Worst Jokes Ever
Even if orphans fail their exams, I'm sure their parents wouldn't...
Oh wait...
Me testing if there is fall damage in real life (falls off of a cliff, uses water bucket trick) dies.
What is the difference between an orphan and a mailman?
The mailman goes home at the end of the day.
How many orphans does it take to repair a house? None, they don't have one.
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Some get it, and some don't.
One more 360 noscope for my montage.
Why did the emo person cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE Haha.
Taking you to go grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
Yo mama so fat, that when she fell I didn’t laugh, but damn that sidewalk cracked up. 👋
Why are Germans so good at cleaning?
They have experience in ethnic cleansing.
Last night I had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn't reel!
What do the Mafia and pussies have in common?
One slip of the tongue, and you’re in deep shit.
Why can't Heaven and Hell ever be one 2nd paradise?
Heaven always has 5-star reviews.
Why do orphans like to be robbers in cops and robbers?
So they will be wanted.
Depression :)
I awoke after being raped and was shocked to find my fingers were broken. It was hard to grasp.
Me :D
You know how there were like... two towers. I had so much fun playing Jenga in those planes! I WON!!!!!
What’s the best form of contraception?
Being a soccer fan.
Call me Willma, Will ma balls fit in ya mouth?