Worst Jokes Ever
How do rappers make their money?
By dropping dimes.
What do you call a flooded hospital?
Vegetable soup.
What is better for bus drivers? A. Magic school bus 🚌
Why didn't Superman save the Twin Towers?
Because he's a quadriplegic.
Come on guys, this is nasty, he was my uncle, ffs :(
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
How hard can you throw them!
How is a child with cancer and dark humor similar? They never get old.
Life is like a box of chocolates, they f*cking melt :)
I was in Russia at a stand-up comedy performance about someone making fun of Putin, but the jokes were awful. The execution was nice, though.
What's the difference between a child and a carrot? About 140 calories.
Your mom is so ugly, she's the reason he swerved.
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Hi everyone that is mean to freshfry, Addison Banks, Drew, watersharky, Gwen, and jk master, fucking get off this site, bullies! I love everyone here except the bullies!
I’m sorry deez nuts can’t fit in your mouth.
Why did Sally die? She got stabbed by her mum.
Why did Alice from Wonderland get her butt stuck in the rabbit hole at first? Because she probably ate too many hamburgers and drank too much wine just out of nowhere, then told her butt to hold it in before more food pops out.
My mum found a chest that was wet, and it had a child in it. She asked me what it was for. I said I put kids in it and chuck it in a river until they are dead.
What do condoms and whores have in common?
Answer: There is a lot that comes in every box.
Me playing a game........ What, did God just stop our hearts because he didn't kill everybody?
Why is the chicken that crossed the road a cannibal? Because he went to KFC.