Worst Jokes Ever
Suck on deez balls!
Why do orphans hate playing baseball?
'Cause they can't get a home run.
What is an orphan's favorite TV show?
"Alone."
I called an orphan's house, saying: "Are your parents home yet?"
He started crying.
What is Saturn's favorite song?
"7 Rings."
Why did Dan the orphan go to the orphanage?
Because he was! I couldn't make the homepage website!!
What’s a guy with Tourette’s favorite app to use? Tiktok.
I got hit in the balls by a tennis ball.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually comes back.
Why does the military pick orphans as fighter pilots?
Because homing missiles don't work on them.
Why did the orphan fail in baseball?
He couldn't find home.
Obi-Wan be like:
"To Darth Maul, lightsabers are blue, lightsabers are red. I cut you in half, why the fuck aren’t you dead?"
Why does Aaron chug beer on a Wednesday?
Because his dad beats him every single day because he has scoliosis.
This is just a bad emo pickup line, lmao.
Are you Maria? 'Cause you can sure as hell count ME in!
I like touching things that have been in space. I was super excited when I got to meet an astronaut.
The first orphan joke be like: What does the orphan not have?
A family.
"Butter, butter, and butter, please, please bring me butter."
I was gonna make a gay joke but fuck it.
Tongue twister: Through three cheese trees Three free fleas flew. While these three fleas flew, freezy breeze blew. Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze; freezy trees made these tree's cheese freeze.
That's what made these three fleas sneeze. 👍😀
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.
Ha ha! Get rickrolled!