Worst Jokes Ever
Villager: KNOCK KNOCK
Steve: Who's there?
Villager: I'm not talking anymore.
Steve: I'm not talking anymore who?
What was wrong with Stephen Hawking? His legs.
What does Mars like to eat?
A Mars bar!
Incest.
When your genealogy chart is a straight line.
Hey, dude man. I'm a dude man.
WOW! I CAN SEE THE TWIN TOWERS FROM HERE.
Why were the Twin Towers mad during 9/11?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead got plane.
How do butts start a conversation?
"Let's cut to the chase!"
What do you call an idiot who walks on the road when cars are coming?
Fresh roadkill.
An orphan can never get a call home from school because they don’t have a home to call.
Did you know there was food on the plane that caused 9/11?
It was the bomb.
I broke up with my ex girlfriend. Here's her number.
Sike, that's the wrong number!
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What's the difference between my imaginary friend and God?
None.
They're both imaginary.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair playing soccer?
Rocket League!
(Ali A Intro)
I like men.
Wanna smash?
Suck my balls.
I'm in class as I'm posting this ass joke.
This joke sucks terribly.
Honestly just like and leave.
Add me on discord.
IceyTrae#2230
Lebron>MJ
Why are the jokes fat? Because you made it.
Donald Trump is so stupid his fanboys dislike this.
Like if you are a simp.
Why did I kill?
Because I'm dumb.
One time a kid came to the hospital and said, "I really need help." The kid said he was really hot, so they put an ice cold towel on him.
Then the doctor asked him if he had any problems, and he said, "Yes, I am really hot." The doctor realized that he looked fine, so he said, "Are you sure? You look amazing." And the kid said that he meant to say, "I look hot!"
Hey girl, are you an orphan?
Oh, that’s right, I’m your daddy.