Worst Jokes Ever
How do you fix a broken pizza? With tomato paste.
My uncle was a priest.
He had a two-inch penis, but when it was in my ass, it felt like a torpedo.
Why did Michael Jackson go to the movies? He saw there was minor nudity.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD
Why did Spider-Man decide to buy a laptop?
So that he could design his own “website.”
Where do astronauts 👩🚀 keep their sandwiches 🥪?
In their launch box! 🚀📦😂
For an orphan, any bag of chips is family size.
Why did the koala climb the tree?
To get to the other branch. :)
He made it, don't worry!
True Story of Little Red Riding Hood.
The big bad wolf told Red Riding Hood to strip. He looked at her pussy and said, "Now I will fuck you!"
Red pulled out a shotgun from under her coat and said, "Oh no you're not. You're not, you're going to eat me just like it says in the book!"
Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea. (Fantasy)
Only if onions were emo, they'd cut themselves.
Why did the manager hire the marsupial?
Because he was koala-fied!
What would Donald Trump be if he was Black?
Shot in the head.
So I’m riding in the car with my dad and all of a sudden I smell something rank without warning.
My dad starts laughing at me.
Dad: “Son! That must have been an orphan fart! You know why?”
Me: “Why dad?”
Dad: “Because it ain’t got no pop!”
One time I went to high-five someone. I've been left hanging ever since.
Are you a toaster, because I want to have a bath with you.
What is big, round, and gassy? Uranus.
I'm sick of crying; tired of trying; yes, I'm still smiling; inside I'm dying.
Judge: We shall now sentence you for the murder of your parents.
Accused: Please consider a lenient sentence, your honor.
Judge: But why?
Accused: Because I’m an orphan.
Son: Dad, what's a morbid joke?
Father: Walk over to a homeless man and throw a rock at him, then you will know.
Son: But Dad, I don't have arms or legs.
Father: Now you know.