Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so fat, when she bought a fur coat, she made a whole species extinct.
Technically, a human is hollow. We have an empty tube through us from the mouth and nose to the asshole and dick or pussy. We are basically tubes.
What does an orphan and a military man not have in common? Neither gets to go back home.
My friend was in a crash, so when he got put in a wheelchair, people bullied him, so I told him to stand up for himself.
Why are there no pharmacies in Africa?
Because you can’t take medicine on an empty stomach.
I told my friend that we should dress up as P. Diddy and Drake for Halloween and ask parents if their kid wants to come over for a sleepover.
Why do you call a fat midget?
Jiggly Puff.
How many dyslexics does it take to change a lightbulb?
Steven.
Some guy called me a tool. So I got hammered and nailed his girlfriend. Guess he was right.
I got a part in a movie called "Cocaine." I only have one line.
It’s ok to yell “Kobe” after missing a shot, he didn’t make it either.
How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?
AIDS.
"I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now."
Why do orphans eat water with their cereal? Because their father never came home with milk.
A Texan and an Alaskan walk into a room, and the Alaskan says, "My state is bigger." Then the Texan says, "It won't be when it melts."
What’s the difference between a gay rooster and a straight rooster?
A straight rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-do!"
A gay rooster says, "Any cock will do!"
What do you call someone in a wheelchair being pushed by a cannibal?
A to-go order.
It did not rain very often when Chuck Norris was a kid.
Why?
Because his favorite childhood song was "Rain Rain Go Away."
If a deaf person is missing fingers, is it a speech impediment or an accent?
I told a diabetic boy to have sweet dreams, and he died the next morning.