Worst Jokes Ever

Do you know that foundation called "Autism Speaks"?

No, it screeches.

A Russian wife turned to her husband and asked...

"What's this special military operation our glorious leader keeps talking about?"

Her husband replied, "It's a proxy war between Russia and NATO."

"Oh, right. How's it going?"

"Well," he replied, "so far we've lost 200,000 soldiers, 4,000 tanks, 500 aircraft, numerous helicopters, loads of armoured vehicles and artillery pieces along with our 'flag ship'."

"Wow! What about NATO?"

"They haven't turned up yet."

I went up to an orphan bully and I said, "Here, look, I made a website!"

The orphan likes it, but the kid says, "I forgot one feature, though... the home button."

I'm offended.

- Liberals

Roses are red, violets are blue, Fortnite is dead, so are you.

(I have no friends because all of my friends play Fortgay, just like my friends all of them are gay.)

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Boo." "Boo who?" "Don't cry in front of me, or else I'll cry!"

What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?

They take in 100's of kids.

Hello! I'm Taylor, and this is my life story with me and my ex girl. So when I was little, I met this girl. Her name was Leah. We were besties for a while until I turned 13. Then I asked if she wanted to date me. She said yes!

But one day, in the middle of school, she was talking to another man!!!!!!! AND THEY HUGGED AND KISSED EACH OTHER ON THE CHEEK!!!!!! Then, she told me she hated me. I was so upset!!!!!!!! Whatever you do, don't follow the ugly rat!!!!!!!!! <3

How do you make Olaf hard? You tickle his snowballs.

You make Sanic look like a PRINCESS when he's next to you.

Why did the Vampire put his son up for adoption?

He thought his son sucked!

Where has God existed outside of a man's awareness of him?

You know I would tell you a 9/11 joke, but it just doesn’t hit the spot.

Why do orphans hate Geometry?

Because it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.

I know this is a very corny joke.

I can tell you used to be friends with your hairline, cuz it goes way back.

You're so tall that you are a measuring tape.

You look like Megamind, drug dealer.

What do orphans call their parents? Unicorns, because they don't exist.

Orphans are so unwanted that when One Direction saw one, it went the other direction.

Why do cheetahs always win the race? Because he cheats, duh!