Worst Jokes Ever
When Knife tells Annoying Orange, "I'm trying something new," Annoying Orange said, "Oh no, are you having a midknife crisis?" and then Annoying Orange laughs.
Keep smearing that make-up around your face, maybe you'll get somewhere with it.
Ready when you are, KK.
What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?
R2 Detour.
What do you get when you cross a rooster with a small dog?
A Cock-a-POODLE-Doo!
What animal has more lives than a cat?
A frog. It croaks every night.
Friend: If you could get rid of any one person in your life, who would it be?
Me: Me.
Friend: *does nothing*
(x_x)
I forgot that I don't have friends.
What is red and shaped like a bucket?
A red bucket.
My mom holds up a hot dog and shouts, "WHO WANTS A WIENIE!?"
Why can't your nose be twelve inches?
Because then it would be a foot.
My sis is very funny. Her fave joke is:
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Mr. Nobody." "Mr. Nobody who?" "I just told you!"
Angel is a good word.
I did a walk.
I'm a bot, so coolllll!
"What bus?"
I love school.
What did the zoo say to the snow ❄️? Get lost!
What is shark's favorite day?
Chewsday.
Why should you never tell your French doctor that you bite your tongue?
Because your French doctor will give you a tetanus shot.
Why does an orphan have to go to church? Because that's the only way he can pray for a father.