Worst Jokes Ever
The man who invented Velcro died.
RIP.
I tripped over my wife’s bra. It was a booby trap!
Why does the president take so long to deliver each sentence?
He’s just Biden his time.
Hey there little mister, I'm dating your sister.
Why did the rapper bring a comb to the concert?
Because he wanted to STYLE his FLOW.
My father told me to always carry a women's bag, but I don't know why he called the cops on me when I helped Mom's bag when we went parachuting. :(
Do you want to give your life to God and be in Heaven?
What is a terrorist's favorite song?
"Pumped Up Kicks."
What's the difference between orphans and apple trees?
The apples actually get picked.
Why was 10 scared because it was in the middle of 9/11?
What did one tower say to the other?
Damn, you looking PLANE!
Gimme a nickel or I'll tickle your pickle!
I arrived at basketball and I asked little Jimmy if he brought the basketballs, and he said, "Nope, but I got two right here!"
What happens to Freedom Towers if they got hit? They stepped in Ground Zero.
What is the difference between Superman and an emo kid? Superman can actually land.
What position would a man with no legs and arms play in baseball?
Home base.
My friend said, "Where is the trash?" I said, "Look in the mirror, there is the trash."
Phobos and Deimos are just asteroids in moon costumes, and Mars was blind due to its frequent sandstorms, so it let Phobos and Deimos be its moons.
Do you know Bumo?
Bumo deez nuts.
Have anyone seen my balls? I can't find them on my chest.
Hey! My balls are on your thing!