Worst Jokes Ever

I have two balls. Gay people have 23456789.

Q: Why did the math book look so sad?

A: Because of all its problems.

"Lock him up, you know, Trump!"

BLM = Bang local MILFs.

What is "moo becanira?"

"Johnny, why wave?"

"Hi, Goo!"

Have you learned SoDN in chemistry? It's so hard.

What's SoDN?

Suck on deez nuts.

Little Johnny: Dad, why are you rubbing the horse's chest and butt?

Dad: I want to see if it's good enough to buy.

Little Johnny: I think Uncle Joe wants to buy Mom.

I swear I witnessed your nana fall down the stairs.

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Why am I in jail? Because I wasn't invited to the party in the orphanage 23 days ago. Stupid fucks.

The people in the World Trade Center ordered two pepperoni, but got two planes.

Stephen Hawking was a spac. But if you put an E on the end, you get space, and he loved that.

Pop-up. P

Stephen Hawking can't stand for army.

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? His left shoulder.

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite robot? Him as his shoulder/wheelchair.

What did they find on Chris Rock's face? Fresh prints.

You are so dumb.

Like this if you like me.

These are just plain wrong jokes.

Why did Stephen die so early?

He didn't use long lasting batteries.