Worst Jokes Ever
Why do risky people have cats?
So they have 10 lives with them.
Why wasn’t the orphan able to finish his cereal?
His parents never brought back the milk.
Why do orphans love school so much?
They have no HOMEWORK.
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is literally just a scoreboard.
Sonic says, "Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
Imagine if Joe Biden was elected for a second term.
He would be the first president to be assassinated by a slick bathtub.
The emo kid tried to give the tree a high five. Unfortunately, the tree left him hanging...
Open wide, here comes the airplane!
What's the difference between parents and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back from the store with milk.
Roses are red, violets are blue, gum makes me beautiful, but what happened to you?
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming"
Why do orphans read BL or GL?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.
I read to deaf kids in my spare time.
Why can't Michael Jackson play baseball?
He made a hit and run!
Why can’t the baby cross the road?
Walls.
Q: What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
A: One of them gets picked.
Me: I am the second worst thing that happened to these orphans.
Friend: What was the first?
Me: They- they weren't always orphans.
Friend: O-O
Tell me a joke about sodium.
Na.
What's better, a woman or a man?
Neither, for I am WHITE.
"Never going to give you up." That's not what the orphan's parents said.