Worst Jokes Ever
Why couldn’t the orphan find home?
Didn’t have eyes.
I hate when my class want to play hangman. Not because they hang a man, but because I get jealous.
Riddles not jokes.
What has 4 legs but cannot walk?
What has bark but no bite?
There's a one-story house in which everything is orange. Orange walls, orange doors, orange furniture. What color are the stairs?
What has holes but can carry water?
What is in front of you, but cannot be seen?
What is something you have inside you that is pink, but cannot be seen?
What can you catch but not throw?
And last one:
What can rule, but not command?
Tell me the answers in the comments.
Like 90% of this was from this link: https://parade.com/947956/parade/riddles/
One more thing: Don't google it or search it up, use your brain to answer these.
Ur mom fat lol.
What is it about a beard and glasses that children find so sexy?
What do you describe Titanic as?
... Broken...
Man: Can you be my girlfriend?
Woman: I'm lesbian, sorry.
Man: Oh, here's your rope.
What's a horse's favorite football player? NEIGH-mar!
I made an orphan website. It does not have a home page.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the people at the old folks home?
They both collapsed.
What happens to Mary Poppins when the wind dies down?
*Mary Poppins seen falling in background*
Why do girls wear classic rock T-shirts? Because they are stupid little bitches who need to grow some fashion sense because wearing old shit doesn't make you unique.
My friend told me to make more friends, so I joined a suicide cult.
I’ll be hanging with them for a while.
What do you get when you cross breed a bear with a retarded person?
A feminist (a hairy and brainless beast).
Recently I visited a restaurant in Crotone. When I was done eating, I told the waitress I was “Penaldo” with my food. She instantly knew that I was finished with my food.
What do you call a blind person on a date? A blind date.
My sister thinks she's so smart. She said only an onion can make you cry, so I brought the belt out, and she started crying.
What do you say to make a redhead mad?
Anything.
My depressed body would look great hanging from a tree...
What kind of dogs do miners like best?
Golden retrievers, haha, get it?