Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the math book look so sad?
Because it has many problems.
What did the tomato say to the sad pickle?
"What's the big dill?"
Okay class, who can tell me who the fastest readers are?
The pilots of 9/11 went through the Twin Towers, 6 in 3 seconds.
I put a pipe bomb in an orphanage. 🤡🤡
What movie do orphans hate? "Home."
Why did the orphan commit a crime?
Because they wanted to be wanted!
Who wants to be my boyfriend, please?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Gay.
Gay who?
You're gay.
How do you make a disabled person cry?
Let's go play tag!
Yo dad is like a boomerang; he never comes back.
7-Eleven
8-Eleven
9/11
Can an orphan child be arrested for vandalism, or will the officers ask for their parents to talk to?
Why do orphans become hookers?
'Cause they can call someone "daddy."
My dad was in the plane in 9/11, and he was the smart one that convinced everyone. He said, "We're fucked."
Did you hear Biden went to the ER?
He's having a little trouble with his Putin.
Why are orphans gay? To call someone "daddy."
I was at school with friends. One of my friends had hair in her armpits. The rest of my friends and I tried not to laugh or say anything, until one of my friends laughed and told her she had hair in her armpits, so she ran to her locker to get hair remover and went to one of the restroom stalls.
My mom said she would miss me if I committed suicide, so we made it double.
What do you call a pig that goes to the slaughterhouse? Technoblade.
Yo mama so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest, they said she wasn’t allowed because no professionals were allowed.