Worst Jokes Ever
Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.
Why did Michael Jackson run?
Because he lost his glove.
A man walked into a toilet and saw a woman fingering a man and said, "I think you're doing it wrong." Turns out it was two transvestites.
How do you get a depressed girl to suck your dick?
Pour bleach on it.
What do you call an Indian person who is not starving? Dead.
Why doesn't Helen Keller's boyfriend like having sex with her?
'Cause she just lies there like she's dead.
I know how to cut down on Medicare expenses.
Lock Alzheimer's patients in dog cages when they misbehave.
Why should you put an autistic person in a refrigerator?
Because otherwise youโll get a rotten vegetable.
(Not meant to be triggering).
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Your hairline is so bad, I do your mom so hard!
You smell!
It's not a war crime if no one's alive to report it.
Why does an orphanage have milk?
Because Dad never came back with the milk.
You will never see a redneck opposing a war.
He will instead say, "Wait, I get to kill people and it's not illegal? And they're foreigners?"
It's not a hate crime if you don't hate the person.
What does B.I.B.L.E stand for?
Bullshit In Book Lacking Evidence.
If an orphan wins the lottery, what do they have to use all of it on?
Years of child support!
Q: What is the difference between Americans and Africans? A: Some of them have food, and some of them don't have food.
Q: How do you know if an Asian broke into your house?
A: All your homework and the Rubik's cube you spent a year on and still canโt solve is solved. ๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค
Why do orphans like pedos? Because it's someone that loves them and they can call "daddy."