Worst Jokes Ever
A cop pulls over a carload of nuns.
The cop says, "Sister, this is a 55 MPH highway. Why are you going so slow?"
The Sister replies, "Sir, I saw a lot of signs that said 41, not 55."
The cop answers, "Oh, Sister, that's not the speed limit, that's the name of the highway you are on!"
The Sister says, "Oh! Silly me! Thanks for letting me know. I'll be more careful."
At this point, the cop looks in the backseat where the other nuns are shaking and trembling. The cop asks, "Excuse me, Sister, what's wrong with your friends back there? They are shaking something terrible."
The Sister answers, "We just got off Highway 101."
What do two priests say to each other when they walk into an orphanage?
"Let us pray."
Why don't you have a life?
Because you're ugly.
My girlfriend who is a Jehovah's Witness had sex with me so hard, she turned to Christianity.
How do rappers make their money?
By dropping dimes.
My sister is so stupid, she thought LBJ was a blow job.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
M.C. Grill
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For when it started RAINING RHYMES.
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had mad flow!
Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?
For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS!
What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?
A RAPPER-TAP-TAP!
How do you know when a rapper's been in the kitchen?
The microwave goes, "ding, ding!"
What did the rapper say to the broken vending machine?
"Yo, drop the BEAT!"
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To withdraw some flow.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They spit HOT FIRE!
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You're my closet confidant!"
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To NAVIGATE through the BEATS!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his rap sheet!
Why did the DJ go to jail?
Because he dropped the bass too hard!
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his DENTAL FLOW checked.