Worst Jokes Ever
Your mama is so fat. She gets winded just thinking about running.
Your mama is so stupid, Patrick Starr ran away because he thought she might be contagious.
We are coming out with a Whopper that is similar to a priest because it also has its meat between 5-year-old buns.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it can never find home.
Why does America suck at Clash of Clans?
They already lost two towers.
So, Dad is teaching his 8-year-old son about the planets and said, "This is Uranus." Then the 5-year-old son says, "Where is my anus?"
Me: Hey God, are you there? It's me, Michael.
God: *SILENCE*
Me: If any gods exist, they better say or do something this instant!
God: *SILENCE*
Yo momma so stupid, when someone got cardiac arrest, she tried to put the person to court, and when the judge said "ORDER AT THE COURT," she thought it's a food court and ordered 20 Big Macs and got a heart attack.
"Wubba Lubba Dub Dub" is one way to describe how my inner child acts, but yesterday I killed them. Now I hear "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," I’m drowning in the tub.
Who loves walnut? Wallace!
Your hairline is so far back it was back on before Jesus Christ was born.
I like my coffee black. Just like my soul.
Why did the man get run over?
Ur mom XD
Boy: “My heart MELTS for you.”
Girl: “OMG, are you okay?!?!”
Boy: “Yeah, why?”
Girl: “Because if your heart is melting, then you are NOT okay.”
What's the only time a Pentagon has four sides? When a plane intercepts into it.
Why did an orphan rob a bank?
To be wanted.
Aitana is so fat that Thanos had to clap for her to disappear.
You're so fake, Barbie was jealous of you!
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
What do you call a teen wizard who just went through puberty?
Hairy Potter.