Worst Jokes Ever
What’s a selfie of an orphan called?
Family picture.
So um uh I like people who like people who like people.
John Toberty is not funny.
What disease do you get from eating fish?
Salmonella!
What is Donald Trump's hairstyle called?
A comb-over.
One day I caught my sister talking to my girlfriend, and she said, "You never told me you're lesbian." I said, "No, not at all." My girlfriend asked, "Why did you not tell her?" and I said, "Because every time I bring a girl home, I hear too much noise in her room, and I never get the chance to kiss them because she's cleaning the trash." She said, "Yeah, the trash is her junk."
Which city holds the record for the most suicides committed from a gorilla jumping off a tall building?
It was called Fall-adelphia.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
What do you get when you mix a redneck and spicy food?
The worst shits you'll ever see!
What do you and Joe Biden have in common?
Nobody loves you or him.
What is the best part of a turkey? The drumstick!
I scored.
I remember I met an orphan. He asked, "Can I suck your thumb?" I said, "Why?" Because "that'd be pig."
What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?
"I am your father!"
Some marriages can make short people look like Shaquille O'Neal.
Deez nuts eat nuts.
Yo mama so fat that Thanos had to snap twice!
When the cow goes, "moo," and sheep say, "baaa," and the bull says, "boo!"
Skeppy is the joke.
Moo!
Cow: I was just about to say that!