Worst Jokes Ever
What is
I am funny.
What's yellow and smells of Marge? Homer Simpson's fingers!
When I get hungry 😋
Get confused with Confucius!
I did a good walk and I...
What time is fun?
Time for games!
What is my favorite color? Yellow.
What has four legs and an arm?
A Doberman in a playground.
Wanna know what's funny? Scott's low joke standards.
Q: If an electric train heads south, which way does the steam go?
A: No steam.
Why are lamps so scared? Because someone might throw them away.
What time is it when you get hit by a car? Time to die.
What is fall?
What time do you have when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence!
What pictures did turtles take?
Shell-fies!
What has legs but can't walk?
A veteran.
I love the letters of the alphabet.
What do you get when you are hungry? A dog to eat.
You a cunt.