Worst Jokes Ever
Why was the rapper bad at fishing?
Because he always threw back the lines!
How do rappers like their steaks?
With lots of SIZZLE!
What did the rapper say to his BLENDER?
"Mix it up, yo!"
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life in rhyme.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get DE-GREEZ.
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he dropped the mic and picked up weights!
What's a rapper's favorite sport?
Rhyme racing.
How do rappers freshen their breath?
With COOL YO mints!
Why did the rapper climb a ladder during his performance?
He wanted to take his career to the NEXT LEVEL!
Why did the rapper become a locksmith?
Because he always had the KEYS!
How does a rapper like his eggs?
Hard-boiled, to match his beats!
How do rappers stay cool?
They have MAD ICE!
How does a rapper fix stuff?
With a RAP-AIR!
Caesar salad, Jack and Jill, little Johnny Koala,
Zebra, monkey, vegetables, bus, baa, bus.
How do you know if a black lady’s pregnant?
You put a banana up her vagina and see if any little monkeys come and get it.
Keira likes massive, juicy, insanely big cock!
What will Reddit be without the robot logo?
Reddot.
Who is Helen Keller?
Stop saying "cheetah cheater" jokes. They suck!
Jesus was a carpenter who got nailed to a piece of wood.