Worst Jokes Ever
Why don't orphans have Life360?
Because parents won't track them.
7-Eleven
8-Eleven
9/11
How does a computer spell "Autocorrect"?
Why are orphans gay? To call someone "daddy."
If someone wears black, say, "If you see someone wears black, they always be emo."
Yo dad is like a boomerang; he never comes back.
Three men met on a nude beach. Two of the three men were happy, but the third was sad.
The three men broke into a conversation. The topic eventually reached the men's jobs, and why they were at the beach.
"I'm a construction worker," said the first man. "All year long I toil in the sun in very heavy clothes, so this seemed like the perfect vacation for me. If I can relax and do it naked, that's a win-win."
"I'm an accountant," said the second man. "I just like how everyone here is dressed exactly the same."
The first two men turned to the third, sad man. "What do you do?" they asked.
"I'm a pickpocket," said the third man. "My doctor sent me here."
Who wants to be my boyfriend, please?
My friend saw your forehead and realized you're gay.
Sad news, my obese parrot died today.
Mind you, it's a huge weight off my shoulders.
Why did the math book look so sad?
Because it has many problems.
What did the tomato say to the sad pickle?
"What's the big dill?"
Okay class, who can tell me who the fastest readers are?
The pilots of 9/11 went through the Twin Towers, 6 in 3 seconds.
Why did the orphan commit a crime?
Because they wanted to be wanted!
Friend: What are you doing?
Me: Putting peanut butter on my balls.
Friend hears in the distance, "Orphans, I have food for you!"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Gay.
Gay who?
You're gay.
Who is the first person an orphan sees? The doctor.
I put a pipe bomb in an orphanage. 🤡🤡
What movie do orphans hate? "Home."
Poop and balls through the walls!