Worst Jokes Ever
Good news, people! Michael Jackson is still alive. They found him hidden away in a goat pen with all the kids!
What are Michael Jackson's pronouns?
He, he.
You are so skinny that the only difference between you and a leaf is color.
Is depression sadness or happiness? I call it a fun time.
Boy: Hey! I love you...
Girl: Eww, you are so ugly.
*boy sent a pic of his dic*
Girl: Beauty doesn't matter in love.
What’s the best part about having sex with 28 year olds?
There are 20 of them.
Therapist just mean the-rapist.
I was sweating like Michael Jackson in a Chuck E. Cheese.
So we all know why 6 was afraid of 7, because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? It was in between 9/11.
So I got my son a trampoline for Christmas this year, and he was so ungrateful, like he just sat there crying in his wheelchair. What has this world come to?
What do ya call a legless prostitute in a strawberry field?
A jammy cunt.
If she refuses to suck and threatens to bite, just knock her teeth out. Call it the “Bloody Gummer”.
Man: Can you be my girlfriend?
Woman: I'm lesbian, sorry.
Man: Oh, here's your rope.
You got a black cat.
He was bad luck.
Everyone left you and you committed suicide.
What a CATastrophe!
Here is a good joke: asking for consent before sex.
Americans don't like playing chess with Muslims; last time they did play, they ended up losing two towers.
What do you call a wheelchair user in a fire?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Not your parents!
The orphan asked a genie to become Batman. Then he went home and saw his parents dead.