Worst Jokes Ever
What did the horses say to the donkeys?
"Jackasses, please like!"
What's the similarity between your mum and West Ham?
Your mum blows spunk bubbles from her ass.
What's the difference between an orphan and Daniel Larusso?
At least Daniel has a mom.
Y'know, I never knew Obi-Wan Kenobi participated in an anime, "Snow White with the Red Hair," up until now.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dragon.
Dragon deez nuts.
Dragon deez nuts who?
DRAGON DEEZ NUTS ALL OVER YOUR FACE!
What is the best part of a turkey? The drumstick!
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy/mommy."
Your mama so fat that’s why Hulk gets big.
Your mom is so small that she can fit in the luggage.
Never let an orphan watch Fast and the Furious.
All they will talk about is how great their family is.
What did the other wave say to the other wave?
"Nothing, they just waved!"
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
What is the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
"I like ya cut G" means two different things.
"Nancy be like I sucked my way to the top."
What do you get when you mix a redneck and spicy food?
The worst shits you'll ever see!
What is Donald Trump's hairstyle called?
A comb-over.
What do you and Joe Biden have in common?
Nobody loves you or him.
I saw twins. I’m just waiting for those planes.
Poles are as straight as adopted kids' parents.
Your favorite music artist is Cardi B? I prefer Cardi A+ if I'm being honest.