Worst Jokes Ever
What's America's no. 1 class?
Target practice.
What do you call the woman that fucked sooooooo many hunks to have the condom break and a failure to be born? Ur Mum.
I'll give you 20 dollars if you let me cum in you.
How do you know when Kobe Bryant is famous?
His face was chiseled in a mountain.
If Stephen Hawking gets a heart attack, where do you go, the hospital or Curry's PC World?
Why is the cheetah so fast?
Because it can't walk slow.
Why can’t orphans ride bikes?
Because they don’t have parent supervision.
Why was the cow afraid?
Because he was a cow-herd!
Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp?
He bought a warehouse.
I love my dog!
What time do you call me tomorrow?
I love you.
You know how we all have different sides? Well, I have a suicidal side. (Here a bang in the next room.) Oh well, not anymore :)
Jack and Jill went up the hill, had some fun, now they have 4 babies.
"Brown bear, brown bear, what do you see?" I see a blind man looking at me.
"Blind man, blind man, what do you see?"
Oh sorry, I forgot you can't see.
How many redheads does it take to change a lightbulb?
One! She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
I wish my grass was edgy...
then it would cut itself...
Yo mama so poor, she chased a garbage truck with a shopping list.
Rape jokes are not funny.
Look at my name by the way😁.
The best part about having autism is being able to make jokes about genociding autistic people and no one can say a damn thing.