Worst Jokes Ever
A Souls fan raped me. He said, "Try finger, but hole."
What’s the difference between a bank vault and you aunt's anus?
The owner of bank vaults don’t force you to penetrate it.
Why are lesbians so bad at math? They can't multiply.
So I’m riding in the car with my dad and all of a sudden I smell something rank without warning.
My dad starts laughing at me.
Dad: “Son! That must have been an orphan fart! You know why?”
Me: “Why dad?”
Dad: “Because it ain’t got no pop!”
One time I went to high-five someone. I've been left hanging ever since.
What’s the difference between a robber and an orphan?
One is wanted.
I see a kid crying in the park, right? So I go up to him and say, "Hey, where are your parents?" and he says, "Well, my dad left to get the milk and never came back, and my mother died in a plane crash in the Bermuda Triangle."
What do Priests and School shooters have in common?
They both blast little kids in the face.
Everybody is mad because that guy from Alberta punched a girl in a wheelchair.
I think he was upset because he found out his sister was cheating on him.
What is Jesus' favorite sport? CrossFit.
Your forehead is so big you could have put an H for Kobe to land on.
Hey, y'all, I just wanna say thanks to Gwen on here. She writes jokes, and she got me through a lot xx.
Your mama is so ugly even Dora can't explore her.
What do kids play when they can't play with a phone?
Bored games.
What’s the difference between an epileptic corn shucker and a prostitute with diarrhea?
The epileptic corn shucker “shucks between fits”...
I once dated a math teacher. It turned out she was nothing but problems.
Knock knock?
Who's there?
Not Sally, she doesn’t have any arms.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She doesn’t have any arms.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus.
Why were the cherries 🍒 crying?
Because their parents were in a jam.
What is a monkey’s 🐒 favorite dance move?
The banana 🍌 split.
What did the sweet potato say to the potato when he was told to hurry?
I yam.