Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't all orphans learn about ancient Egypt? Because they don't know what a mummy is.
If you're gay, does that mean you're sexist?
What’s the easiest way to dig a hole to China?
Through my arm.
What do you call a low budget terrorist attack?
7/11
What is the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Why do I look nervous when I enter the church? Is it just because I'm the only one with the bomb?
Another Nazi joke.
Did Nazi that coming?
Did Jew?
There is going to be a wild party at the orphanage, the parents aren't home.
Why do eight-year-old girls wear panties with flowers on?
In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in there.
Michael has canceled his upcoming dates. They were Tommy, age 9, and Bobby, 11.
Tell an orphan: if you got no parents, clap your hands.
Yo momma so fat, she tried to eat a pie chart.
What do you call a Taliban in a bath bomb?
What is soccer like when you lose your soccer ball?
Orphan: "My Parents."
Many were curious about how methane ended up on Mars.
I'm pretty sure it was because of Uranus.
Why did Mars turn permanently red? Because it saw Uranus.
What's the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and an Emo?
They're both gay and use knives.
Interviewer: Hey JFK, what’s your favorite song by Jessie J?
JFK: I er ah Bang Bang.
Mom, shut up. Me? I don't shut up, I grow up. When I look at you, I throw up.
Don't believe what your school bully tells you.
Always take it with a grain of assault.