Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the baker give the shopper a butt? Because she asked for a butt!
Before my grandad died, he whispered to me, "Is your uncle still in the basement?" I said he has died. Oh, my grandad said, "I will lock him in heaven's basement."
Where do cows go for entertainment?
The MOOOOvie theater.
Andrew drew a picture of Andrew.
How do you surprise a blind man? Put a plunger in the toilet.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and kids?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year? Because they don’t have a Mother’s and Father’s Day.
What is an orphan's favorite game on Roblox?
Adopt Me...
Are you a banana...
because I find you a-peeling!
What time is it when a nurse's here?
It's nurse-thirty.
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have pockets. I’m
Technoblade: I'm the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans.
Quackity: What is the first thing to ever happen to the orphans???
Technoblade: Quackity..... they're orphans.
(Disclaimer: not funny xD)
Conspiracy Theorists: Technoblade is still alive!
Me: Pigs live between 15 and 20 years!
Fans: 😭😭😭
A man wakes up in the hospital and says, "Doctor! Doctor! I can't feel my legs!"
"Of course," the doctor says. "I amputated your arms."
When I went to heaven, I saw Steven Hawking standing there. I asked why he isn’t in heaven yet. He said there are stairs.
What do ya call a legless prostitute in a strawberry field?
A jammy cunt.
If you take a shot, a paper wad, in the trashcan, and call "Kobe!" but miss, it's still a Kobe.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
They wanted somebody to call "daddy."
So in class, they were learning about where food comes from:
Teacher: So kids, where does bacon come from?
Student: PIGS!
Teacher: Correct. Where does mutton come from?
Student: SHEEP!
Teacher: And finally, here’s your homework.
Student: IK where that comes from!
A FAT COW! 😂😂
Why did you always see Michael Jackson wearing two white gloves?
Because masturbation is against Michael Jackson's religious beliefs.