Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call an Indian person who is not starving? Dead.
Why doesn't Helen Keller's boyfriend like having sex with her?
'Cause she just lies there like she's dead.
Pete the panther was racing a cheetah but lost. The cheetah said, "You can’t beat me, I’m a cheetah." Pete said, "Yeah, you are a cheetah cheetah."
It's not a war crime if no one's alive to report it.
It's not a hate crime if you don't hate the person.
You will never see a redneck opposing a war.
He will instead say, "Wait, I get to kill people and it's not illegal? And they're foreigners?"
Where does cotton candy come from? The cotton pickers!
You smell!
Knock knock! Who's there? Stripper. Stripper who? Stripper down!
What is long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
Gigachad.
How do you turn a hairy man into a feminist?
Just take out his brain and there you go!
Your forehead is so big NASA thought it was Mars.
Why can orphans travel so much?
They don't get homesick.
Why are orphans very abusive to their kids?
Because they never had loving parents of their own.
Man: Okay, tell me a joke without the expense of anyone's feelings.
Me: Okay, so an Asian...
Why can't orphans bake?
They don't have milk.
You.
To Gwen and Freshfry: Hi Gwen and Freshfry, you have been so amazing to me and now to my sister. You are the people who I look up to. People are mean to us because I am adopted. Thank you for all of your support!
What do you get when you cross a fat christian nationalist that is heteroflexable, a christian nationalist politician who is also a born again christian, a conservative republican that has a small penis, and a tv evangelist on steroids?