Worst Jokes Ever
One day I caught my sister talking to my girlfriend, and she said, "You never told me you're lesbian." I said, "No, not at all." My girlfriend asked, "Why did you not tell her?" and I said, "Because every time I bring a girl home, I hear too much noise in her room, and I never get the chance to kiss them because she's cleaning the trash." She said, "Yeah, the trash is her junk."
What do you and Joe Biden have in common?
Nobody loves you or him.
Y'know, I never knew Obi-Wan Kenobi participated in an anime, "Snow White with the Red Hair," up until now.
Have anyone seen my balls? I can't find them on my chest.
Hey! My balls are on your thing!
Why was the PUBG player sad?
Since all his friends went to school while he went to Pochinki.
A TikTok I saw: "I'm in Canada, I'm in the United States!"
Most people: "I'm in South Korea, I'm in Nor- *boom*"
Me: "I'm in Palestine, I'm in Is... this heaven?"
*Insert me starting a war in the comments*
Why can't orphans be in charge of making web pages?
Because they can't add a home page.
What do you call a ball with no hair? A Mexican ball.
If you take off the first and last letter of "demon," they're gonna turn emo.
What's a energy drink orphans never tried? "Mother".
Why would a cannibal stop eating people?
If they got fed up with them.
The guy called up to the orphanage, then he asked, "Where are the kids' faces?"
Then another guy said, "Sorry, there's no homepage."
Orphans are so useless even their parents agree.
This is not a joke, Tom. I'm asking you to leave me alone, stop being sexual, I don't like you.
Why do orphans miss every hit? Because no one is cheering for them.
Your mom was dating a boy that had a twin brother, but she did it with the wrong one.
What is the difference between fruits and Orphans?
Fruits get picked.
Are you free tomorrow?
No, I’m expensive, sorry. 💵💸
I was at the orphan place, and I saw a kid crying. And I asked him where his parents are, and he fainted.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.