Worst Jokes Ever
Stephanie
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Maserati.
Maserati who?
Why don't you clean up this Maserati?
I love ❤️ dogs.
When your mum tells you to help your granny.
And you unplug life support!
Your family in a nutshell.
There's a girl I like in my school, but she's always on her phone. It seems that I can't get a SIGNAL from her.
Bruh.
There was once a boy who took a selfie, and the next day became an orphan.
What would Martin Luther King be if he was white? Alive.
Let me tell you a joke about pizza!
Never mind...
It's too cheesy.
There is no joke.
My step-dad works at a lumberjack company and he took me to work. I went climbing trees later that day and now I'm in the hospital.
What do you call crocodiles that don't say "swim" every day?
If you're a girl, please comment.
Daddy, good morning, please, I want too, but Davido's second-hand towel is 2.5 million.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy/mommy."
Your mama so fat that’s why Hulk gets big.
Your mom is so small that she can fit in the luggage.
Why do orphans watch "The Nightmare Before Christmas"?
Answer: Oogie Boogie is ugly, so they want to be ugly.
What did the horses say to the donkeys?
"Jackasses, please like!"