Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a cow with no leg?
I put my leg up in the air sometimes, singing ayo, I'm a flamingo...
What's bad? A nut allergy.
What did the toilet paper say when he got stuck in a crack on the side walk?
"I got stuck in a butt crack!"
What animal can not be trusted?
A lion 🦁.
What should you name a dog without any legs?
It doesn't really matter. No matter what you yell, he's not coming.
What is a good night's sleep?
"Good night night love ❤️"
What is the difference between a tree and "walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk home"?
Was your birthday?
Steel led to World War 2.
Chris started to tell me a joke about a nut, but he couldn't finish it.
What did the potato say when the sweet potato told it to hurry?
I yam.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Uriah. Uriah who? Keep Uriah on the ball, Laquon Treadwell!
I drew a picture of Colby.
Too bad it got ripped up 😢
Living in Houston, Texas, and realizing that hurricanes are an annual threat, my ex-wife called me and asked what would be the safest route to get out of Houston to avoid a hurricane. My answer? Take the 610 loop, dear!
Knock knock! Who's there? Stripper. Stripper who? Stripper down!
What do orphans call their parents? Unicorns, because they don't exist.
What did the constipated bum say to the other bum?
Piss don't s**t on me!
Sonic says: If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Emos are so predictable: sleep, eat, cut, repeat.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not your dad.