Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Why would Tommy kill Philza's wife just to make Phil believe she didn't exist?

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Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year? Because they don’t have a Mother’s and Father’s Day.

I found a rock at the park. I threw it at some orphans.

What would they do? Go to their family?

Person: You're so ugly.

Me: You ugly.

Person: I'm not a mirror.

Me: And I'm not your reflection.

Why did the baker give the shopper a butt? Because she asked for a butt!

Hi, I love you. You know I do. What a good night of a good time and time to go, oooo!

Yesterday I bought my daughter a cat, but accidentally hit her with the car today. I have no idea what to do with the cat now.

A man wakes up in the hospital and says, "Doctor! Doctor! I can't feel my legs!"

"Of course," the doctor says. "I amputated your arms."

Technoblade: I'm the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans.

Quackity: What is the first thing to ever happen to the orphans???

Technoblade: Quackity..... they're orphans.

(Disclaimer: not funny xD)

Conspiracy Theorists: Technoblade is still alive!

Me: Pigs live between 15 and 20 years!

Fans: 😭😭😭

What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit?

A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.

When I went to heaven, I saw Steven Hawking standing there. I asked why he isn’t in heaven yet. He said there are stairs.