Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a kid on the track team who isn't on the track team?
A school shooter.
Why did the cheetah go to school?
To be a cheetah.
Yo mama so FAT...
That when she had sex with you...
Your balls turned to pancakes.
What do cannibals call an orphanage? All you can eat buffet.
What is the difference between an orphan and a homeless person? Nothing, haha.
What kind of flour do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising.
Why couldn’t Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?
Because she was wearing mittens.
A dad is in a wheelchair and his daughter goes, "Don't step on a crack!"
No one is smart. I am smart.
Why can't orphans have gay sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
My dog once went to Uranus. 🐶🤣🤣🤣
You know, because dogs sniff Uranus? 😂😂😂
Zion is so big, when he walks it's an earthquake.
What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.
There was a guy called John.
Zion's so fat, when he walks, he breaks his mama's back.
Playing hide and seek with Helen Keller wasn’t the best idea you’ve had all day.
Most people don't realize this, but the F in orphan stands for family.
You failed Helen Keller's speech class? It's okay, she's not a very good speaker.
Why was Kobe a good father?
He took his daughter with him.
Emos are so predictable: sleep, eat, cut, repeat.