Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Why do orphans eat water with their cereal? Because their father never came home with milk.

I recently learned that it's politically incorrect to talk about taking part in a school shooting.

Apparently the term "school photos" is more acceptable.

How come you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?

It’s hard to be a fruit, when you’re already a vegetable.

A mirror and a beer bottle are arguing.

The beer bottle says: "If you break me, you get one year of bad luck."

The mirror scoffs: "Oh, that's nothing. You break me and you get 7 years of bad luck."

The condom overhears these arguments and walks off laughing.

Why do black people only have nightmares?

Because the last one to have a dream got shot. (Martin Luther King joke)

An attractive man and a blonde meet in an elevator.

"Where are you heading today?" the man asks.

"I'm going down to give blood."

"How much do you get paid for giving blood?"

"About $30."

"Wow," says the man, "I'm going up to donate sperm, and the sperm bank pays $100."

The woman, slightly annoyed, gets off the elevator. The next day, the man and woman meet in the elevator again.

"Fancy meeting you again. Where you off to today?"

"Sperm bank," she mumbles with her mouth full.

So the other day, I saw a child in a wheelchair.

He was getting bullied a lot, so I came up and said, "Why don't you stand up to those bullies?"

Why does Batman’s mask only cover half of his face?

So the police can see that he’s white.

Do you guys know how to make a hoe in Minecraft?

You pick it up off the street.