Worst Jokes Ever
Why do orphans eat water with their cereal? Because their father never came home with milk.
I recently learned that it's politically incorrect to talk about taking part in a school shooting.
Apparently the term "school photos" is more acceptable.
How come you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to be a fruit, when you’re already a vegetable.
How do you know if a Black woman is pregnant?
Stick a chicken wing up there.
A mirror and a beer bottle are arguing.
The beer bottle says: "If you break me, you get one year of bad luck."
The mirror scoffs: "Oh, that's nothing. You break me and you get 7 years of bad luck."
The condom overhears these arguments and walks off laughing.
What do Spider-Man and suicidal people have in common?
They both hang.
What do you call a gay T-Rex?
A tyranno-sore-ass!
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because the last one to have a dream got shot. (Martin Luther King joke)
My friend was in a crash, so when he got put in a wheelchair, people bullied him, so I told him to stand up for himself.
I told a diabetic boy to have sweet dreams, and he died the next morning.
What would an orphan priest call himself?
Father Les.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would just crash and burn.
What's Juice WRLD's favorite place to shop at?
Answer: Forever 21.
I just thought of the best invention ever: a vape dildo.
An attractive man and a blonde meet in an elevator.
"Where are you heading today?" the man asks.
"I'm going down to give blood."
"How much do you get paid for giving blood?"
"About $30."
"Wow," says the man, "I'm going up to donate sperm, and the sperm bank pays $100."
The woman, slightly annoyed, gets off the elevator. The next day, the man and woman meet in the elevator again.
"Fancy meeting you again. Where you off to today?"
"Sperm bank," she mumbles with her mouth full.
"Most Deadly Sport"
Playing chicken with a train!
So the other day, I saw a child in a wheelchair.
He was getting bullied a lot, so I came up and said, "Why don't you stand up to those bullies?"
Why does Batman’s mask only cover half of his face?
So the police can see that he’s white.
Do you guys know how to make a hoe in Minecraft?
You pick it up off the street.
What do you call an ex eating Taco Bell?
Explosion.