Worst Jokes Ever
How do you beat Hellen Keller in musical chairs?
You move the chairs.
Why do orphans go to church?
Because there they have a father.
Roses are red, violets are blue. You belong in a zoo, but don't worry, I'll be there too. Just not in a cage, I'll be laughing at you.
Your mom.
Your dad!
Why can't orphans be kidnapped?
Because most kidnappers use a family van.
What did the man say about someone who had a seizure?
"Jit was lagging."
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy"/"mommy."
Even the World Trade Center underwent a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
What's the difference between a pregnant girl and a light bulb?
... You can unscrew a light bulb, but you can't unscrew a pregnant girl.
Why can't the orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
POV: you
Your manna so fat your father will be coming around the mountain when he cums.
You're adopted.
When I got to you and I was android and we were all in Minecraft for the last two years and we had the same problem UI with you anymore but you can see it on Instagram that it is not a real time thing or a android.
There's nothing I like more than seeing a politician in a nice suit.
An orange jumpsuit that is :)
What is brown and sticky?
The leftovers of the iceberg.
Why do orphans play GTA? They finally wanted a family.
My ex got hit by a bus yesterday. I nearly lost my job.
Which city holds the record for the most suicides committed from a gorilla jumping off a tall building?
It was called Fall-adelphia.
My step-dad works at a lumberjack company and he took me to work. I went climbing trees later that day and now I'm in the hospital.