Worst Jokes Ever
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
God made me pretty, what happened to you?
A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning building.
Priest: What about the children, Rabbi?
Rabbi: Fuck the children!
Priest: Do we have time?
Where are the multi's? Where are they at? The placations?
Uranus be like, "Oh look, I'm Uranus. Imagine how disgusted I feel."
What's an orphan's favorite football game?? The homecoming.
Who thinks Gwen and dumb bitch prince should *STOP* dating! AND LET THE REAL LOVERS *Gwen and Aiden* RESUME TO *LOVE* SAY ME IN THE COMMENTS SO NOT!!!!!!!!
"Hey Kenya, can we talk please!"
Hi guys, so today I am going to do another blog. It's just for fun, and yeah. Enjoy!
So, this morning, when I woke up, I heard that I was getting new grips. I was so excited. (In case you guys don't know what grips are, they are sort of like gloves that go on your hands and they are for gymnastics bars.) I was excited because my old grips don't fit me anymore and my coach was like, "Oh I can get you some new ones since we have a meet in a week." And so I was like, "Oh, that's fine. My parents ordered me some. Thank you though." And she was like, "Okay, that's fine. Just make sure you have them by next week." So long story short, I have new grips now.
Has anyone walked in on their parents making love? I have.
Please comment! :)
Me, (AHAHAHA IM A JOKE AHAH Criii) Anyone wanna date? Lol.
Oh, sweetheart, you brighten me.
Hey, who thinks Gwen is a dummy, so is Jaden and Kenya!
Yourom?
Want to hear a dad joke? Look in the mirror. You get the joke.
What do you call a man who can fly? A flying man.
What’s a selfie of an orphan called?
Family picture.
What do you call crocodiles that don't say "swim" every day?
If you're a girl, please comment.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter, he's not coming.
Wow, no SP jokes?