Worst Jokes Ever

Why did Sally get a black eye?

She tried to play patty cake!

First Date: HE: "I work with animals every day!" SHE: "Oh how sweet! What is it that you do?" HE: "I’m a butcher." SHE: "Perfect! I work with humans, I just kill them by cutting them up!"

HE: "So it's you in the newspaper?" SHE: "Yes, it was, wanna be next?" HE: "No!"

Yo mama so old, I bet she was born when dinosaurs were made, and also she killed them with they breath! 😭😭

Why did Hitler kill himself? He knew the war was over at the beginning.

My grandfather says I'm too reliant on technology, so I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.

Why were people not happy before they were part of the LGBTQ+? Because they weren’t gay.

It's Caesar salad.

People tell Kobe to fly high, but when he flew high, he died.

I heard World War 500000 in my parents'.

An autistic kid hit me, so I kicked him back and he died.

What do boy snowmen have that is different from snowgirls?

Snowballs.

I'm hertophobic.

It means I'm allergic to straights.

What is 1 + 1?

They didn’t tell me. Their stomach is upset.

If you give a prostitute money, you will go to jail, but if you give a prostitute a Klondike bar, you will not go to jail. I would rather go to the casino and get more money for my buck.

I'm adopted :[

I love having fun.

I wish I was blind.

Have you ever heard of Jane Doe? Well, her husband's name is Dill, so I guess that makes him a dildo!

Hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi.

I raped your mom. I flipped her upside down and called the position "wow."