Worst Jokes Ever
Your hairline is so far back that I hate it! 🤣
Your hairline is so far back my grandpa said he had a glimpse of it in the 1960s.
Where does a cow take his date?
Answer: To the moooooovies!
What do you call an orphan at the dinner table?
Family dinner!
If you can't see your family... you're an orphan.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run. 😭
Follow me.
I heard a noise, so I'm dead.
What did the tree do to the emo? Left her hanging.
What’s an orphan’s favorite school event?
Homecoming.
I swallowed shampoo. It goes blblblblb. 🧼
What do you call a train full of gum?
A chew chew train.
What did the lettuce say when she is popping the champagne?
sad sad sad
now you laugh and like
thank you!
Big feet equals mini meat.
"You’re the milk to my cookies."
Y'all, these 9/11 jokes ain't funny. I ordered a plain pizza in the Twin Towers.
Why do orphans like Darth Vader?
So he can say, "I'm your father!"
What's the difference between orphans and apple trees?
The apples actually get picked.
Why do orphans only have iPhone XR?
Because they don't have home buttons.
There are two types of people, avoid them both.