Worst Jokes Ever

When a rocketship went into space, seven astronauts went into space. That's why it's called NASA.

What song do orphans hate?

"We Are Family."

Bored? Beat up an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

What do you call a photo of an orphan?

A family photo.

What is a fun game for an emo kid?

Tug-o-war with a tree.

Yo mama so fat, she took both sides of the family.

Why were the baker's hands brown?

Because he was kneading a poop.

You didn't know that Helen Keller is dead? It's fine; neither does she.

Three men walk into a bar. The 1st says, "Hey, how's it going?" The 2nd one says, "Great!" But then the 3rd man says, "Hello, where did my wife go? I swear she was just here!" What happened to the 3rd guy's wife?

What's the difference between a boomerang and your dad?

Boomerangs come back.

What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?

One gets picked.

What’s the difference between an orphan and a flower?

One is beautiful.

Yo mama so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.

What does Justin Bieber and a rabbit have in common?

They're both adorably cute and everyone loves them except for Justin Bieber.

Why shouldn't you make an orphan cry?

Because they won't have a parent to cry to.

One day I seen a little boy walking in the grocery store, so I asked if he was okay, and he said yes. I asked where his parents were, and he said his mom died years ago and his dad is stuck in the milk aisle.

What did the magician do as a trick in his show?

Make your doubts about magic... DISAPPEAR!

I'm gay and an orphan.

What does a hear-moo say? "Fat cow!"

Why can't orphans use phones? Because they don't know where the home button is.