Worst Jokes Ever
What did one mouse say to the other mouse when it tried to steal the cheese?
"That's nacho cheese!"
Ima start callin' these hoes roosters, 'cause any cock-a-do.
I was checking my shoe in my dad's wallet, and he slapped me. What exactly did I do to warrant the slap?
Stephen Hawking died due to the BIOS update. He shut down because the power cable got chewed.
How do you get a country girl's attention? A tractor.
Billy: Dad, I was shot by a sniper!
Dad: Uh...
*hides his rifle*
I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single.
What do you call a fly without wings? Dead.
Man: Hey Siri!
Siri: Yes?
Man: I'm desperate, will you marry me?
Siri: Uh...
*phone literally explodes*
Keep smearing that make-up around your face, maybe you'll get somewhere with it.
Ready when you are, KK.
A: Why did the orphan not come to school today?
B: Because today we had a parent meetup.
When Knife tells Annoying Orange, "I'm trying something new," Annoying Orange said, "Oh no, are you having a midknife crisis?" and then Annoying Orange laughs.
I love school.
What did the zoo say to the snow ❄️? Get lost!
All real chemists know that alcohol is always a solution.
I did this chemistry joke yesterday, but I didn't get a reaction.
What is shark's favorite day?
Chewsday.
My sis is very funny. Her fave joke is:
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Mr. Nobody." "Mr. Nobody who?" "I just told you!"
Angel is a good word.
Why should you never tell your French doctor that you bite your tongue?
Because your French doctor will give you a tetanus shot.