Worst Jokes Ever

There is someone in my class named Henry Rocket Rueben, and he always says he rockets into my mom.

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Boo." "Boo who?" "Don't cry, it's just a joke."

How do mountains get big?

They go trick-or-treating.

If you are a big fan of me, go to the movie and I kill the bad guys. If you don't, I will be mad and I will be sonic.exe lol.

Baseball is awesome!

I love dccfffghyyhh.

I’m going to be scared of diesel.

I love bus jokes.

Two urchins, L. H. A. B.

That's cringe, bro. The ex weas pisitive.

Orphans and homeless people are the same thing.

Shush, you schmuck! Please read!

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People are fighting in a war, and a man gets hit four times in the arm and says, "'Tis but a scratch!"

And the other guy, looking at him in shock, says, "A scratch? Your arm is off your body!"

Yesterday I had a party in my basement.

I got questioned a lot about 5 dead kids in the corner shut in a box. I did that when I was 13, damn I forgot about them!

One day I told a kid what 2 x 12 was. He said he didn't know. I said let's go to my basement and figure it out. He is still in my basement trying to do the equation.

Yo mama so ugly, she looked in the mirror and it broke.

Orange you glad you are not a comedian?

I always press the stop button to see you.

Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven.