Worst Jokes Ever

The people in the tower ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

One gets picked.

Me before: Why do bandanas exist? They're ugly.

Me after seeing your hairline: Oh, I seeee.

Me giving pro tip: Get a bandana LMAO.

Why does Elmo turn emo? Because he's Elmo emo.

Why did the orphan cheat on his girlfriend with a guy?

Because he wanted someone to call "Mommy" and "Daddy."

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One is always picked.

Fruit punch sounds like the name of a gay boxer.

Why was the noble gas not emo?

Because they were thinking RIGHT.

Timmy: Stupid motherfucker.

Jimmy: Wow, do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

Timmy: *starts crying*

Jimmy: Ah fuck, I did it again.

Orphans are banned in Alabama.

What do orphans get at Xmas?

Lonely.

Why is it okay to hit an orphan?

It's not like they will tell their parents.

Who likes Fortnite? Gwen Stacy is in the game, let's goooooo! I love her!

I have a fish that can breakdance! Only once though, and only for 20 seconds...

Can emo kids get a happy birthday?

Why can’t orphans learn about ancient times?

Because they don’t know what a mummy is.

What do you call a retard that got hit by a car? Mashed potatoes.

I know a good airplane joke, but it will probably go over your head.

Twin Towers: "No, it won't."

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Dragon.

Dragon deez nuts.

Dragon deez nuts who?

DRAGON DEEZ NUTS ALL OVER YOUR FACE!

What is the best part of a turkey? The drumstick!