Worst Jokes Ever
Why are Asian's dicks too small?
So they can reset the calculator.
"Proud Boys," more like insecure little bitches!
You know, having an uncle is a good thing sometimes! I get a pair of shoes every week. He says it’s my reward for playing the tickle game with him in his damp and dark basement. It hurts sometimes. But hey, new shoes!
Q: Why are most Americans bad at chess?
A: Because they lost their Twin Towers.
What is an Emo's favorite hobby?
Hanging in.
How do blind kids get punished?
By moving the furniture around the house.
If you're here for a cheap laugh about suicide, I'll give you some real killer jokes!
Do you know Biden?
Biden on these nuts.
What animal can jump the highest? The emo kids.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
Do you know why 10 was scared? Because he was between 9/11.
Imagine if Joe Biden was elected for a second term.
He would be the first president to be assassinated by a slick bathtub.
I used to work at a T-shirt factory before the company folded.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 7 seconds.
I had to go to my friend's house.
I went in her basement and I saw taped mouths that are KIDS in the basement... Is my friend OK???
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have a home screen.
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
(If you see this joke with a blue "S" that's also me. I just have an acc now.)
Why do risky people have cats?
So they have 10 lives with them.
What's the difference between parents and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back from the store with milk.
Roses are red, violets are blue, gum makes me beautiful, but what happened to you?
Why wasn’t the orphan able to finish his cereal?
His parents never brought back the milk.