Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a rapper who's also a firefighter?
BLAZE RHYMES.
"Now buzz off" - Explain Bear
Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?
For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS!
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To withdraw some flow.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To NAVIGATE through the BEATS!
Why did the DJ go to jail?
Because he dropped the bass too hard!
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some ROOT RHYMES.
How does a rapper keep their money safe?
In a RAP VAULT.
Why did the rapper take the bus to the studio?
Because their car ran out of RHYME.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some MONEY MOVES.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because they wanted to bake some BEATS.
Why did the rapper become a banker?
Because he wanted to make some BIG BANK DEPOSITS!
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL WIZARD
What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?
They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.
How do you know when a rapper's been in the kitchen?
The microwave goes, "ding, ding!"
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You're my closet confidant!"
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his rap sheet!
What's a rapper's favorite type of clothing?
RAP-TORS.
What's a rapper's favorite type of car?
A RAPMOBILE!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac + 2Pac = 4Pac