Worst Jokes Ever

It insists upon itself, Lois, it insists upon itself.

I had a threesome on an elevator with a monkey and my underage, deaf, & mentally challenged sister...

It was wrong on so many levels.

My mom told me that my friend Paul is coming over, and he is going to sleep over, so I was happy.

The next day, I ask my mom, "Where's the dog?" My mom asks me, "What dog?"

Then I said to my mom, "I heard Paul say, 'Do you want it doggy?' and you said 'Yeah.'"

I'm always willing to go down on a special needs girl.

Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.

Unless Israel wants to become Hell Aviv, it would put itself on a tight leash, delivered specially from Uncle Sam.

What do you call two guys fighting over a slut?

Tug of whore.

Google 'dancing Israelis'.

"Now buzz off" - Explain Bear

Jack and Jill went up to an abandoned house.

Jack drank too much and unzipped his fly. Jack said, "You know you wanna." Jill said, "No." So Jack locked both of them in the house and put a gag in Jill's mouth, tied her to a bed. He ripped off her dress and underwear. He took off his pants and his underwear too, then put on a condom. He then put a pill in her mouth and made her swallow. One minute later she was asleep. He took off her gag and mounted himself on her, then stuck his "candystick" in her mouth, next her fanny. Then his condom broke, but he was too drunk to notice. Nine months later a baby's born and Jack's in jail as the father.

What is better for bus drivers? A. Magic school bus 🚌

Come on guys, this is nasty, he was my uncle, ffs :(

Why didn't Superman save the Twin Towers?

Because he's a quadriplegic.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

How hard can you throw them!

How is a child with cancer and dark humor similar? They never get old.

Life is like a box of chocolates, they f*cking melt :)

I’m sorry deez nuts can’t fit in your mouth.

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Hi everyone that is mean to freshfry, Addison Banks, Drew, watersharky, Gwen, and jk master, fucking get off this site, bullies! I love everyone here except the bullies!

I was in Russia at a stand-up comedy performance about someone making fun of Putin, but the jokes were awful. The execution was nice, though.

Your mom is so ugly, she's the reason he swerved.