Worst Jokes Ever
What do you name a family reunion of an orphan?
"Me time."
Why was Kobe a good father?
He took his daughter with him.
There was a guy called John.
Zion's so fat, when he walks, he breaks his mama's back.
Playing hide and seek with Helen Keller wasn’t the best idea you’ve had all day.
Zion is so big, when he walks it's an earthquake.
What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.
What do you call a Democrat that is a progressive?
A Democrat that lost in a presidential election.
What is an Emo's favorite movie?
"Suicide Squad."
Sonic says: If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What gun can’t you find in Africa?
A water gun.
Why do cat orphans watch sci-fi movies?
Because they won't understand what the mother ship is.
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.
What did the constipated bum say to the other bum?
Piss don't s**t on me!
Little Johnny's neighbor just had a baby. He got invited to dinner with his neighbor. Little Johnny's dad said if he mentioned "ears" he will get a spank.
So Johnny looked in the bassinet. They were talking about the new baby. Johnny's mum said, "What beautiful eyes."
"That is great," said little Johnny, "because he will be stuffed if he needed glasses."
A kid called Chris:
:orphan
Little Johnny said to his mate, "I bet I can make you swear." His mate said, "Good luck." So Johnny told his mate that he slept with his sister. His mate yelled, "I'm gonna fucking kill you!"
Would you rather date me or a lady?
I laid deez nuts in your mouth.
I'm in school shooting. #USA
What do you call gay men receiving anonymous blowjobs at the glory holes inside an adult bookstore?
Norwegian massage.