Worst Jokes Ever

Zozo laughed at his wife for her husband being a hobo.

What is a good time for dinner, and what do I do for you? And dinner, dinner, and what, yyyuyy dinner? 🍴 Night time.

How do you surprise a 50-year-old man? By putting a 12-inch dick through his ass.

He said, "Best surprise ever!"

Orphans' calendar consists of 362 days. Why?

Because they don't got homecoming, Father's Day, and Mother's Day.

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Say this out loud: "Gabe Itch."

Random person: Minecraft is actually more peaceful than real life.

Me: Well, screw life. Maybe if I light a fire on myself, I will go to Minecraft (my excuse for suicide).

If you punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?

You don't have any balls.

Why do gay men and lesbians believe that bisexual men don't exist because there is no such thing as male bisexuality?

Because it doesn't cycle 🚲.

"1v1 me bitch!"

What did Darth Trump Vader say to evil emperor Putin?

"Yesssss Massager!"

This man walks into a bar and says, "How do I get service here?"

The assistant bar attendant tells him to take a seat as the bartender will be there to serve him shortly. After 2 minutes, the man says this is ridiculous, that he has to wait. The assistant then offers him a bar snack of free nuts, which the man duly eats. Another 2 minutes go by, and the man then says, "OK, I get it, no service of beer, but free nuts," to which the assistant says, "Hell no, the game starts in 10 minutes." Everyone laughs and claps.

Yo mama so old, she was Jesus' nanny! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish.

I’m breaking up with you, bitch.

What do you call a rapper who's also a firefighter?

BLAZE RHYMES.

What did the rapper say to his BLENDER?

"Mix it up, yo!"

Why was the rapper always in good shape?

Because he dropped the mic and picked up weights!

How do rappers freshen their breath?

With COOL YO mints!

How do rappers like their steaks?

With lots of SIZZLE!