Worst Jokes Ever
Why does an orphan have to go to church? Because that's the only way he can pray for a father.
"What bus?"
What is red and shaped like a bucket?
A red bucket.
I did a walk.
I'm a bot, so coolllll!
What's the difference between a parachute and a coffin?
One brings you safely to the ground, and the other is a last resort when you've already hit it.
Yo, stop making 9/11 jokes. My grandpa was a pilot.
Why is pounding your mom like playing video games?
Because once you start, you just can’t stop until you win!
There's a Mexican, Brazilian, and Cuban in a S60. Who's driving?
Bastards can never pray, because they don't have a Holy Father.
Jeffrey Dahmer likes his men how he likes his coffee: black and ground up.
Every zodiac sign has a hairstyle, except Cancer.
"That driving backwards, it creeping me out, you're gonna wreck or something." - Lightning McQueen.
Because that is what could have saved Titanic, and it wrecked.
Why were the twin towers fighting?
Because they ordered pepperoni but got plain.
Mom: Please eat, baby!
Baby: No!
Mom: Here comes the airplane!
What do you call a living Panera Bread?
Panera Breath.
I made a website about orphans.
Sadly, it doesn't have a home page.
I’m in a wheelchair and I can do stand-up comedy, oh wait...
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have got no home to run to.
The orphan wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.