Worst Jokes Ever
A priest and a nun are traveling across the desert on a camel, and when all of a sudden the camel dies. They’re in the middle of the desert with no hope of rescue when that night the priest thinks to himself that he can’t die a virgin. He looks over at the nun and pulls out his penis. The nun says, "Father, what is that?" He says, "This, sister, is the wand of life." The nun says, "Good, now go stick it in that camel's ass and let’s get the hell out of here!"
What's the difference between a baby and a sweet potato? About 140 calories.
Q. What walks through alleys and has a hole in it?
A. Batman's parents.
An orphan's first word would be "orphan keeper."
How did the Shaggy defense become successful for JD Vance?
He was not banging on the sofa. Rather, he was banging the sofa!
A guy is sitting at a bar when a drunk man walks up to him, calling his mom a whore. The guy just ignores it and stays in his spot drinking his beer. An hour goes by and the drunk man comes back saying, "Your mom is a whore!" The guy sitting looks around the bar, sees people staring and says, "Don't worry, everything is cool here," and shrugs it off. After a few more shots, the drunk man walks up a third time and says, "Your mom... is such... a whore!" The guy finally gets mad, throws his fist on the table and says, "You know what? Go home Dad!"
Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? - Everywhere.
Who is the man behind all lives matter?
Michael Jackson.
If things don't get better, the Christmas lights won't be the only thing hanging.
So the teacher goes up to you and says, "I'm going to call your parents." Me: "Good luck finding them."
Why can’t kids at an orphanage play hide and seek?
Because no one’s looking for them.
What do you call a suicide bomber under the water?
Answer: A bath bomb.
what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
a family photo.
Why is reverse cowgirl illegal in Alabama? Because you should never turn your back on family.
Why do Asians have squinty eyes?
Because atomic bombs are pretty damn bright.
Why do orphans wanna be a criminal?
So that they can be wanted.
Why did the fish cross the sea? To get to the other tide! 😂 😂 😂
Why are fish easy to measure?
Because they bring their own scales.
The difference between dark jokes and morbid is,
dark jokes are 10 babies in 1 trash can, and
morbid jokes are 1 baby in 10 trash cans.
A good dog name is Syndrome. That way when it tries attacking, you can yell, "Down, Syndrome!"