Worst Jokes Ever

What did the orphan say when he first played Sims? Dang, you can have a family!

Why can't a homeless person win a baseball game?

They can't find home plate.

My builder was extending my basement when he questioned me because he found three dead kids in a corner tied together.

When you go to the priest's basement, you will always find the pope's body and his children in the corner of the room.

My mom told me to get dressed, and I said, "For what? Are we going to the rodeo?"

A man walks into a bar... and he never walks out.

Why can’t an orphan play games with a full house in them? Because they don’t know what a full house is.

Why can’t orphans eat cereal?

It says, "Family size."

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

God made me pretty, what happened to you?

A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning building.

Priest: What about the children, Rabbi?

Rabbi: Fuck the children!

Priest: Do we have time?

Uranus be like, "Oh look, I'm Uranus. Imagine how disgusted I feel."

Has anyone walked in on their parents making love? I have.

Please comment! :)

What's an orphan's favorite football game?? The homecoming.

Who thinks Gwen and dumb bitch prince should *STOP* dating! AND LET THE REAL LOVERS *Gwen and Aiden* RESUME TO *LOVE* SAY ME IN THE COMMENTS SO NOT!!!!!!!!

Hey, who thinks Gwen is a dummy, so is Jaden and Kenya!

"Hey Kenya, can we talk please!"

Hi guys, so today I am going to do another blog. It's just for fun, and yeah. Enjoy!

So, this morning, when I woke up, I heard that I was getting new grips. I was so excited. (In case you guys don't know what grips are, they are sort of like gloves that go on your hands and they are for gymnastics bars.) I was excited because my old grips don't fit me anymore and my coach was like, "Oh I can get you some new ones since we have a meet in a week." And so I was like, "Oh, that's fine. My parents ordered me some. Thank you though." And she was like, "Okay, that's fine. Just make sure you have them by next week." So long story short, I have new grips now.

Why can't the orphan get the big bag of chips?

Because it's family-size.

Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to skull.

Hi dude!