Worst Jokes Ever
What did the potato say when the sweet potato told it to hurry?
I yam.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Uriah. Uriah who? Keep Uriah on the ball, Laquon Treadwell!
What should you name a dog without any legs?
It doesn't really matter. No matter what you yell, he's not coming.
What is a good night's sleep?
"Good night night love ❤️"
I drew a picture of Colby.
Too bad it got ripped up 😢
Living in Houston, Texas, and realizing that hurricanes are an annual threat, my ex-wife called me and asked what would be the safest route to get out of Houston to avoid a hurricane. My answer? Take the 610 loop, dear!
What's bad? A nut allergy.
What did the toilet paper say when he got stuck in a crack on the side walk?
"I got stuck in a butt crack!"
Donibobes is an owl. (hehe look up donibobes YT!)
What do you call a bad joke?
A bad Noah!
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Pickup line: Are you the internet? 'Cause I feel a connection.
Why was 911 annoyed at the pizza guy?
Because they ordered meat lovers, but they got plane.
"hvhuhdsjcjdsijdskdsivhdsvhsjdvnsjdvdshvgdshgsdhfgh" That's what my friend said when he gave an EpiPen. I don't know why, though.
What do you call a cow with no leg?
I put my leg up in the air sometimes, singing ayo, I'm a flamingo...
What animal can not be trusted?
A lion 🦁.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not your dad.
I have some words that might make sense to girls, but maybe not to boys, ready?
smart
kind
sweet
caring
loving
mature
So, this woman woke up since she had a bad dream and was yelling about her bad dream. Then, in the bed, her husband woke up and said, "Hey! You just woke me up in a sweet dream!" She said, "Oh, sorry babe." Then she asked him what his dream was about, and he responded like, "I was with a woman; me and her was in the middle of dreamy sex; you just ruined it!" She said, "AAAAh!" He asked her what her dream was about, then she replied as, "I was trying to suck a man's penis, and a cock trying to get cummiee out of it!"
Why can't orphans have friends?
They will stay together.