Worst Jokes Ever
You're so slow, the sped kid is your tutor.
A Texan and an Alaskan walk into a room, and the Alaskan says, "My state is bigger." Then the Texan says, "It won't be when it melts."
Pornhub suggesting me MILF on Mother's Day...
What’s the difference between an orphan and a tomato?
The tomato gets picked.
Did you hear about the new P. Diddy meal in McDonald's? It's a 56-year-old meat inside a 12-year-old bun.
What is the difference between Drake and Carrie Underwood?
Carrie Underwood kissed a 12-year-old boy on the lips.
What is a little zombie's favorite stuffed animal?
It's a deady bear.
What’s the difference between a gay rooster and a straight rooster?
A straight rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-do!"
A gay rooster says, "Any cock will do!"
I told a diabetic boy to have sweet dreams, and he died the next morning.
A block of gold walked into a bar. The bartender said, “AU, get out!”
So the other day, I saw a child in a wheelchair.
He was getting bullied a lot, so I came up and said, "Why don't you stand up to those bullies?"
What would an orphan priest call himself?
Father Les.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would just crash and burn.
What's Juice WRLD's favorite place to shop at?
Answer: Forever 21.
An attractive man and a blonde meet in an elevator.
"Where are you heading today?" the man asks.
"I'm going down to give blood."
"How much do you get paid for giving blood?"
"About $30."
"Wow," says the man, "I'm going up to donate sperm, and the sperm bank pays $100."
The woman, slightly annoyed, gets off the elevator. The next day, the man and woman meet in the elevator again.
"Fancy meeting you again. Where you off to today?"
"Sperm bank," she mumbles with her mouth full.
I just thought of the best invention ever: a vape dildo.
"Most Deadly Sport"
Playing chicken with a train!
Do you guys know how to make a hoe in Minecraft?
You pick it up off the street.
What do you call an ex eating Taco Bell?
Explosion.
Dyslexic man walks into a bra.