Worst Jokes Ever
What do orphans get at Xmas?
Lonely.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they will tell their parents.
Who likes Fortnite? Gwen Stacy is in the game, let's goooooo! I love her!
I have a fish that can breakdance! Only once though, and only for 20 seconds...
Can emo kids get a happy birthday?
Why can’t orphans learn about ancient times?
Because they don’t know what a mummy is.
What do you call a retard that got hit by a car? Mashed potatoes.
I know a good airplane joke, but it will probably go over your head.
Twin Towers: "No, it won't."
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dragon.
Dragon deez nuts.
Dragon deez nuts who?
DRAGON DEEZ NUTS ALL OVER YOUR FACE!
What is the best part of a turkey? The drumstick!
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy/mommy."
Your mama so fat that’s why Hulk gets big.
Your mom is so small that she can fit in the luggage.
Why do orphans watch "The Nightmare Before Christmas"?
Answer: Oogie Boogie is ugly, so they want to be ugly.
What's the difference between you and me?
I have a plan for this new year.
So long, suckers. Keep scrolling.
What did the horses say to the donkeys?
"Jackasses, please like!"
What's the similarity between your mum and West Ham?
Your mum blows spunk bubbles from her ass.
Never let an orphan watch Fast and the Furious.
All they will talk about is how great their family is.
What's the difference between an orphan and Daniel Larusso?
At least Daniel has a mom.
What did the other wave say to the other wave?
"Nothing, they just waved!"