Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

What happens if the dumbest person from Europe goes to the US?

The average IQ increases in both places.

How did Billy find out he was in a minefield?

He saw his dad's corpse holding a jug of milk.

It was pornography class, and there was a break.

Two adults were "having a good time" till the teacher says...

Teacher: Hey! SAY ALL THE NUMBERS TO 10,000 NOW!

Adult 1: How about I say my ABC's?

Teacher: Go ahead, I guess...

Adult 1: A B C E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Teacher: Where's the D?

Adult 2: Inside me...

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    • Once upon a time, fraternal twins, brother and sister, with almost 100% equal DNA were separated at birth. At the age of 42, they were married, had 2 sons and 2 daughters. They took an ancestryDNA test, and the results were scientifically sexually shocking.

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    • What's the difference between Derek Boogaard and Kurt Cobain? Nothing, they were both fucked in the brain when they died.

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    • A computer is like a living organism. Its charger is its life support. If you "pull the plug," you are letting it slowly die.

    Once my girlfriend asked me to give her lipstick, and I accidentally gave her the glue stick.

    She won't talk to me anymore.

    Wanna know something the orphan could never do?

    Wish anyone a happy Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.

    Why are orphans so bad at baseball?

    Because they don't know what a home base is.

    I think my dad's gay because he goes out with his mates to get milk but never returns.

    Jamal: Dads CAN grow on trees, Joseph.

    Joseph: No, they don't.

    Jamal: Yes, they do. I've seen it.

    Joseph: ... that's not what you thought it was.

    Suicidal thoughts aren’t nice, but nor is life. So why not get them both done and over with?

    Did you know an eraser on a pencil slowly dies from your mistakes?

    And did you know you're actually supposed to live for 25 minutes, but every time you breathe, it resets time?