Worst Jokes Ever
I made Google Earth for orphan kids.
Sadly, it does not show where home is.
When you step on the scales, it says "to be confined."
Why would Tommy kill Philza's wife just to make Phil believe she didn't exist?
LIKE AND SUB IF YOU LI/j
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year? Because they don’t have a Mother’s and Father’s Day.
I found a rock at the park. I threw it at some orphans.
What would they do? Go to their family?
Person: You're so ugly.
Me: You ugly.
Person: I'm not a mirror.
Me: And I'm not your reflection.
We are all just suicidal kids telling other kids not to do it.
Why did the baker give the shopper a butt? Because she asked for a butt!
Hi, I love you. You know I do. What a good night of a good time and time to go, oooo!
Andrew drew a picture of Andrew.
Where do cows go for entertainment?
The MOOOOvie theater.
Sheep want to wool the world :)
Why are elephants 🐘 so responsible?
Because they keep their belongings in the trunk.
Yesterday I bought my daughter a cat, but accidentally hit her with the car today. I have no idea what to do with the cat now.
A man wakes up in the hospital and says, "Doctor! Doctor! I can't feel my legs!"
"Of course," the doctor says. "I amputated your arms."
What is an orphan's favorite game on Roblox?
Adopt Me...
Technoblade: I'm the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans.
Quackity: What is the first thing to ever happen to the orphans???
Technoblade: Quackity..... they're orphans.
(Disclaimer: not funny xD)
Conspiracy Theorists: Technoblade is still alive!
Me: Pigs live between 15 and 20 years!
Fans: 😭😭😭
What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit?
A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.
When I went to heaven, I saw Steven Hawking standing there. I asked why he isn’t in heaven yet. He said there are stairs.