Worst Jokes Ever
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? Because they can't tell their parents.
As we speak now, someone is making arrangements for December with your girlfriend.
What did the O say to the other O?
O hi O (Ohio).
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Who will hit the ground first, the girl or the apple?
I don't know, it depends if the girl is emo or not. If she is emo, the rope will catch her.
Daughter: Hey Dad, can I use your car?
Dad: Sure, but first you have to give me a blow job."
Daughter: Okay, (proceeds to service dad). Dad, ewww, your dick tastes like shite!"
Dad: Oh, that's right, I lent your brother the car.
Your mama so fat when she steps on the scale, the scale said, "I'm trying to get your weight, not your phone number!"
Your hairline went so back, you had to cry to your mama!
What is the worst thing that Nazis have done?
Adolf Hit-her.
How do you beat Hellen Keller in musical chairs?
You move the chairs.
Why do orphans go to church?
Because there they have a father.
Roses are red, violets are blue. You belong in a zoo, but don't worry, I'll be there too. Just not in a cage, I'll be laughing at you.
Your mom.
Your dad!
Why can't orphans be kidnapped?
Because most kidnappers use a family van.
What did the man say about someone who had a seizure?
"Jit was lagging."
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy"/"mommy."
Even the World Trade Center underwent a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
What's the difference between a pregnant girl and a light bulb?
... You can unscrew a light bulb, but you can't unscrew a pregnant girl.
Why can't the orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
POV: you