Worst Jokes Ever
Want to know what Juice WRLD would do if he were alive today?
Frantically scratch on the inside of his coffin.
Rape is so outdated, but when you pay them money, it is a popular date!
First Date: HE: "I work with animals every day!"
SHE: "Oh how sweet! What is it that you do?"
HE: "I'm a butcher."
SHE: "We're through!"
Your forehead is so big you can jump without getting hurt.
What does the cannibal say when he jumps into the pool?
CANNONBALL! P.S. I made this myself.
I am sick and tired of horror movies; it is always the stupid ones that die first. When you see a guy in a dark, bloody coat and a knife, he ain't there to just look at yah run; don't scream, run!
Why do Indian men prefer fat women?
Because they worship cows.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they actually come back.
How do you surprise a 50-year-old man? By putting a 12-inch dick through his ass.
He said, "Best surprise ever!"
Why would a Italian heterosexual male do for $100.00 if he was a prostitute that a polish american male would only do for a Klondike bar if he was a prostitute?
suck a big cock.
I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hairdryer.
What is the most expensive type of sex you will ever enjoy in your life? The type which will shorten your life by 5 to 10 years.
Where do cows eat lunch?
In the calfeteria, dumb butt!
Roses are red, colors are blue, if I was you, I'd look like you.
What do you call a surprised Chinese man?
Ho Lee Fuk.
You're so fat that when you got on the scales, they said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
"You are stupid. You can’t even ride a baby pony!"
"It's a purple face!" says Yellow Face.
"Oh! Racist!" says Purple Face.
How did the rape victim on a diet lose 21 grams?
She died.
Technoblade was the second worst thing that happened to orphans.
Guys, they weren’t always orphans!