Worst Jokes Ever
He’s not dead, just his storage unit.
"Ur mum is big."
What does a disabled person want to be when they grow up? A stand-up comedian.
My parents are like the Twin Towers, only one came back.
Dream Stans: Technoblade died too soon.
Technoblade's Dad: He was only 23 years old!
Pig's average lifespan: Only 15 – 20 years (23 years old is way above).
How did Technoblade actually die?
He got stabbed!
I think my dad is too black because whenever he goes to bed and closes his eyes, he disappears. 🤣
I tried to write the shortest joke ever, so I wrote a two-word joke, which was "Dwarf Shortage." It's just so I could pack more jokes into the show.
What if the ocean just raided Titanic of its people? Like instead of it flooding, it was raiding it and threatened the passengers if they told, so they just said an iceberg flooded the ship.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to get grapes off a bush, the bush says, "Bitch, I never thought they can grow that big!"
I fiddled your mum last night, she fucking moaned like a fucking wilder beast.
Why can't an orphan go on a field trip?
'Cause they need parent registration!
Me: I just shot an orphan.
Mate: You can’t do that!
Me: What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What is one thing that a physicality handicapped gay man can do better than a heterosexual female or a bisexual female that are not born physicality handicapped? Know how to perform fellatio on a man that has a very long and thick and very large dick.
What's the difference between an orphan's life and a knife?
A knife has a point.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
What do you call your sister who only has one leg?
Ei-lean.
What do you call your sister if she only has one leg?
Ei-lean.
How [does] a disabled kid face [the] Jalalas?
He can't run, just hug the bomb.
Who gave Jesus his birthday presents every year?
Santa Claus!