Worst Jokes Ever

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they can't find home, lol.

F*ck in' the poo.

Instead of Obama, it was supposed to be Osama. Pretending I got their names mixed up.

Best friend makes joke about 9/11.

Me: My pop was a part of that!

Best friend: So sorry!

Me: My pop was the pilot of the plane, he flew through 89 floors.

Roblox usernames be like: "25k_baddieee."

Thanks for the birthday wishes. It's been an odd one this year, as some of you know, my father suddenly passed away on my birthday last year, and anyone who knew the old man knew he had a sledgehammer wit!

Good on ya dad, ya definitely got the last laugh!

When an orphan finds out who their parents are, and then finds out they're dead.

Yo mama so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest, they said she wasn’t allowed because no professionals were allowed.

Can an orphan child be arrested for vandalism, or will the officers ask for their parents to talk to?

Why do orphans become hookers?

'Cause they can call someone "daddy."

My dad was in the plane in 9/11, and he was the smart one that convinced everyone. He said, "We're fucked."

Did you hear Biden went to the ER?

He's having a little trouble with his Putin.

Why did my dad bring a bomb vest to fit in with his Taliban brothers?

Yo hairline is bigger than yo mama's booty.

Can you guys comment on my nuts jokes (aka Willma, Bofa, and Savor)? I just want to see if people don't think it's funny.

What is the difference between a horse and a rabbit?

A horse can't hoop.

Hey guys, sorry to bother you but search "Izzy" on the search thingy on the website, thank you!

Why did the dumb blonde take a shower outside of the house while it was raining?

Because the dumb blonde did not pay the water bill!

Yo mama is so stupid, when she took a trip to Disneyland and a sign on the highway said “Disney left,” she went home.

Why can't orphans go to parents' evening? Because their parents left them.