Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama is so ugly that not even goldfish smile back at her.
What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?
They have no one to call "Dad."
Yo mama's so fat, her pad is a king-size mattress.
The cannibal says to the other cannibal, "I like it when humans fall from the sky because then they are meateor."
Dick sucking.
What's the difference between an orphan's dad and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back.
Have you ever been accused of a crime you didn't commit? Well, I have! I was wrongfully accused of larceny yesterday. I'm not smart enough for that, I just stole some stuff.
As an American, I like cars. And like all car enthusiasts, even just a little scratch can ruin a brand new car.
So why is it that we go to different countries like India and see that almost every car is completely totaled? I guess we have different meanings of "it's just a scratch."
What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.
What do you call gay men receiving anonymous blowjobs at the glory holes inside an adult bookstore?
Norwegian massage.
Why does an orphan always get the newest iPhone?
Because so he does not have a home button.
Who does an orphan play soccer with?
No one.
Why did the wall fall over?
A drunk driver hit it going 90mph and died.
What did Shrek say to the princess? “I love walls!”
What is another name 🤔 for Holy water 💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧 💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧 🚽 toilet water.
Why does Blake like lakes? Because of cake!
I'm in school shooting. #USA
Why did the sun not go to college? Because it already has a million degrees!
What happens when Helen Keller picks her nose?
She slurs her words...
What do you call a traffic light that tells you, "Don't look, I am changing!"