Worst Jokes Ever

Beatles

Are cool.

What do you call a mix of nuts, bolts, and my ex?

A roTHOT.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

Hey guys, it's cake time!

How's your day going?

Shut up, I didn't ask.

Use code tiko#teamfish

COBRA GRINDSET OF THE DAY: Depression isn't real. You feel sad, you move on.

You will always be depressed if your life is depressing. Change it, bitch!

Little Johnny stooped down to lick my balls and deep dick my throbbing knob.

What do you call a banana that can dance?

CHUPAPIMUNYANYO BUISNESS [sic]

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

My I.

May I who?

May I put this pussy on your mouth?

Your mum was so poor that she went to rob the bank, but she left because she couldn't find the cameras. She left her son, and the security [girl] gave him the camera.

I had a dad.

Duck!!

Where??

Ayo imagine having a chocolate fountain, but instead it cost a billion dollars a gallon and you have a hundred thousands, that number will never equate to how many porno magazines and alcoholic beverages and malty liquors stolen from my brother's bedroom as a desperate attempt at being edgy. Ayo, maybe instead of the future cars being powered by petroleum oil and gas, but with hot chocolate.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Milk man.

Milkman who?

Milk poooooooooooooooop peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep man!

What do you call a black person?

Black.

Only Dick Rapeboat got is his rhyming dictionary.

Why do people say "cheese" in a camera?

Because they were using the computer.

Humans. We are the joke. Retards.

Q: Sex is great, only your mate can sometimes be a little nuts!

(I am still a single young virgin.)

Q: What is the hardest part of a cabbage?

A: Wheelchair.