Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

I was in Russia at a stand-up comedy performance about someone making fun of Putin, but the jokes were awful. The execution was nice, though.

What's the difference between a child and a carrot? About 140 calories.

Hi everyone that is mean to freshfry, Addison Banks, Drew, watersharky, Gwen, and jk master, fucking get off this site, bullies! I love everyone here except the bullies!

Why did Alice from Wonderland get her butt stuck in the rabbit hole at first? Because she probably ate too many hamburgers and drank too much wine just out of nowhere, then told her butt to hold it in before more food pops out.

My mum found a chest that was wet, and it had a child in it. She asked me what it was for. I said I put kids in it and chuck it in a river until they are dead.

What do condoms and whores have in common?

Answer: There is a lot that comes in every box.

Me playing a game........ What, did God just stop our hearts because he didn't kill everybody?

Why is the chicken that crossed the road a cannibal? Because he went to KFC.