Worst Jokes Ever
So I got my son a trampoline for Christmas this year, and he was so ungrateful, like he just sat there crying in his wheelchair. What has this world come to?
What do ya call a legless prostitute in a strawberry field?
A jammy cunt.
What time is it when a nurse's here?
It's nurse-thirty.
Are you a banana...
because I find you a-peeling!
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have pockets. I’m
If you take a shot, a paper wad, in the trashcan, and call "Kobe!" but miss, it's still a Kobe.
So in class, they were learning about where food comes from:
Teacher: So kids, where does bacon come from?
Student: PIGS!
Teacher: Correct. Where does mutton come from?
Student: SHEEP!
Teacher: And finally, here’s your homework.
Student: IK where that comes from!
A FAT COW! 😂😂
Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
They wanted somebody to call "daddy."
Why did you always see Michael Jackson wearing two white gloves?
Because masturbation is against Michael Jackson's religious beliefs.
How do you fix a broken pizza? With tomato paste.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD
Why did Michael Jackson go to the movies? He saw there was minor nudity.
My uncle was a priest.
He had a two-inch penis, but when it was in my ass, it felt like a torpedo.
Americans don't like playing chess with Muslims; last time they did play, they ended up losing two towers.
Where do astronauts 👩🚀 keep their sandwiches 🥪?
In their launch box! 🚀📦😂
For an orphan, any bag of chips is family size.
Why did Spider-Man decide to buy a laptop?
So that he could design his own “website.”
Why did the koala climb the tree?
To get to the other branch. :)
He made it, don't worry!
Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea. (Fantasy)
Only if onions were emo, they'd cut themselves.