Worst Jokes Ever

Why can’t orphans be gay?

They have no one to call "daddy."

If you're ever bored, just bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Cry to their mama and father?

How to make the kissing in a tree recognizable: me and you k.i.s.s.i.n.g., tree sitting, wedding, love, then comes love, then comes baby in the carriage, then hate comes, divorce and purse.

FEW!!!!!!!

Yourom?

Want to hear a dad joke? Look in the mirror. You get the joke.

There's only one reason our Education Minister is standing by this curriculum.

In her religion, you NEVER pull out.

Roses are red, my toaster too,

Oh shit, I've burnt the house down, what do I do?

What key opens a banana?

A monkey.

You're adopted.

When I got to you and I was android and we were all in Minecraft for the last two years and we had the same problem UI with you anymore but you can see it on Instagram that it is not a real time thing or a android.

Why did the orphan play baseball?

To find home base.

Wow, no SP jokes?

What do you call an orphan's family photo?

A selfie.

Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.

My grandfather told me I'm too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.

My friend: Wanna hear a joke?

Me: No.

Friend: Why?

Me: Because you are a joke.

Friend: Your life is too...

Me: :)

Friends :)

The Moodle Page

He got a paper cut and bled out.

The kid was a bit sad, so he was blue.

Teacher asked him, "Why are you so blue?"

The kid replied, "I'm not sad."

Teacher said, "No, your face actually blue."

Walls.