Worst Jokes Ever
Todoroki POV: All he can think about is Deku.
Name something an orphan can't do?
Go cry to their mommy.
Yesterday I was in a wind storm.
Today my ears hurt. I guess the wind was ear-itating.
This is our motto- "Never fear orphans! You are even more special than diamonds."
Orphan club for ppl who stand up for orphans!
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
Me lol.
Why can't orphans exit out of their games? They don't have a home button.
Guys, we need to stop telling orphan jokes, they're gonna tell their parents. Oh wait, never mind, continue.
Why do orphans love role-plays?
Because they can call someone "daddy."
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the milk.
Why can't orphans have cereal? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have a home screen.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming"
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is literally just a scoreboard.
Why do risky people have cats?
So they have 10 lives with them.
Roses are red, violets are blue, gum makes me beautiful, but what happened to you?
What's the difference between parents and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back from the store with milk.
Why wasn’t the orphan able to finish his cereal?
His parents never brought back the milk.
Why do orphans love school so much?
They have no HOMEWORK.
I wish I was at a Western bar; then I would get shot.