Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a train full of gum?
A chew chew train.
What did the lettuce say when she is popping the champagne?
sad sad sad
now you laugh and like
thank you!
Big feet equals mini meat.
"You’re the milk to my cookies."
Y'all, these 9/11 jokes ain't funny. I ordered a plain pizza in the Twin Towers.
Why do orphans like Darth Vader?
So he can say, "I'm your father!"
What's the difference between orphans and apple trees?
The apples actually get picked.
Why do orphans only have iPhone XR?
Because they don't have home buttons.
There are two types of people, avoid them both.
The people in the tower ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Me before: Why do bandanas exist? They're ugly.
Me after seeing your hairline: Oh, I seeee.
Me giving pro tip: Get a bandana LMAO.
Why does Elmo turn emo? Because he's Elmo emo.
Why did the orphan cheat on his girlfriend with a guy?
Because he wanted someone to call "Mommy" and "Daddy."
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One is always picked.
Fruit punch sounds like the name of a gay boxer.
Why was the noble gas not emo?
Because they were thinking RIGHT.
Timmy: Stupid motherfucker.
Jimmy: Wow, do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Timmy: *starts crying*
Jimmy: Ah fuck, I did it again.
Orphans are banned in Alabama.