Worst Jokes Ever
You're so fat you probably apply sunscreen with a paint roller.
What did COVID say to the American?
Nothing, it just took its breath away...
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Because he wanted to go to high school.
What is large, grey, and it doesn't matter? An Irrelephant! Hahahahahahahahaha! Hahaha!
Some boy says 100000 digits of pi, and this other dude can't even remember the 1st one.
What disease do you get from eating fish?
Salmonella!
Orange you glad you are not a comedian?
What do you call a crazy-in-every-way sister?
A sissy.
Why can’t an orphan play games with a full house in them? Because they don’t know what a full house is.
If you are a big fan of me, go to the movie and I kill the bad guys. If you don't, I will be mad and I will be sonic.exe lol.
Kid: "THERE'S A SHOOTER IN THE BUILDING!"
Shooter: "Oops."
Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time she sang the line “fire away,” someone started shooting!
"Trust falling" with a bridge is more trustworthy than me.
Why can’t orphans have an iPhone?
Because they can’t find the home button!
Stephen landed at Tilted and got 199 pumped, he's 1 shot!
What do you call a ball with no hair? A Mexican ball.
If you take off the first and last letter of "demon," they're gonna turn emo.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One is always picked.
Timmy: Stupid motherfucker.
Jimmy: Wow, do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Timmy: *starts crying*
Jimmy: Ah fuck, I did it again.
Who likes Fortnite? Gwen Stacy is in the game, let's goooooo! I love her!