Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a man with no legs?
Hangman.
Do you know why in France there is a cheese named "fromage à râpe?"
Because the cheese got raped.
Depressed people are lame because they are just lame, no reason.
What is white, black, and red and can't fit through a revolving door?
A nun with a spear through her head!
1. Your face is so ugly, I thought it was deformed. It probably was anyways.
2. Even if Donald Trump had time to build a wall, it was probably so you won't squish us with your fatass.
If someone says your face is deformed, just say that's what happens when I look at you.
Welcome.
What time eeeeeee?
There were three men in a car: the driver, a homeless man, and a rapper. The driver takes them to the woods and says, "I'm not really a cab driver, I'm a wanted killer." The homeless man says, "I'm not really homeless," and pulls out a chain. The rapper says, "If we're gonna be completely honest, I'm not a rapper, I'm a cop!"
My parents are like the Twin Towers, only one came back.
"Ur mum is big."
Q: Why do orphans hate Fast and Furious movies?
A: Because they say "family" too often.
You're so skinny you never gain weight. You're so skinny you're a thin stick.
Dream Stans: Technoblade died too soon.
Technoblade's Dad: He was only 23 years old!
Pig's average lifespan: Only 15 – 20 years (23 years old is way above).
What happens when an emo goes to the grocery store? The cashier scans their wrist too.
I have to say my humor isn't the best, but I'll give this a go.
My science teacher always reminded us about kilometers per second. Now I want to kilometer per second.
You know those credit card inserters at Walgreens? I want to insert my credit card on my wrist.
I'll shut up now.
Me: Looks like a girl, sure as h3ll I don't sound like one.
Michael Jackson: Looks like a boy, sure as h3ll don't sound like one.
That [is] what we have i[n] commen, but if you mix up my gender I won't give a F about it. Michael Jackson not so much : )
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
How did the villagers identify the masked rapist?
He was the only one in the village who believed the victim.
I got caught fucking a dead body by my family. RIP grandma.
I have a confession. I used to be a Christian.
Don’t bother me none, babe!
Awesome! I much prefer being a Christine!
“Hol up”
This kid yelled "Jenga" when we were watching a 9/11 documentary.