Worst Jokes Ever

Obi-Wan be like:

"To Darth Maul, lightsabers are blue, lightsabers are red. I cut you in half, why the fuck aren’t you dead?"

Why does Aaron chug beer on a Wednesday?

Because his dad beats him every single day because he has scoliosis.

This is just a bad emo pickup line, lmao.

Are you Maria? 'Cause you can sure as hell count ME in!

I like touching things that have been in space. I was super excited when I got to meet an astronaut.

The first orphan joke be like: What does the orphan not have?

A family.

"Butter, butter, and butter, please, please bring me butter."

I was gonna make a gay joke but fuck it.

Tongue twister: Through three cheese trees Three free fleas flew. While these three fleas flew, freezy breeze blew. Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze; freezy trees made these tree's cheese freeze.

That's what made these three fleas sneeze. 👍😀

Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.

Ha ha! Get rickrolled!

What's the difference between orphans and apples?

Apples get picked.

Why don’t orphans play baseball? Because they don’t have a home to go to.

Eli is hot.

What does a pirate say to the president?? Spread your legs so I can get my treasure back.

You're so ugly and fat, and you're so lazy you can't even get your ass up and walk.

Why did the turtle start flying? He was on a jet.

Bully: *Bullies kid*

Orphan: Stop!! *Cries*

Bully: What are you gonna do? Tell your parents?? XD

Orphan: :/

You look at it. You tug on it like a shoe string. You play with it like elastic bubble plastic, but it still never grows.

Kid: "THERE'S A SHOOTER IN THE BUILDING!"

Shooter: "Oops."

Why can’t orphans eat cereal?

It says, "Family size."

Alright, I'm gonna drink the lo-carb one to see how it compares to the normal Monster.

Holy shit, it tastes just like the original one.

There's like a weird after taste though.

Kinda like a sparkling water one.

I love Monster. I've drank about 5 cans already.