Worst Jokes Ever
I can't sit down anymore... My dad went too far this time.
I was walking home when I saw children crossing the street on their own. I went towards him and tapped his shoulder and said, "Hey, little kid, you are not supposed to be walking on your own." The kid turns out to be a dwarf.
What soda do mountains drink? Mountain Dew.
Enough of the sex jokes! I mean, come on, they are not even funny!
Why is pounding your mom like playing video games?
Because once you start, you just can’t stop until you win!
What’s a German’s favorite drink? Orange Jews. Hundred percent concentrated.
I got written up on "Take Your Daughter To Work Day." Apparently, it only applies to daughters who are alive.
If you're reading this, you are Nickel and Gallium......
Ni- ........*something else in between the two halves*................Ga
YOU FUCKING MONKEYS!
What's the difference between a parachute and a coffin?
One brings you safely to the ground, and the other is a last resort when you've already hit it.
Yo, stop making 9/11 jokes. My grandpa was a pilot.
You know, they didn't add the word "retard" into the dictionary for nothing.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11!
Why were the twin towers fighting?
Because they ordered pepperoni but got plain.
Mom: Please eat, baby!
Baby: No!
Mom: Here comes the airplane!
Why didn't the doctor help the orphan?
Because he was a family doctor!
People on 1912: This ship is unsinkable, even God himself couldn’t destroy it.
God: Ok, bet, where’s my icebergs?
Jeffrey Dahmer likes his men how he likes his coffee: black and ground up.
Flex tape can fix a sawed-in-half boat. Then how the f*** can it not fix the Titanic when it broke in half? Tell me!
"That driving backwards, it creeping me out, you're gonna wreck or something." - Lightning McQueen.
Because that is what could have saved Titanic, and it wrecked.
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...