Worst Jokes Ever
Why do orphans eat an ice cream cone?? They can't afford a family pack.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite beverage? Milk.
Never say to an orphan, "Bye buddy, hope you find your dad!"
Why do orphans live in an orphanage?
Answer: Because they are wanted there.
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Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because they hate how he cares about family.
You get paper cuts on each eye and walk off a cliff.
Why are orphans so famous for their jokes?
Because everyone says go big or go home!
A woman is in the hospital giving birth. The doctor comes up to her afterwards.
Dr: "I'm sorry, I have good news and bad news."
Woman: "What's the bad news?"
Dr: "Your baby is Ginger!"
Woman: "Ok, so what's the good news?"
Dr: "It's dead!"
What did Sally do when she got home?
Cry because she has no arms.
Dad: Ok kids, this selfie will just be me! *screen cracks*
Why is rape, rape? Because she is too busy enjoying the moment to say yes.
You are so skinny that the only difference between you and a leaf is color.
Good news, people! Michael Jackson is still alive. They found him hidden away in a goat pen with all the kids!
What are Michael Jackson's pronouns?
He, he.
Is depression sadness or happiness? I call it a fun time.
So we all know why 6 was afraid of 7, because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? It was in between 9/11.
What’s the best part about having sex with 28 year olds?
There are 20 of them.
I was sweating like Michael Jackson in a Chuck E. Cheese.
Therapist just mean the-rapist.