Worst Jokes Ever

An orphan walks into a shop but gets lost, so he calls his mum but then remembers.

The ketchup told a joke. No one was laughing, but the egg was cracking up!

Sometimes orphans can't win spelling bees because they don't know how to spell "home."

A teacher wanted to sing, so she did. This is what she said:

"You have no family, even though you're broker than me."

Why was ten scared? Because it was between 9/11.

I gave an orphan an iPhone with no home button.

9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans; they knocked down 2 towers, not 3.

"That driving backwards, it creeping me out, you're gonna wreck or something." - Lightning McQueen.

Because that is what could have saved Titanic, and it wrecked.

I should probably stop making jokes about 9/11.

My dad died to it, he was a great pilot.

Were you born on the highway? That is where most accidents happen.

I made this up.

I was watching a school baseball game, and I was yelling at a kid to take it home. He took the bat and threw it, and then ran away. I asked the teacher/coach what the problem was, and he said the kid was an orphan, and I started laughing so hard.

Later that night, I wondered where he stormed off to after he threw the bat, and I thought to myself, "Not home."

Why did the Twin Towers go to Uber Eats?

Because they wanted something plain.

I'd tell a 9/11 joke, but it would crash and burn.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

'Cause they can't run home.

Why is America so bad at Clash of Clans? Because we already lost two towers.

Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Your mama is so fat, by the time I swerved to miss her with the car, I ran out of gas.

Your mama is so fat. She gets winded just thinking about running.

If you read this, you qualify as gay.

What’s a kind midget’s favorite type of joke? Short and sweet.