Worst Jokes Ever
Jimmy watched in horror as Alex told the suicidal man to do a flip.
I saw a kid crying, so I asked them, "Where are your parents?" Then she cried harder, so I left the orphanage.
What is the best shield to use during a battle? The emo kid.
Q: Why did the emo kid get jealous on Xmas?
A: He saw the ornaments hanging.
Yo mama's so ugly even cartoon cat eyes got little.
HAIKU JOKE:
Helen Keller could Fuck a blind man so hard that she Ends up with his child.
What’s an orphan’s favorite movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
What is an orphan’s least favorite movie?
"Spider-Man," because it told them there was no way home.
The "f" in orphan stands for family.
Except there is no "f."
What is an orphan's favorite naval film?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Want to know what I do in my freetime?
Punch an orphan, cuz what are they going to do, tell their mom?
What can a gay man not be, but a heterosexual female that is a whore can be if a heterosexual male gives her enough money? 💸
cock teaser
If I fall in love with my depression, maybe it'll leave me too.
(Took this from my other account @Toby :) btw)
What do you call an orphan’s picture?
A family photo.
What can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some are still in the air.
What's the difference between an orphan and Stuart Little?
Stuart Little got chosen!
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?
Nothing. They are both just memories.
Why don’t you get a book about how to commit suicide?
Because you won’t bring it back afterwards.
I used to be a man trapped in a woman’s body. But then I was born.
Does anyone know what's going on with all the creeps that joined and restart your school laptop to get everything unblocked?