Worst Jokes Ever
It's not a hate crime if you don't hate the person.
Your forehead is so big NASA thought it was Mars.
What did the Twin Towers say to the plane?
What did the toaster say to the piece of bread? "I want you inside me."
Why do cheetahs always win the race? Because he cheats, duh!
You're so tall that you are a measuring tape.
Why are orphans so successful?
When they were told to go big or go home, they only had one option.
You know I would tell you a 9/11 joke, but it just doesn’t hit the spot.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
You look like Megamind, drug dealer.
Why can't orphans have sex?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Hello! I'm Taylor, and this is my life story with me and my ex girl. So when I was little, I met this girl. Her name was Leah. We were besties for a while until I turned 13. Then I asked if she wanted to date me. She said yes!
But one day, in the middle of school, she was talking to another man!!!!!!! AND THEY HUGGED AND KISSED EACH OTHER ON THE CHEEK!!!!!! Then, she told me she hated me. I was so upset!!!!!!!! Whatever you do, don't follow the ugly rat!!!!!!!!! <3
Talk to me if you're online.
What do cannibals call an orphanage? All you can eat buffet.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why is Donald Trump under so much stress?
Because he signed up to be on an album where somebody says "no love for the rich" on it.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Man: Okay, tell me a joke without the expense of anyone's feelings.
Me: Okay, so an Asian...
Yo mama so FAT...
That when she had sex with you...
Your balls turned to pancakes.
What is the difference between an orphan and a homeless person? Nothing, haha.