Worst Jokes Ever
Where does cotton candy come from? The cotton pickers!
You smell!
Pete the panther was racing a cheetah but lost. The cheetah said, "You can’t beat me, I’m a cheetah." Pete said, "Yeah, you are a cheetah cheetah."
What do the N and F in "orphan" stand for?
"No family."
Why does an orphanage have milk?
Because Dad never came back with the milk.
A Russian wife turned to her husband and asked...
"What's this special military operation our glorious leader keeps talking about?"
Her husband replied, "It's a proxy war between Russia and NATO."
"Oh, right. How's it going?"
"Well," he replied, "so far we've lost 200,000 soldiers, 4,000 tanks, 500 aircraft, numerous helicopters, loads of armoured vehicles and artillery pieces along with our 'flag ship'."
"Wow! What about NATO?"
"They haven't turned up yet."
I went up to an orphan bully and I said, "Here, look, I made a website!"
The orphan likes it, but the kid says, "I forgot one feature, though... the home button."
I'm offended.
- Liberals
W fr W
Q: How do you know if an Asian broke into your house?
A: All your homework and the Rubik's cube you spent a year on and still can’t solve is solved. 🤓🤓🤓🤓
What does B.I.B.L.E stand for?
Bullshit In Book Lacking Evidence.
Why do orphans like pedos? Because it's someone that loves them and they can call "daddy."
If an orphan wins the lottery, what do they have to use all of it on?
Years of child support!
Q: What is the difference between Americans and Africans? A: Some of them have food, and some of them don't have food.
How do you turn a hairy man into a feminist?
Just take out his brain and there you go!
Gigachad.
Why is 4/20 such an epic date?
Because it's weed day, Columbine, AND Hitler's birthday;)
Yo chin is so bumpy, someone said, "Is that Mt. Everest?"
You will never see a redneck opposing a war.
He will instead say, "Wait, I get to kill people and it's not illegal? And they're foreigners?"
It's not a war crime if no one's alive to report it.