Worst Jokes Ever
What if the ocean just raided Titanic of its people? Like instead of it flooding, it was raiding it and threatened the passengers if they told, so they just said an iceberg flooded the ship.
What does a disabled person want to be when they grow up? A stand-up comedian.
Why can't an orphan go on a field trip?
'Cause they need parent registration!
Me: I just shot an orphan.
Mate: You can’t do that!
Me: What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
What's the difference between an orphan's life and a knife?
A knife has a point.
When the school shooter makes the emo kid hang himself and the autistic kid thinks it's a piñata: 🤪🏏
I fiddled your mum last night, she fucking moaned like a fucking wilder beast.
Most people age up on their birthdays,
Stephen levels up.
Why did the cow cross the road?
Because the chicken was on vacation.
How [does] a disabled kid face [the] Jalalas?
He can't run, just hug the bomb.
Who gave Jesus his birthday presents every year?
Santa Claus!
Setting: Funeral Home
Customer: Yes, I was considering what would be the best option for cheap cremation, but I feel that's silly to ask.
Funeral Director: Oh! We do have these nice urns over here at a discounted 75 percent off.
Customer: Okay? What's the catch? That's almost 300 dollars off?
Funeral Director: I assure you these are top-of-the-line urns and will keep your loved ones' remains secure and dry.
Customer: Okay?
Funeral Director: Yep, these have only been used once, so it is absolutely worth the purchase.
By: MiniMemorials.com
Why can't blind people fish?
Because it was "see food."
Your forehead [is] so big [that] every time you shout, your forehead starts pulsing.
What do you call your sister who only has one leg?
Ei-lean.
What do you call your sister if she only has one leg?
Ei-lean.
He’s not dead, just his storage unit.
What time is it when you can drive home from phone?
What is the difference between a tree house for dinner, and dinner with you today after school?