Worst Jokes Ever

What is soccer like when you lose your soccer ball?

Orphan: "My Parents."

A kid went to visit his bully, and he says, "How's your face?" The kid says, "How's your parents?" and proceeds to walk out of the orphanage.

Mom, shut up. Me? I don't shut up, I grow up. When I look at you, I throw up.

Don't believe what your school bully tells you.

Always take it with a grain of assault.

How many skinheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10; 1 to do it and 9 to back him up.

What’s 1+1?? The number of parents orphans don’t have!

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Because walls.

Interviewer: Hey JFK, what’s your favorite song by Jessie J?

JFK: I er ah Bang Bang.

Why did Mars turn permanently red? Because it saw Uranus.

Many were curious about how methane ended up on Mars.

I'm pretty sure it was because of Uranus.

What's the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and an Emo?

They're both gay and use knives.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was depressed.

There is going to be a wild party at the orphanage, the parents aren't home.

What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?

Adopt Me.

Another Nazi joke.

Did Nazi that coming?

Did Jew?

Why do I look nervous when I enter the church? Is it just because I'm the only one with the bomb?

If you're gay, does that mean you're sexist?

Michael has canceled his upcoming dates. They were Tommy, age 9, and Bobby, 11.

Tell an orphan: if you got no parents, clap your hands.

Yo momma so fat, she tried to eat a pie chart.