Worst Jokes Ever
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Boo." "Boo who?" "Don't cry in front of me, or else I'll cry!"
Who thinks that dogs bark to munch?
"Hi, this is Stephanie. I was a little bit of a walk."
Roses are red, violets are blue, Fortnite is dead, so are you.
(I have no friends because all of my friends play Fortgay, just like my friends all of them are gay.)
Why should you put an autistic person in a refrigerator?
Because otherwise you’ll get a rotten vegetable.
(Not meant to be triggering).
Your hairline is so bad, I do your mom so hard!
Why is Michael Jackson so weak?
So, today is my birthday. Today, I am 13, but yesterday I am going to turn 10. But I am not even going to school to know the number ten, because one time at 10 p.m. in the morning it was so cold in my hot room, so I went outside to drive my car. But I stopped because the light turned green. I was taking a bath in the front of my car, and it didn’t have a bin, so I am taking a sh$t.
Ha, Uranus face!
Not in a racist way tho.
When the imposter is sus! Ahahaha ding ding ding ding ding ding ding! Dididing! Dun dun! Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding! Ding ding ding didididing!
The ocean will kill you to death expensively if you're on Titanic. Buying the tickets was a waste of money.
A kid is learning about planets in school, when he hears the planet Uranus. Knowing it's the perfect opportunity for a joke, the kid replies, "Where's my anus?"
What do cheetahs say?
"Cheese-ah!"
Why can't America play chess?
They're already missing 2 towers.
Orphan: I'm an orphan.
Technoblade: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
How do you punish a blind kid?
Move to a new house.
Why did the baker give the shopper a butt? Because she asked for buns!
Hi, I'm Bob.
What's the difference between a frog and a skyscraper? The frog can jump. Hahahahaha!
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
That doesn't matter, we need to get the best joker to go back to posting here, he was funny but now people say they are him and ruin his good name, he was the top of the charts for over a year, so screw all these chumps! Bring back THE REAL SPECIAL!!!
Also, the chicken dies in the end, ha ha, funny, whatever.