Worst Jokes Ever
Sending gay men to prison makes no sense to me. I mean, you have sex with a man and then they lock you up with a bunch of other men.
That would be like arresting someone for drunk driving and forcing them to become a bartender.
Where does a Muslim like to go and eat?
Allah's snackbar!
Why did the rape victim stop eating pears?
Because she was told that if you rearrange the letters "PEAR," it spells "rape."
What is a difference between a tree and a car? A car 🚙 can drive and [a] tree 🌲 can not drive.
"Number 15: Burger King foot lettuce. The last thing you want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus, but as it turns out, that might be what you get."
Michael Jackson went into an Italian restaurant and died because he choked on 9-year-old meatballs.
What is a gay school boy's favorite grade?
D+.
Technoblade NPC: Gets removed from Minecraft!
Technoblade: Gets removed from real life!
What did one casket say to the other casket?
"Is that you coughin'?"
What did Ronnie have at Taco Bell?
A mind-blowing bean burrito.
I'll give you 20 dollars if you let me cum in you.
Two Native Americans
Unwittingly walk into a gay bar and sit down to order a pitcher of beer. As they're sitting there sucking back on their ale, a gay guy walks up and says, "How would you boys like a blow job?"
The one Indian stands up and decks the guy, knocking him unconscious. He then sits back down and finishes his beer.
His buddy looks over and says, "Hey Joe, what did you do that for?"
Joe replies, "Not sure but it was something about getting a job!"
All I can see when I pass Saturn is Uranus because it's so big.
What happened when the depressed kid went to give it a high five?
It left him hanging.
Do you like Wendy’s?
Yeah, Wendy’s nuts finna go in your mouth!
What is the name of a show for kids?
Barney.
This comment section is so dark, it could be Lil Huddy.
None of these jokes are funny.
How do you know the baby's dead? The dog plays with it more.
What are Africans' favorite game to play? Hungry hippos.