Worst Jokes Ever
TV Darth Vader: "I'm your father!"
Orphans: "Yea."
What is the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?
You can't unscrew a pregnant woman.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they did 98 stories in 10 seconds.
I got a call from McDonald's; they want their sign back.
Why is America so bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost 2 towers.
Orphans are like a trash can; they live outside.
Miksi Michael lähti limusiinistä ulos?
Hän näki alastoman pojan.
A father came to his daughter's 18th birthday. He finally came.
Even if orphans fail their exams, I'm sure their parents wouldn't...
Oh wait...
What is Michael Jackson's chemical? The HE-HE-lium.
My friend was in a wheelchair, so I rolled him in fire. Now I call him Hot Wheels.
Why can you bully orphans?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents? Oh wait, they got no parents.
You know how sometimes you want to listen to music?
But everything you listen to is just supremely unsatisfying, even if it's songs you usually love; they are just so unappealing, and you have no idea what you actually want to listen to.
Taking you to go grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
Roses are red and violets are blue, my best friend is Sue, and she's blue, too.
(meaning sad)
Let's say I was immortal. No matter what I did, I would be alive. But, the catch is I’m the least flexible and least strong person in the world.
Now, I get my head chopped off. What would I do? I would roll over to my headless body and figure out what it's like to suck my own dick.
If orphans made phones, it wouldn't have a home button.
What flour do orphans use whilst making cakes? Self-raising.
Q: Why does an orphan do badly at Baseball?
A: Because they can't find home.
Who used to say, "Who loves orange soda?" Kel loves orange soda. Yes, I do, do, do, doooo! Oh, yes! Oh, yes! Oh, yes, I dooooo! Kel Mitchell from Kenan and Kel.