Worst Jokes Ever

I made a website to support orphans.

It just needs a home page.

Hi, welcome to Dave's Orphanage, you make 'em, we take 'em!

Yeestt?

What did the orphan say when he first played Sims? Dang, you can have a family!

How to make the kissing in a tree recognizable: me and you k.i.s.s.i.n.g., tree sitting, wedding, love, then comes love, then comes baby in the carriage, then hate comes, divorce and purse.

FEW!!!!!!!

So um uh I like people who like people who like people.

John Toberty is not funny.

Yourom?

Want to hear a dad joke? Look in the mirror. You get the joke.

Why can't the orphan get the big bag of chips?

Because it's family-size.

What do you call a man who can fly? A flying man.

What’s a selfie of an orphan called?

Family picture.

Why can't a homeless person win a baseball game?

They can't find home plate.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

God made me pretty, what happened to you?

A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning building.

Priest: What about the children, Rabbi?

Rabbi: Fuck the children!

Priest: Do we have time?

Where are the multi's? Where are they at? The placations?

Uranus be like, "Oh look, I'm Uranus. Imagine how disgusted I feel."

Has anyone walked in on their parents making love? I have.

Please comment! :)

What's an orphan's favorite football game?? The homecoming.

Me, (AHAHAHA IM A JOKE AHAH Criii) Anyone wanna date? Lol.