Worst Jokes Ever
Do not roast. *sigh in depression*
How can you tell if a white homophobic heterosexual man with bisexual tendencies is a Christian nationalist?
He gives anonymous blowjobs to men regardless of their sexual orientation.
I like my vegetables like I like my women: forgotten at the bottom of my freezer.
What's one thing you should never ask a suicidal person? "Are you okay?" because the next day they'll either be dead or have a lot more cuts than they started with.
To those who are dead now, was it fun?
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
Jack took Jill up a hill to have a picnic, but Jack and Jill got drunk. They then Jill unzipped Jack's fly, then said, "You know you want me to."
He said yes, so she took off her dress and bra. Jack took his pants and shirt off too. They both went in the well together and played a game: Jack's candy stick in Jill's candy stick. Next, Jill was sucking Jack's candy stick while Jack licked and sucked her candy stick, then Jill sat on Jack's candy stick while making out.
Okay, who the heck is watersharky? He just tries to "help" people, and he just posts stupid songs because he acts like he is depressed.
I know why nobody likes my comments, because they got no sense of humor. That's why they dislike it. Now I know depression is a joke, a joke that never gets a laugh. =[ WHYYYY NO ONE LAUGH AT MY JOKES?
You're so fat, you caused the Titanic to sink!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Orphans' calendar consists of 362 days. Why?
Because they don't got homecoming, Father's Day, and Mother's Day.
Brendon, just shut up, no one was talking to you on the fucking joke! And my sis is not a female dog. If she was, then how the hell would she spell!
What do you call nuts on a chin?
My penis in your mouth.
Why can orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why are orphans gay? Because they can’t come out to anyone.
Why is Sally on TikTok?
Because she wants followers, so follow carcar1431 and xox.meg.xox1.
If Selena Gomez wasn't really single after Justin Bieber dumped her, I would wait for her to come by my house, take her fine ass in my room, close my door, and give her some sex medicine until she masturbates.
Why do planets circle the sun?
'Cause they like the game of ring-around-the-rosy.
Why did the wheel fall?
Because there were too many fat people on it.
Why couldn't the orphan use the swing? Because they had no arms.