Worst Jokes Ever
A kid is learning about planets in school, when he hears the planet Uranus. Knowing it's the perfect opportunity for a joke, the kid replies, "Where's my anus?"
What do cheetahs say?
"Cheese-ah!"
The ocean will kill you to death expensively if you're on Titanic. Buying the tickets was a waste of money.
Orphan: I'm an orphan.
Technoblade: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
How do you punish a blind kid?
Move to a new house.
Why did the baker give the shopper a butt? Because she asked for buns!
Hi, I'm Bob.
My grandfather has the heart of a lion!! 🦁
In a jar on his desk along with a lifetime ban from the zoo...
What did the Cheetah say to the Lion?
"I'm a Cheetah!"
What's the difference between a frog and a skyscraper? The frog can jump. Hahahahaha!
Your fay.
Well, you're the thing that sunk the Titanic.
Uranus? More like urine is gassy! (Uranus is urine, by the way.)
My parents came back from their vacation in Florida, and all I got is this lousy nursemaid from Miami named mammie.
That is a "Penny-Farthing" bicycle. Dimes if you feed it beans.
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
That doesn't matter, we need to get the best joker to go back to posting here, he was funny but now people say they are him and ruin his good name, he was the top of the charts for over a year, so screw all these chumps! Bring back THE REAL SPECIAL!!!
Also, the chicken dies in the end, ha ha, funny, whatever.
What is the difference between a human and a tree and yyyyy night I can drive yyy earth 🌏?
What is the difference when I have my dick in your mouth or when you have yours in mine?
Oh, I forgot, you don't got one, bitches, suck my dick.
Rapist: Rape doesn't hurt anybody.
Victim: (Implied response indicating the rapist is wrong)
What do you call a man with no legs?
Hangman.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.