Worst Jokes Ever
What’s the difference between an emo kid and a dead pig?
Suicide squad.
You'd think the Catholic Church would be in favor of condoms... less DNA evidence.
My doctor called me a "psychopath." How dare he?!? He'll pay for this!
Stephen Hawking went bankrupt after he found out somebody in his house was costing him way too much money on electricity bills.
He just couldn’t figure out who.
They asked me to speak at this funeral, and I said, "Of corpse!"
I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off!
What’s a Muslim’s favorite car?
A Citroën C4.
Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp?
He bought a warehouse.
The world is a freaking rape joke.
Q: What does Pakistan love to do with India when they go to war?
A: Surrender their 93,000 soldiers.
What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit?
A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.
I spat on a blind kid and told him it was raining.
If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.
I wish my grass was edgy...
then it would cut itself...
What do penguins 🐧 eat for lunch?
Freeze burgers.
Why can’t orphans play sports?
Because they don’t have a home team.
I would slap you, but that would be animal abuse.
Why does Technoblade make orphan jokes?
'Cuz he's the Father!!!
What's the difference between a cat and a human? About 500 bullets.
What's the difference between a million dollars and a million dead babies?
I don't have a million dollars laying around my house.