Worst Jokes Ever
Who loves walnut? Wallace!
Your hairline is so far back it was back on before Jesus Christ was born.
I like my coffee black. Just like my soul.
Why did the man get run over?
Ur mom XD
Boy: “My heart MELTS for you.”
Girl: “OMG, are you okay?!?!”
Boy: “Yeah, why?”
Girl: “Because if your heart is melting, then you are NOT okay.”
What's the only time a Pentagon has four sides? When a plane intercepts into it.
Why did an orphan rob a bank?
To be wanted.
Aitana is so fat that Thanos had to clap for her to disappear.
You're so fake, Barbie was jealous of you!
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
What do you call a teen wizard who just went through puberty?
Hairy Potter.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? Because they can't tell their parents.
As we speak now, someone is making arrangements for December with your girlfriend.
What did the O say to the other O?
O hi O (Ohio).
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Who will hit the ground first, the girl or the apple?
I don't know, it depends if the girl is emo or not. If she is emo, the rope will catch her.
Daughter: Hey Dad, can I use your car?
Dad: Sure, but first you have to give me a blow job."
Daughter: Okay, (proceeds to service dad). Dad, ewww, your dick tastes like shite!"
Dad: Oh, that's right, I lent your brother the car.
Your mama so fat when she steps on the scale, the scale said, "I'm trying to get your weight, not your phone number!"
Your hairline went so back, you had to cry to your mama!
What is the worst thing that Nazis have done?
Adolf Hit-her.