Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

There were two friends talking one day. Tim tells John, "I think I'm gay."

John says to Tim, "What do you mean?"

Tim says, "When I grow up, I want to dress like a woman and sing karaoke in a bar and call myself (Gillette the best a man can get)!"

John says to Tim, "I think you're right, and thanks for reminding me I need to buy razors."

What is the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers? The Tower of Pisa is more flexible.

Why did the doctor tell the man to go for a mountain walk?

Alps clear the mind! Haha.

What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?

"Let's talk later, I need to catch a plane."

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