Worst Jokes Ever
What type of alphabet does an elf learn?
The elf-abet.
Why are orphans terrible at baseball? They never get home runs.
How did the coke seller react when someone told him a joke?
He CRACKed up.
Once, I tried to say, "P.P. That's funny right there." Instead, I said, you guessed it, "Penis!"
Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she has no arms.
Q: What's the difference between a smart Russian and a unicorn?
A: Nothing, they're both fictional characters.
Roses are red, Your blood is too. You look like a monkey and belong in a zoo.
Do not worry, I will be there too, Not in a cage but laughing at you!
How do you know that your sister is on her period?
Your dad's dick tastes weird.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
To wipe the chicken's ass!
What do you call a low budget terrorist attack?
7/11
What is the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
If at first you don't succeed, oh well, so much for skydiving.
What do you call a Muslim with Tourette’s? A ticcing time bomb.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture? You need only one nail to hang a picture.
Why can't all orphans learn about ancient Egypt? Because they don't know what a mummy is.
God, those orphans were putting up such a fight, I had to lock 'em in the basement.
Why do eight-year-old girls wear panties with flowers on?
In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in there.
Rangers are a joke.
What do you call two men fucking? My dad and I. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What do you call a Taliban in a bath bomb?