Worst Jokes Ever
Your favorite music artist is Cardi B? I prefer Cardi A+ if I'm being honest.
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Because he wanted to go to high school.
"Trust falling" with a bridge is more trustworthy than me.
You're so fat you probably apply sunscreen with a paint roller.
What did COVID say to the American?
Nothing, it just took its breath away...
Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time she sang the line “fire away,” someone started shooting!
Orphan: I love abcdefu!
Caretaker: Why? You don't have anyone to flip off.
Brazil is a joke.
Stephen landed at Tilted and got 199 pumped, he's 1 shot!
"I can lose 10 ugly pounds anytime I want -- I'll just cut off my head!"
Do you use humor to make light of your emotional eating and your weight? Make jokes about overeating and being fat as a way of getting along with other people? I was a Grand Champion at it.
What’s black, white, and red all over?
An embarrassed biracial guy.
There's only one reason our Education Minister is standing by this curriculum.
In her religion, you NEVER pull out.
Roses are red, my toaster too,
Oh shit, I've burnt the house down, what do I do?
The kid was a bit sad, so he was blue.
Teacher asked him, "Why are you so blue?"
The kid replied, "I'm not sad."
Teacher said, "No, your face actually blue."
Walls.
What kind of wall is the biggest? A whall.
Pee pee poo poo wall.
What's the same about bins and orphans? They get dumped.
Your hairline is so far back that when I wrote it on a chalkboard, it did not erase.
What do penguins wear on their heads?
Snow caps!