Worst Jokes Ever
Orphan jokes are just hurtful, and that is all they are, so please stop.
The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! đŽ You could say they dialed that correctly.
Why am I in jail?
All I did was cause 9/11.
The last time I ever made a joke was just now.
What do you call an orphanâs family tree?
A stump.
Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
I did not believe in COVID-19 until I saw your teeth social distancing.
Why did the chef go get the eggs? Because eggs are egg-tastic!
Why canât dinosaurs clap? Cuz they are all dead.
Your forehead is so big your mum spent an extra hour in the birth delivery room.
Mom, am I adopted?
What? No. "In head" No, dah, bitch.
Your mom and dad abandoned you because you're too ugly.
What happened to Peter Pan when he jumped off the Twin Towers?
He Neverland.
"The truest things ARE the funniest things."
-Lollipop from JacknJellify, the BFDI series.
Go to the replies, look at the top and it will say "in your mum."
What does a volcano say when it has a runny nose?
"I have runny volcanoes."
So, I accidentally just tipped over my paralyzed sister.
Say "I hate happiness" without the "hs".
Q. Why did the boy fall off his bike?
A. His mom threw an oven at him.
Your mama is so ugly, her reflection ran away!