Worst Jokes Ever

Why can you bully orphans?

What are they gonna do, tell their parents? Oh wait, they got no parents.

What flour do orphans use whilst making cakes? Self-raising.

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they don’t have a home to run to.

What did the police say on the TV during 9/11?

"Call 911!"

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He wanted to be like a ghost, and I have any feeheet.

Me: I will f**k ur mom.

Orphan: I don't have one.

Me: ......

Jesus saved me from eternal fate, but I didn't want to get saved. I was about to fight Satan on Final Destination before facing and kicking God's ass.

I pray to a dead human I hope to be reunited with.

Jesus, that's sick.

I know your hairline's pretty bent, but your gender's on a different level.

What do an orphan and an apple not have in common?

The apple actually gets picked.

Why can't orphans be gay?

'Cause they can't call anyone "Daddy."

I like orphan boys, no homo.

Your hairline goes so far back even Dwayne Johnson refused to sit there.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

Nothing, because fish can't talk.

I went to a seafood disco last week and pulled a muscle.

Why was Stephen Hawking always like this 🫠?

Because he didn’t have emojis on his computer.

If you're mad, go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their mom?

Kid: Knock, knock.

Orphan: Who’s there?

Kid: Not your parents.

I like abusing orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Sydney has a fat pair of spammy flaps that smell of fish 🎣.