Worst Jokes Ever
What do cannibals call an orphanage? All you can eat buffet.
Why couldn’t Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?
Because she was wearing mittens.
No one is smart. I am smart.
Why do orphans hate Geometry?
Because it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
I know this is a very corny joke.
You look like Megamind, drug dealer.
Why did the Vampire put his son up for adoption?
He thought his son sucked!
Where has God existed outside of a man's awareness of him?
What do orphans call their parents? Unicorns, because they don't exist.
Orphans are so unwanted that when One Direction saw one, it went the other direction.
Why do cheetahs always win the race? Because he cheats, duh!
Why do orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Like if you know someone is emo and comment "emo🇷🇺."
How do you make Olaf hard? You tickle his snowballs.
You make Sanic look like a PRINCESS when he's next to you.
I can tell you used to be friends with your hairline, cuz it goes way back.
You're so tall that you are a measuring tape.
Why are orphans so successful?
When they were told to go big or go home, they only had one option.
What did the toaster say to the piece of bread? "I want you inside me."
Your forehead is so big NASA thought it was Mars.
How do you turn a hairy man into a feminist?
Just take out his brain and there you go!