Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the kidnapper cross the road?
To get the kids at the playground.
There were two friends talking one day. Tim tells John, "I think I'm gay."
John says to Tim, "What do you mean?"
Tim says, "When I grow up, I want to dress like a woman and sing karaoke in a bar and call myself (Gillette the best a man can get)!"
John says to Tim, "I think you're right, and thanks for reminding me I need to buy razors."
What is the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers? The Tower of Pisa is more flexible.
Why did the doctor tell the man to go for a mountain walk?
Alps clear the mind! Haha.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?
"Let's talk later, I need to catch a plane."
"Ben 10" games on Roblox: πππ
What do you give a sick bird?
Tweet-ment!
I love β€οΈ dogs.
Bus went vrrrrrrrm.
What time is it when you can walk home from school today and walk?
What time is it when you get home, can walk walk home and walk walk home from school?
What time is it when you get home and you walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school? Oooooo day, a great night for
I did have a good night, and I did a good night, and I had fun, and I had to.
"I love you." "You too, I love you!" π
What is a joke?
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I love my family.
I love just having fun!
School is the best!
Why canβt orphans play baseball? Because they canβt find home.