Worst Jokes Ever
Why are orphans so successful?
When they were told to go big or go home, they only had one option.
Why can't orphans bake?
They don't have milk.
What do you call a kid on the track team who isn't on the track team?
A school shooter.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why is Donald Trump under so much stress?
Because he signed up to be on an album where somebody says "no love for the rich" on it.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Why did the cheetah go to school?
To be a cheetah.
Why can orphans travel so much?
They don't get homesick.
Yo mama so FAT...
That when she had sex with you...
Your balls turned to pancakes.
What is the difference between an orphan and a homeless person? Nothing, haha.
What kind of flour do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising.
Why can't orphans have gay sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What do cannibals call an orphanage? All you can eat buffet.
Why couldn’t Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?
Because she was wearing mittens.
No one is smart. I am smart.
Most people don't realize this, but the F in orphan stands for family.
My dog once went to Uranus. 🐶🤣🤣🤣
You know, because dogs sniff Uranus? 😂😂😂
There was a guy called John.
Zion's so fat, when he walks, he breaks his mama's back.
What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.