Worst Jokes Ever
Why can orphans travel so much?
They don't get homesick.
What do you call a traffic light that tells you, "Don't look, I am changing!"
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
I know how to cut down on Medicare expenses.
Lock Alzheimer's patients in dog cages when they misbehave.
Your mama is so ugly, her shadow got a restraining order.
Why is Michael Jackson so weak?
What did one cat say to the other? Happy "meow"!
That is a "Penny-Farthing" bicycle. Dimes if you feed it beans.
Me: I want to be a stand-up comedian.
Friend: You have to be able to stand up.
The ocean will kill you to death expensively if you're on Titanic. Buying the tickets was a waste of money.
Orphan: I'm an orphan.
Technoblade: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
What do cheetahs say?
"Cheese-ah!"
A kid is learning about planets in school, when he hears the planet Uranus. Knowing it's the perfect opportunity for a joke, the kid replies, "Where's my anus?"
How do you punish a blind kid?
Move to a new house.
Why did the baker give the shopper a butt? Because she asked for buns!
When the imposter is sus! Ahahaha ding ding ding ding ding ding ding! Dididing! Dun dun! Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding! Ding ding ding didididing!
Hi, I'm Bob.
What's the difference between a frog and a skyscraper? The frog can jump. Hahahahaha!
Your fay.
Well, you're the thing that sunk the Titanic.
Uranus? More like urine is gassy! (Uranus is urine, by the way.)