Worst Jokes Ever
Why is rape, rape? Because she is too busy enjoying the moment to say yes.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome trying to beat Minecraft?
“A sped runner.”
What are Michael Jackson's pronouns?
He, he.
Good news, people! Michael Jackson is still alive. They found him hidden away in a goat pen with all the kids!
You are so skinny that the only difference between you and a leaf is color.
Is depression sadness or happiness? I call it a fun time.
Boy: Hey! I love you...
Girl: Eww, you are so ugly.
*boy sent a pic of his dic*
Girl: Beauty doesn't matter in love.
What’s the best part about having sex with 28 year olds?
There are 20 of them.
So we all know why 6 was afraid of 7, because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? It was in between 9/11.
I was sweating like Michael Jackson in a Chuck E. Cheese.
Therapist just mean the-rapist.
So I got my son a trampoline for Christmas this year, and he was so ungrateful, like he just sat there crying in his wheelchair. What has this world come to?
If she refuses to suck and threatens to bite, just knock her teeth out. Call it the “Bloody Gummer”.
You got a black cat.
He was bad luck.
Everyone left you and you committed suicide.
What a CATastrophe!
Here is a good joke: asking for consent before sex.
Americans don't like playing chess with Muslims; last time they did play, they ended up losing two towers.
Why are lesbians so bad at math? They can't multiply.
What’s the difference between a bank vault and you aunt's anus?
The owner of bank vaults don’t force you to penetrate it.
What do an Apple company and an orphanage have that are different?
Apples actually get picked... Unlike little Timmy here... He's been here for 16 years.
For dinner, this girl had noodles. The next day, she could not find her skinny sister. The mom said, "Your sister is dead!" sadly. The girl asked, "She was skinny, right?" The mom said yes. The sister laughed, "I ate her! That’s why the noodles were very skinny!"