Worst Jokes Ever

Why did the wheel fall?

Because there were too many fat people on it.

What's one thing you should never ask a suicidal person? "Are you okay?" because the next day they'll either be dead or have a lot more cuts than they started with.

To those who are dead now, was it fun?

Brendon, just shut up, no one was talking to you on the fucking joke! And my sis is not a female dog. If she was, then how the hell would she spell!

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?

One gets picked.

If Selena Gomez wasn't really single after Justin Bieber dumped her, I would wait for her to come by my house, take her fine ass in my room, close my door, and give her some sex medicine until she masturbates.

Why do planets circle the sun?

'Cause they like the game of ring-around-the-rosy.

NASA equals nugget and sh*t, amateur.

Zozo laughed at his wife for her husband being a hobo.

What is a good time for dinner, and what do I do for you? And dinner, dinner, and what, yyyuyy dinner? 🍴 Night time.

What is the difference between a human being in the car?

Good morning!

All these females swear they loyal... but you can’t put loyalty on a hoe.

I smell ice a mile. Titanic, I want to iceberg.

A no legged manager runs the nearest pizza place called Your Pizza Is A Joke.

I (J0K35) worked there and this happened...

Manager: WHY ARE THE PINEAPPLES IN THE TRASH?

Me: Because nobody eats fucking pineapple pizza.

Manager: THAT'S IT! I'M KICKING YOU OUT OF THIS PLACE!

Me: You can't kick me out.

Manager: Why not? Huh?

Me: Because you need legs to kick, and you don't have any.

What does an Asian call a penis? A wong.

What does an Asian do with its legs? It wok.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.

There was a man in a tower, and the other man thought it was a girl, so he said, "Let down your long hair." He said, "OK, I will let my big, super long, hairy penis down for you to climb and suck." Then the other man said, "If you have such a long dick, suck it yourself. See ya, b*tch."

What do a blackjack dealer and my uncle have in common?

They both hit me face down on the table.

I named my dog "J," and everyone thought I said "jam."

What do you call a clown that is allergic to strawberries?

...Ollie the clown!