Worst Jokes Ever
Who used to say, "Who loves orange soda?" Kel loves orange soda. Yes, I do, do, do, doooo! Oh, yes! Oh, yes! Oh, yes, I dooooo! Kel Mitchell from Kenan and Kel.
What type of alphabet does an elf learn?
The elf-abet.
Roses are red and violets are blue, my best friend is Sue, and she's blue, too.
(meaning sad)
How did the coke seller react when someone told him a joke?
He CRACKed up.
Once, I tried to say, "P.P. That's funny right there." Instead, I said, you guessed it, "Penis!"
Why are orphans terrible at baseball? They never get home runs.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she has no arms.
Boy: The F in orphan stands for family.
Orphan: But there’s no F in orphan.
Boy: Exactly!
You know, they didn't add the word "retard" into the dictionary for nothing.
TV Darth Vader: "I'm your father!"
Orphans: "Yea."
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Yo mama so American, she deported Dora the Explorer!
I got a call from McDonald's; they want their sign back.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
If you're bored, punch an orphan in the face. What is he gonna do, tell his parents?
Roses are red, Your blood is too. You look like a monkey and belong in a zoo.
Do not worry, I will be there too, Not in a cage but laughing at you!
How do you know that your sister is on her period?
Your dad's dick tastes weird.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
To wipe the chicken's ass!
There is this fish, and this fish thinks if that fly drops 6 inches, I’m gonna jump out the water and eat that fucking fish!
Then there is a bear, he thinks if that fly drops six inches, that fish jumps up - I’m gonna run out there and eat that fucking fish!
This huntsman also thinks to himself 🧐 if that fly drops six inches, fish jumps up, bear runs out, eats the fish. I’m gonna shoot that fucking bear.
Unbelievably there is a tiny little brave mouse, who also thinks to himself 🧐 if that fly drops six inches, fish jumps, bear runs, huntsman shoots,
He’s bound to drop that cheese sandwich in his back pocket!!!!
I’m gonna eat that fucking cheese sandwich!!
Meanwhile...
there’s This cat!!!’ He sees what’s going on - if they fly drops six inches -the fish =bear =huntsman =mouse eating the cheese sarnie....
Easy pickings...
Anyway bang 💥 the fly drops six inches. Fish jumps up. Bear grabs the fish. Huntsman shoots the fucking bear,
DROPS HIS CHEESE SARNIE!!
Cat runs after mouse trying to get the cheese sarnie
The cat slips over him (stacks it) cat falls in the river...
LONG STORY I KNOW BUT THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS...
every time a fly drops six inches a pussy get wet)
WALLOP... try remembering all that in A pub pissed. Xx
If at first you don't succeed, oh well, so much for skydiving.
Why can't all orphans learn about ancient Egypt? Because they don't know what a mummy is.