Worst Jokes Ever
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.
What do you say to the orphan?
"Shut up, get a mom and dad!"
Your mama is so fat, the Marvel Universe disappeared.
I'm holding an African themed party tomorrow. There is no food, and the drinks are 10 miles away!
Depression jokes are like food... not every people get it.
Is laughing a problem?
Laughing at what?
I want to jump.
Jump—what?
Jump off the hook.
What's the difference between a picture of Jesus and the real Jesus? It only takes 1 nail to hang the picture.
2+2+67+23= Now calculate the mass of the Solar system. Be these questions these days.
Why can't orphans play golf?
Because they can't find home.
Why are apples and orphans the same?
They always get picked on.
What has a head, a tail, but no body?
Your mama is so ugly, her shadow got a restraining order.
A rich man and a poor man are talking about anniversaries. The rich man got his wife a Mercedes and a diamond ring. He says if the wife does not like the ring, she can take the Mercedes and leave.
The poor man said he got his wife slippers and a dildo. He says if his wife does not like the slippers, she can go and fuck herself.
These are not funny. Those that are adopted feel hurt by these!
You shall feel ashamed of yourself!
Take the L! - Losers
Face the truth, Jake could have went on the door, but Rose wanted him to die.
Your forehead is so big, Mr. Clean thought he would hire you!
What does the PH stand for in "orphan"?
Obama got Osama.
Hey kids, are you ready for Faptisim?
My mom said she would miss me if I committed suicide, so we made it double.