Worst Jokes Ever
Why are there no pharmacies in Africa?
Because you can’t take medicine on an empty stomach.
Ever tried African food?
Neither have they.
Yo mama so fat, when she bought a fur coat, she made a whole species extinct.
It’s ok to yell “Kobe” after missing a shot, he didn’t make it either.
I got a part in a movie called "Cocaine." I only have one line.
My friend was in a crash, so when he got put in a wheelchair, people bullied him, so I told him to stand up for himself.
I told my friend that we should dress up as P. Diddy and Drake for Halloween and ask parents if their kid wants to come over for a sleepover.
Why do you call a fat midget?
Jiggly Puff.
What does an orphan and a military man not have in common? Neither gets to go back home.
What was Hitler’s favorite sex position?
Sixty nein.
How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?
AIDS.
A mirror and a beer bottle are arguing.
The beer bottle says: "If you break me, you get one year of bad luck."
The mirror scoffs: "Oh, that's nothing. You break me and you get 7 years of bad luck."
The condom overhears these arguments and walks off laughing.
"I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now."
Some guy called me a tool. So I got hammered and nailed his girlfriend. Guess he was right.
Why do orphans eat water with their cereal? Because their father never came home with milk.
Pornhub suggesting me MILF on Mother's Day...
Yo mama's so stupid, she took a Covid test and got an F.
Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don’t like fast food.
How come you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to be a fruit, when you’re already a vegetable.
What do you call a gay T-Rex?
A tyranno-sore-ass!