Worst Jokes Ever

What is large, grey, and it doesn't matter? An Irrelephant! Hahahahahahahahaha! Hahaha!

I know a good airplane joke, but it will probably go over your head.

Twin Towers: "No, it won't."

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Joe.

Joe who?

Jo Mama!

Roses are white, violets are white, everything is white. I’m racist.

George Floyd: 3 years sober, drug and alcohol free.

What's the difference between a boomerang and a Black father?

A boomerang comes back.

What's an emo's favorite type of necklace? The kind that attaches to a ceiling beam.

Are you a razor? 'Cause you make me red.

Here via westwingman.net from Veep!

What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?

M.C. Grill

I am a George Formby fan, and I love football. My favourite manager was Arsène Wenger. My favourite referee was Collina. My favourite player was Dean Windas. So my favourite George Formby song was "Wenger, Collina, Windas."

"Go back to Party City, where you belong!" — Phi Phi O’Hara, RuPaul’s Drag Race.

If you are a big fan of me, go to the movie and I kill the bad guys. If you don't, I will be mad and I will be sonic.exe lol.

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

It doesn't know where home is.

Roses are red, violets are blue. You belong in a zoo, but don't worry, I'll be there too. Just not in a cage, I'll be laughing at you.

Some marriages can make short people look like Shaquille O'Neal.

Do y'all love Jesus, God? 🙏❤️

If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they don't know where the home plate is.

Why can’t an orphan play games with a full house in them? Because they don’t know what a full house is.