Worst Jokes Ever
What did the toaster say to the piece of bread? "I want you inside me."
Your forehead is so big NASA thought it was Mars.
How do you turn a hairy man into a feminist?
Just take out his brain and there you go!
Gigachad.
Why is 4/20 such an epic date?
Because it's weed day, Columbine, AND Hitler's birthday;)
Yo chin is so bumpy, someone said, "Is that Mt. Everest?"
What did the Twin Towers say to the plane?
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
What do the N and F in "orphan" stand for?
"No family."
Talk to me if you're online.
Why can't orphans have sex?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Hello! I'm Taylor, and this is my life story with me and my ex girl. So when I was little, I met this girl. Her name was Leah. We were besties for a while until I turned 13. Then I asked if she wanted to date me. She said yes!
But one day, in the middle of school, she was talking to another man!!!!!!! AND THEY HUGGED AND KISSED EACH OTHER ON THE CHEEK!!!!!! Then, she told me she hated me. I was so upset!!!!!!!! Whatever you do, don't follow the ugly rat!!!!!!!!! <3
You know I would tell you a 9/11 joke, but it just doesn’t hit the spot.
My dog once went to Uranus. 🐶🤣🤣🤣
You know, because dogs sniff Uranus? 😂😂😂
Emos are so predictable: sleep, eat, cut, repeat.
Why do emo kids not jump?
They're still in the sky.
There's a kid with loads of new firemen equipment and sees a fire engine go past and the kid asks the firemen, "Come have a look at my new gear." So the firemen go look at his gear, so then the kid says:
"I've got a helmet, a big jacket, and an oxygen tank, and a little wheelbarrow for my gear."
Firemen say: "Why is there a rope tied around a cat's balls?"
The kid says, "So I can have a siren nnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn"
What kind of flour do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising.
Why can't orphans have gay sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
A dad is in a wheelchair and his daughter goes, "Don't step on a crack!"