Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a cow that's on the ground? Ground beef.
That's what you do. And the ahteot09oe.
What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
The taste!
What happens when the music note starts to misbehave?
Then he gets into treble!
Why do orphans go to church so they can call someone "father?"
At 6, she wanted a happy mama.
At 8, she hated acting like a mom.
At 10, she wanted to see her own smile again.
At 11, she wanted to see her mom.
Look under...
Under where?
You just said underwear!
You want to hear a joke?
Your mom.
I love myself.
What did the bull say to the bullfighter?
What's the "matador?"
What is it called when young sheep bet?
LAMbling.
(haven't uploaded yesterday cuz couldn't think of a joke)
*World War 2 going on and then stops.*
Me: "I guess you would say it was a gory-ious battle."
What do you call a fish with no I? A fshhhhhh!
What vehicle does a frog 🐸 drive?
The Beetle!
I love the chicken house that is a great place for a walk home, and walk home from a home, and walk home night, and walk home, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school.
I did have a good [time].
Hi! 👋 I love 💕 you love 💕 a good time at home. 🏡
When the washer started running, why did you join me?
Because I had to catch it.
Hi, how are you doing today?
What do you call a eatable door?
- Coriander 😂