Worst Jokes Ever
There is a rich child and a poor child. The rich child invites the poor child to his house and shows him all the toys and tells him: "Look at what a beautiful radio-controlled airplane I have! You don't have it because you are poor!" The poor child answers: "You're right, it's very nice, but I have one thing that you don't have!" The rich child then invites him into the garden and shows him the swimming pool, the trampoline, and all the other games that can be done outdoors and says to the poor child: "Look at that beautiful swimming pool I have! It is very big; you don't have it because you are poor!" And the poor child says: "Beautiful, it is really beautiful! But one thing that you don't have." So the rich child feels bad. He says: "Wait, but I'm rich! How is it possible? I have everything I want because I'm rich. Why do you have something that I don't have?" And the poor child says: "I have cancer!"
What’s a teacher's favorite tree?
A geometry.
What do cats eat for breakfast?
"Mice Krispies!"
A hillbilly female has to decide if she would save her brother or her boyfriend. She chose both because her brother is her boyfriend.
I suffered The Great Depression.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Hint, not Home Alone. It's actually Batman, 'cause they are 50% the same as him.
What do you call a dinosaur that loves sucking dino dick?
Sucks-alota-cocka-sorass.
This song is sus, because I’m happy. Clap along if you feel like happiness is the root. What are you clapping?
If you hate pedophiles, grow up.
Why did the man fall into a well? He couldn’t see that well.
I'm back on BIGO Live.
I'd give you a nasty look, but you've already got one.
I wish my name was Voyager 2...
So I could have the first encounter with Uranus. :)
Why do priests perform baptisms? So they can see children wet.
Why are most dark jokes about orphans?
They can't complain to their parents.
I wish I was a dinosaur because all of them are dead.
Me: Hey, that's a really heavy bag, do you have a lot of books and magazines in there?
The Quiet Kid: Yeah, magazines.....
Why did the depressed kid jump off the bike? It was free depressed day.
Today was a bittersweet day...
Bad news is my friend was assaulted. Good news is I successfully sneak attacked someone!
Me: You stupid. Guy: You straight. Me: Sorry, I'm not a mirror.