Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Because they don’t have a home to go to.
Eli is hot.
What does a pirate say to the president?? Spread your legs so I can get my treasure back.
You're so ugly and fat, and you're so lazy you can't even get your ass up and walk.
Why did the turtle start flying? He was on a jet.
Bully: *Bullies kid*
Orphan: Stop!! *Cries*
Bully: What are you gonna do? Tell your parents?? XD
Orphan: :/
You look at it. You tug on it like a shoe string. You play with it like elastic bubble plastic, but it still never grows.
Kid: "THERE'S A SHOOTER IN THE BUILDING!"
Shooter: "Oops."
Why can’t orphans eat cereal?
It says, "Family size."
Alright, I'm gonna drink the lo-carb one to see how it compares to the normal Monster.
Holy shit, it tastes just like the original one.
There's like a weird after taste though.
Kinda like a sparkling water one.
I love Monster. I've drank about 5 cans already.
I made a website to support orphans.
It just needs a home page.
Hi, welcome to Dave's Orphanage, you make 'em, we take 'em!
Yeestt?
What did the orphan say when he first played Sims? Dang, you can have a family!
How to make the kissing in a tree recognizable: me and you k.i.s.s.i.n.g., tree sitting, wedding, love, then comes love, then comes baby in the carriage, then hate comes, divorce and purse.
FEW!!!!!!!
So um uh I like people who like people who like people.
John Toberty is not funny.
Yourom?
Want to hear a dad joke? Look in the mirror. You get the joke.