Worst Jokes Ever
Are you the Twin Towers? Because you made my heart explode.
Q: Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?
A: Because he got hit by a bus.
I think your hairline is too stupid.
Why did the bee go to the doctors?
Answer: Because he had hives.
What Lord of the Rings book is banned from the United States?
The Two Towers.
Why did Hitler's cookies taste bad? He forgot to clean out the oven.
If you're ever frustrated, just punch them in the face. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
"Hey, man, do you have any Ben and Jerry's?"
"Yeah, I have two of them, fresh and preserved in the freezer."
"I meant the ice cream, bro..."
I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...
My ex wanted to humiliate me in front of her friends, so she said I was useless in bed.
Should have seen her face when they all disagreed.
Today, I saw my friend go crazy eating her ham sandwich. When she went to the bathroom, I checked inside her ham sandwich, and there were fresh drugs.
When I have a staring contest, I always win.
Every day, I see blind people who hate me.
Your hairline goes farther back to Rosa Parks' seat.
Guys, stop joking about 9/11. It's just plane wrong.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
“Who are the fastest readers in the world?”
“The 9/11 pilots, they did 30 stories in 7 seconds.”
I wish I was dead like my jokes.
What do you call a straight orphan?
A no homeo.
Can you f**k out of here?
Karen says:
Chiefs is an egg-cellent cook!