Worst Jokes Ever
Why do emo kids not jump?
They're still in the sky.
Would you rather date me or a lady?
I laid deez nuts in your mouth.
What do you name a family reunion of an orphan?
"Me time."
What is an Emo's favorite movie?
"Suicide Squad."
Sonic says: If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What gun can’t you find in Africa?
A water gun.
Your hairline is lookin' so crusty like KFC chicken and be so discombobulated that it looks like satellite signals. It gives me flippin' sun radiation.
Little Johnny's neighbor just had a baby. He got invited to dinner with his neighbor. Little Johnny's dad said if he mentioned "ears" he will get a spank.
So Johnny looked in the bassinet. They were talking about the new baby. Johnny's mum said, "What beautiful eyes."
"That is great," said little Johnny, "because he will be stuffed if he needed glasses."
What did the constipated bum say to the other bum?
Piss don't s**t on me!
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.
Why can't orphans have sex?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
You know I would tell you a 9/11 joke, but it just doesn’t hit the spot.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Why are orphans so successful?
When they were told to go big or go home, they only had one option.
You look like Megamind, drug dealer.
Yo chin is so bumpy, someone said, "Is that Mt. Everest?"
What did the Twin Towers say to the plane?
What did the toaster say to the piece of bread? "I want you inside me."
What do the N and F in "orphan" stand for?
"No family."
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