Worst Jokes Ever
I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...
Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was assaulted.
What kind of paper likes music? Wrapping paper.
Replace the v in Venus with a p.
Why do Fortnite players have such good teeth?
Because they like to floss.
Roses are red, violets are blue, gum makes me beautiful, but what happened to you?
Why wasn’t the orphan able to finish his cereal?
His parents never brought back the milk.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming"
Why do orphans love school so much?
They have no HOMEWORK.
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is literally just a scoreboard.
Sonic says, "Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
Why do orphans read BL or GL?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.
Three gay men enter a bar in Iran. They don't come out.
Why are Asian's dicks too small?
So they can reset the calculator.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
The Statue of Liberty is French; she ain't even American. Deport that bitch!
You can hit an orphan, because who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
Bob: Can I come to your house to meet your family?
Orphan: I don't have a family.
I told my kids to smile with the monkeys in the open zoo.
They never got together at all.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "Daddy~"