Worst Jokes Ever
You know what an emo gets for his birthday? A rope.
What is red and goes 200 miles per hour?
A baby in a blender.
Why didn't Logan Paul high five the Asian man? Because he loves to leave Asians hanging.
I heard that my crush got kicked in the balls and when I thought of it...
What part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have?
The sea.
If I'm ugly, why do you always look at me when I come in the door?
What do you call a united cow?
United Steaks.
Hey, I know this is a classic joke but I found it pretty funny!
"My name is 4, four like the number," my friend said. "What, was 1 2 3 taken?"
I can even with it but I was bored and decided to share this.
What is the difference between an orphan and Pikachu? Pikachu, I choose you!
What do you call a spaceman’s willy?
A Shuttlecock!
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head 'n Shoulders.
One dark stormy night when I was 8 years old, I woke up in the middle of the night busting to pee. Half asleep, I walked down the stairs and toward the bathroom and heard a strange whirring sound that sounded like a ghost. When I opened the door, I felt a strange cool breeze and the light came on automatically, and the ghostly sound stopped. Terrified, I did what I had to and went back to bed.
The next 3 nights, the same thing happened, and finally, I decided I had to tell my mom no matter how hard to believe it sounded. The next night I woke up, I went into my parents' room and woke my mom up and said, "You have to come with me and see this, it's really important." Half asleep, she murmured, "Oh, what is it? Can't it wait until the morning?" I pleaded, "No, you have to come see, our bathroom is haunted by a ghost. When I go in the middle of the night, I can hear a ghost sound. Then when I open the door, I feel the cold as it swoops through me, and the light comes on automatically." She yawned and said, "Oh, so that's who's been peeing in the refrigerator."
What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes?
Sneakers.
Where does the orphan go when he's done with school? To the cemetery.
I was going to tell my dad a joke, but he still hasn't come back with the milk yet.
My dad is so good at instruments, he said he loves to finger "a minor."
What did the orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get into the Batmobile, Robin."
What do you call an apple that fell out of the tree?
An orphan.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.
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