Worst Jokes Ever
I made a song about a tortilla. Well, it's more of a wrap.
You know my first name, but don’t worry about it; you’ll only be screaming my first.
Why can lesbians not drive cars?
They always strap the wrong thing on.
You can find perfectly cooked Kobe in a Japanese restaurant, but you can only find burnt Kobe in Calabasas.
What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?
They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.
Why can't Asians do word searches?
They can't see the words.
What would Martin Luther King be if he was white? Alive.
Let me tell you a joke about pizza!
Never mind...
It's too cheesy.
When your mum tells you to help your granny.
And you unplug life support!
omg hot.
Stephanie
Bruh.
There was once a boy who took a selfie, and the next day became an orphan.
There is no joke.
Why is America so bad at playing chess?
They lost two towers.
What’s a guy with Tourette’s favorite app to use? Tiktok.
I got hit in the balls by a tennis ball.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually comes back.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac + 2Pac = 4Pac
What do you call a really fat psychic?
4chin Teller