Worst Jokes Ever
The cannibal says to the other cannibal, "I like it when humans fall from the sky because then they are meateor."
Yo mama's so fat, her pad is a king-size mattress.
Dick sucking.
What's the difference between an orphan's dad and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back.
What happens when Helen Keller picks her nose?
She slurs her words...
What do you call a traffic light that tells you, "Don't look, I am changing!"
Why do orphans love to go to church?
Because they can finally call someone "father!"
Why are orphans lucky?
Because when they drive, they don’t need a license plate, because they don’t have a home.
Why do your orphans not drink beer?
Because last time they did, he went to suck some dudes' toes, then he tried to take him to his parents, but I guess that never happened.
My bf: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
My bf: Ice cream.
Me: Ice cream who?
My bf: I scream if you don't let me see that smoking hot body!
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
You know, "f" in orphan stands for family.
Did you know that the "F" in orphan stands for family?
Why can't an orphan go to college?
He needs a parent signature.
This is what the unknown guy is saying about Tenya and Kenya!
Go to each link and read it and the comments, and it will really make you cry!
http://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fb240eccd25122cb21997/kenya-will-end-up-all-alone
https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fa7beeccd25122cb2197b/fine-then-if-i-cant-do-gwen-then-i-guess http://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fbb2aeccd25122cb219a5/kenya-at-least-you-know-youre-ugly-and-accept-itit-is-tenya-and-kenya-twin-sisters
You think Gwen is the worst one to get bullied? Well look at this!
Son: Dad, I need a new butt.
Dad: Why, son?
Son: Because mine has a huge crack in it.
I don’t drink, don’t swear, don’t smoke, shit, I left my cigarettes at the fucking bar! (Andrew Dice Clay.)
If you need help, you will need trash, 'cause you the trash.
What do you call a Democrat that is a progressive?
A Democrat that lost in a presidential election.
At least 32 people hate orphan jokes.
And I thank all the people who participate in this protest.