Worst Jokes Ever
What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, they haven't got family.
Your hairline is so far back that when I wrote it on a chalkboard, it did not erase.
You didn't know that Helen Keller is dead? It's fine; neither does she.
Eli is hot.
What does a pirate say to the president?? Spread your legs so I can get my treasure back.
You're so ugly and fat, and you're so lazy you can't even get your ass up and walk.
Why did the turtle start flying? He was on a jet.
What is an emo's favorite song?
"Suicidal."
Bully: *Bullies kid*
Orphan: Stop!! *Cries*
Bully: What are you gonna do? Tell your parents?? XD
Orphan: :/
- I work with animals.
- Great! What job?
- A butcher.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't go home.
Your face is so big that not even you can see it.
Your face needs to be put in the trash so people don't need to suffer.
Your head is so small, even a fly could eat it.
I got fired for not doing enough work.
Guess I didn’t put enough backbone into it.
A skeleton decided to become an assassin.
He was always skull-king around!
What is the similarity between depressed people and hoodies?
The color black.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's the difference between a dog and an orphan? The dog gets picked.
Ms. Norsworthy's chompers are so big they killed a kid once.