Worst Jokes Ever
Can you go as a horse for Halloween?
Well, if you do, I can't wait to ride you!
I used to be a man trapped in a woman’s body. But then I was born.
Suicidal thoughts aren’t nice, but nor is life. So why not get them both done and over with?
Did you know an eraser on a pencil slowly dies from your mistakes?
And did you know you're actually supposed to live for 25 minutes, but every time you breathe, it resets time?
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You get paper cuts on each eye and walk off a cliff.
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because they hate how he cares about family.
Never say to an orphan, "Bye buddy, hope you find your dad!"
Dad: Ok kids, this selfie will just be me! *screen cracks*
What did Sally do when she got home?
Cry because she has no arms.
What do you call two lesbians in a closet? A liqueur cabinet.
Once my girlfriend asked me to give her lipstick, and I accidentally gave her the glue stick.
She won't talk to me anymore.
Wanna know something the orphan could never do?
Wish anyone a happy Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite candy bar?
Milk-hee-hee Way.
A computer is like a living organism. Its charger is its life support. If you "pull the plug," you are letting it slowly die.
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Reali-tea.
How do you surprise a blind man? Put a plunger in the toilet.
I don’t know why people don’t say "Cobain," because I’m pretty sure Kurt Cobain didn’t miss his last shot like Kobe did.
Why is rape, rape? Because she is too busy enjoying the moment to say yes.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome trying to beat Minecraft?
“A sped runner.”