Worst Jokes Ever
What did one orphan say to the other?
Quick, Robin! To the Batmobile!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why do orphans hate school? Because of homework.
Why can’t the baby cross the road?
Walls.
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Who's Lil John?
What's another place orphans can't work at besides SC Johnson?
The Home Depot.
"Never going to give you up." That's not what the orphan's parents said.
Q: What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
A: One of them gets picked.
Why can't Michael Jackson play baseball?
He made a hit and run!
OK, OK, eat your shirt.
Q: Why did the orphan buy an iPhone X?
A: Because it has no home button.
Why did the baker's hands smell of shit?
He kneaded a turd.
Friend: You're adopted.
Orphan: At least I was chosen!
Friend: At least I was kept.
"Balls in Jack, Jack has balls in his mouth."
Why can’t orphans work at SC Johnson?
Because it’s a family company.
I find that a lot of butts CRACK me up.
They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well, apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.
Why can't a homeless person win a baseball game?
They can't find home plate.
When you think of the word "simp," you think of a girl. "Girl" stands for ghosts in real life. Another word for simp is "ding dong." Put them together, and you get ghosts in real life with ding dongs.