Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a gay T-Rex?
A tyranno-sore-ass!
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the aeroplane!"
"And here comes the second one!"
What do you call an apartment full of Black people?
A crackhouse.
It did not rain very often when Chuck Norris was a kid.
Why?
Because his favorite childhood song was "Rain Rain Go Away."
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because the last one to have a dream got shot. (Martin Luther King joke)
How come you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to be a fruit, when you’re already a vegetable.
How many dyslexics does it take to change a lightbulb?
Steven.
How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?
AIDS.
A mirror and a beer bottle are arguing.
The beer bottle says: "If you break me, you get one year of bad luck."
The mirror scoffs: "Oh, that's nothing. You break me and you get 7 years of bad luck."
The condom overhears these arguments and walks off laughing.
My friend was in a crash, so when he got put in a wheelchair, people bullied him, so I told him to stand up for himself.
Some guy called me a tool. So I got hammered and nailed his girlfriend. Guess he was right.
What does an orphan and a military man not have in common? Neither gets to go back home.
I told my friend that we should dress up as P. Diddy and Drake for Halloween and ask parents if their kid wants to come over for a sleepover.
Why do you call a fat midget?
Jiggly Puff.
Why are there no pharmacies in Africa?
Because you can’t take medicine on an empty stomach.
"I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now."
I got a part in a movie called "Cocaine." I only have one line.
It’s ok to yell “Kobe” after missing a shot, he didn’t make it either.
Pornhub suggesting me MILF on Mother's Day...
What’s the difference between an orphan and a tomato?
The tomato gets picked.