked.
What's a rapper's favorite type of clothing?
RAP-TORS.
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some ROOT RHYMES.
What's a rapper's favorite type of car?
A RAPMOBILE!
Why did the rapper go to the pet store?
To buy a dog for his bark tracks!
How does a rapper keep their money safe?
In a RAP VAULT.