Worst Jokes Ever
Kobe couldn’t clutch up with the rift to go.
Morbius was awesome, and the Batman sucked.
A Catholic Priest and a Rabbi were chatting one day when the conversation turned to a discussion of job descriptions and promotion.
"What do you have to look forward to in way of a promotion in your job?" asked the Rabbi.
"Well, I'm next in line for the Monsignor's job," replied the Priest.
"Yes, and then what?" asked the Rabbi.
"Well, next I can become Bishop," said the Priest.
"Yes, and then?" asked the Rabbi.
"If I work real hard and do a good job as Bishop, it's possible for me to become an Archbishop," said the Priest.
"O.K., then what?" asked the Rabbi.
The Priest, beginning to get a bit exasperated, replied, "With some luck and real hard work, maybe I can become a Cardinal."
"And then?" asked the Rabbi.
The Priest is really starting to get mad now and replies, "With lots and lots of luck and some real difficult work and if I'm in the right places at the right times and play my political games just right, maybe, just maybe, I can get elected Pope."
"Yes, and then what?" asked the Rabbi.
"Good grief!" shouted the Priest. "What do you expect me to become, GOD?"
"Well," said the Rabbi, "One of our boys made it!"
What types of erections do skeletons have? Boners.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Q: Why is the graveyard so noisy? A: Because all the coffin.
If you don't get it, it means because of people coughing.
Who was the first carpenter?
Eve, she made Adam's banana stand...
"You must be why they invented the word ugly."
It’s so sad because Stephen Hawking can’t even stand up for himself after all these mean jokes.
Why do orphans love table tennis? Because that is the only love they're getting.
Knock knock.
Who's there? It's the Grim Reaper.
Grim Reaper who?
The Grim Reaper who is about to come in your house, smoke some weed, drink some Grim Reaper liquor, and then get drunk.
Mom: Son, get up for school.
Son: I AM UP *holds up books and says I'm up* IM UP MOM!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home! 😂🤣
What school did we say it was today? What did the snow say? "I love!"
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they need a parent’s signature.
Hi, how are you? Busy, busy today and tomorrow. I have to go home from home and walk home. Walk and a bike. Walk, walk, and a bike to school tomorrow night. I have to have lunch with my mom and dad, and I have dinner with you tonight.
Perrie.
Why can’t an orphan have a dog? It always runs away.
About a dog.
What is the difference between onions and babies?
I cry when I cut onions.