Worst Jokes Ever
Why can’t the baby cross the road?
Walls.
What do you call a fly without wings? Dead.
Man: Hey Siri!
Siri: Yes?
Man: I'm desperate, will you marry me?
Siri: Uh...
*phone literally explodes*
Why do orphans hate school? Because of homework.
Why can't orphans smoke?
They don't have parents ._.
You can hit an orphan, because who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
When Knife tells Annoying Orange, "I'm trying something new," Annoying Orange said, "Oh no, are you having a midknife crisis?" and then Annoying Orange laughs.
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan?
Because it has no home button.
I read to deaf kids in my spare time.
What’s a witch’s favorite makeup?
Ma-SCARE-a!
Q: What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
A: One of them gets picked.
Please don't get mad, it's a joke.
What's the difference between a bullet and a police officer? At least when a bullet kills someone, it's fired.
Why did the baker's hands smell of shit?
He kneaded a turd.
Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Q: Why did the orphan buy an iPhone X?
A: Because it has no home button.
Friend: You're adopted.
Orphan: At least I was chosen!
Friend: At least I was kept.
"Balls in Jack, Jack has balls in his mouth."
Why can’t orphans work at SC Johnson?
Because it’s a family company.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
What did one orphan say to the other?
Quick, Robin! To the Batmobile!