Worst Jokes Ever
Why was the PUBG player sad?
Since all his friends went to school while he went to Pochinki.
A TikTok I saw: "I'm in Canada, I'm in the United States!"
Most people: "I'm in South Korea, I'm in Nor- *boom*"
Me: "I'm in Palestine, I'm in Is... this heaven?"
*Insert me starting a war in the comments*
The difference between George Floyd and Kobe Bryant is Kobe got air.
There are two types of people, avoid them both.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Me before: Why do bandanas exist? They're ugly.
Me after seeing your hairline: Oh, I seeee.
Me giving pro tip: Get a bandana LMAO.
What do you call a ball with no hair? A Mexican ball.
If you take off the first and last letter of "demon," they're gonna turn emo.
Fruit punch sounds like the name of a gay boxer.
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
"Open wide, here comes the airplane!" 💀👌
What’s an orphan’s favorite school event?
Homecoming.
What is an orphan's least favorite holiday?
Christmas, they wish they'd get parents.
Why did Peter bring toilet roll to the party? Because he was a party pooper!
Your hairline is so far back that I hate it! 🤣
Your hairline is so far back my grandpa said he had a glimpse of it in the 1960s.
What did the O say to the other O?
O hi O (Ohio).
If you can't see your family... you're an orphan.
The people in the tower ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
Why can't orphans be in charge of making web pages?
Because they can't add a home page.
Why does Elmo turn emo? Because he's Elmo emo.