Worst Jokes Ever
Have you ever been to the new Disney park called SawCon?
SawCon deez nutz!
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Because walls.
I am not a nerd ;). I'm just smarter than you.
What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday?...
We don't know; she hasn't opened it yet.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture? You need only one nail to hang a picture.
Why can't all orphans learn about ancient Egypt? Because they don't know what a mummy is.
If you're gay, does that mean you're sexist?
God, those orphans were putting up such a fight, I had to lock 'em in the basement.
Why do eight-year-old girls wear panties with flowers on?
In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in there.
What do you call a Taliban in a bath bomb?
What is soccer like when you lose your soccer ball?
Orphan: "My Parents."
Tell an orphan: if you got no parents, clap your hands.
Yo momma so fat, she tried to eat a pie chart.
What’s 1+1?? The number of parents orphans don’t have!
Many were curious about how methane ended up on Mars.
I'm pretty sure it was because of Uranus.
What's the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and an Emo?
They're both gay and use knives.
Why did Mars turn permanently red? Because it saw Uranus.
A kid went to visit his bully, and he says, "How's your face?" The kid says, "How's your parents?" and proceeds to walk out of the orphanage.
Interviewer: Hey JFK, what’s your favorite song by Jessie J?
JFK: I er ah Bang Bang.
Don't believe what your school bully tells you.
Always take it with a grain of assault.