Worst Jokes Ever

I made this up.

I was watching a school baseball game, and I was yelling at a kid to take it home. He took the bat and threw it, and then ran away. I asked the teacher/coach what the problem was, and he said the kid was an orphan, and I started laughing so hard.

Later that night, I wondered where he stormed off to after he threw the bat, and I thought to myself, "Not home."

What’s a kind midget’s favorite type of joke? Short and sweet.

How did Hitler get killed?

With a "NEIN" millimeter.

Why did the Twin Towers go to Uber Eats?

Because they wanted something plain.

You should wear binoculars when calculating. It helps divide.

Why do cops never put orphans in jail?

Because they aren't wanted.

An orphan walks into a shop but gets lost, so he calls his mum but then remembers.

The ketchup told a joke. No one was laughing, but the egg was cracking up!

Why was ten scared? Because it was between 9/11.

I'd tell a 9/11 joke, but it would crash and burn.

I gave an orphan an iPhone with no home button.

Sometimes orphans can't win spelling bees because they don't know how to spell "home."

A teacher wanted to sing, so she did. This is what she said:

"You have no family, even though you're broker than me."

Why can't orphans play baseball?

'Cause they can't run home.

Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

I thought gender reveal parties were only for newborns, not for teenagers.

Your mama is so stupid. She fell off a bike and didn't know which way to fall!

Your mama is so old, her first Christmas, she was a Wiseman's +1.

Your mama is so fat, by the time I swerved to miss her with the car, I ran out of gas.

Your mama is so fat, the wall couldn't support her picture.