Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year? Because they don’t have a Mother’s and Father’s Day.
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, dummy! The joke is that orphans don't have a mom or dad, so they don't get to celebrate Mother's Day or Father's Day. That's two less days in the year, which is why they only have 363 days. And you? You probably still believe in the tooth fairy, don't you?