Worst Jokes Ever
What do Nelson Mandela and Paul Walker have in common?
They both died at 95.
Q: Why is the graveyard so noisy? A: Because all the coffin.
If you don't get it, it means because of people coughing.
Who was the first carpenter?
Eve, she made Adam's banana stand...
It’s so sad because Stephen Hawking can’t even stand up for himself after all these mean jokes.
Why do orphans love table tennis? Because that is the only love they're getting.
Knock knock.
Who's there? It's the Grim Reaper.
Grim Reaper who?
The Grim Reaper who is about to come in your house, smoke some weed, drink some Grim Reaper liquor, and then get drunk.
Mom: Son, get up for school.
Son: I AM UP *holds up books and says I'm up* IM UP MOM!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home! 😂🤣
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they need a parent’s signature.
Hi, how are you? Busy, busy today and tomorrow. I have to go home from home and walk home. Walk and a bike. Walk, walk, and a bike to school tomorrow night. I have to have lunch with my mom and dad, and I have dinner with you tonight.
Perrie.
Why can’t an orphan have a dog? It always runs away.
What school did we say it was today? What did the snow say? "I love!"
How do you know an orphan is lying? When they swear on their mother's life.
Guy: Do you know how to draw woman's rights?
Girl: No, how?
Guy: All you need is a blank paper and reality.
If at first you don't succeed, cheat.
This isn't an orphan joke, but I got a job at a library, but it only lasted 15 minutes. Turns out, books about women’s rights shouldn’t go in the Sci-Fi / Fantasy section.
Dwarf Shortage.
Why do I call my priest daddy?
Because he raped my mom when she was 13. She's 27 now.
What did one nut say to the other nut?
A: "Candice deez nuts fit in my mouth."