Worst Jokes Ever
Every zodiac sign has a hairstyle, except Cancer.
I’m in a wheelchair and I can do stand-up comedy, oh wait...
What do you call a living Panera Bread?
Panera Breath.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Your dead son.
I made a website about orphans.
Sadly, it doesn't have a home page.
What do Ben 10 and a disabled kid have in common? They both slap their wrist.
Yo mama's so fat that every time she goes on an elevator, it goes down.
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
What’s one thing Obama proved during his presidency?
No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he’s still going to have the cops on his back.
There's a Mexican, Brazilian, and Cuban in a S60. Who's driving?
An alien goes to Area 51, but I wonder why he doesn't go to your house?
What do you call a mom that is yours?
Your mom!
What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A: A carrot!
Why is it that skinny men love fat women?
Because we need warmth in the winter and shade in the summer.
Why did the orphan misbehave in school?
Because the principal couldn't call their parents.
The emo kid tried to give the tree a high five. Unfortunately, the tree left him hanging...
Open wide, here comes the airplane!
How do blind kids get punished?
By moving the furniture around the house.
I used to work at a T-shirt factory before the company folded.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 7 seconds.