Worst Jokes Ever
Sonic says, "Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
Why do orphans read BL or GL?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.
Why was Stephen Hawking always like this đź« ?
Because he didn’t have emojis on his computer.
Open wide, here comes the airplane!
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is literally just a scoreboard.
Who's Lil John?
What's another place orphans can't work at besides SC Johnson?
The Home Depot.
Me: I am the second worst thing that happened to these orphans.
Friend: What was the first?
Me: They- they weren't always orphans.
Friend: O-O
What's better, a woman or a man?
Neither, for I am WHITE.
Billy: Dad, I was shot by a sniper!
Dad: Uh...
*hides his rifle*
This is our motto- "Never fear orphans! You are even more special than diamonds."
Orphan club for ppl who stand up for orphans!
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
What did one mouse say to the other mouse when it tried to steal the cheese?
"That's nacho cheese!"
Ima start callin' these hoes roosters, 'cause any cock-a-do.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
A cow with no front legs walking around?
Beef stroganoff.
I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single.
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
"Never going to give you up." That's not what the orphan's parents said.
Tell me a joke about sodium.
Na.
OK, OK, eat your shirt.