Worst Jokes Ever
Turn the comments into a kindergarten fight.
I can't wait to have 2020 in my hindsight.
Why is Sonic so fat? He eats too many chili dogs.
What do you call a bad bitch? You call them stupid bitches.
What does a rain cloud wear under her dress?
Thunderwear.
What always roars, but cannot talk? What always moves, but cannot walk?
A waterfall.
I like my COVID like I like my women: 19 and easy to spread.
What did the 19-year-old say to the 12-year-old?
Wanna play Mario Smash Bros without Mario or his bros?
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When they were going around giving out brains and you thought they were saying "train," so you said, "No thanks, I’ll take the next one!" 🤣
Hey guys, it's an alien!
One man said, "Do you need 20 bucks?"
The other said, "Do you have that many?"
What do you call a Vietnamese antivirus scanner?
An-Thi-cho-rho-na.
What's the difference between a midget and a tall person? Only one of them can ride the rides.
Hey, look, it's that "TRAINS gender" guy. He says, "I like trains." Uh oh!
Orphans have no parents.
How do you have sex? You take off your clothes and shove your dick in the girl's pussy. If girl suck his dick.
The Romans conquered Africa, they conquered Europe, they conquered Britain, then they stopped. They probably ran out of conkers.
Yo mama sooooooo fucking fat, when she takes a step, she needs a 5-min break.
Bick: Jesus isn't real.
Ron: Yes, He is.
Bick: Prove it, bitch.
Ron: Cussing is a sin. Open the curtains.
Bick: Wh-?
Ron: JUST DO IT, DAMMIT!
The sunlight shone through the window, landing on Ron and Bick. Both of them died and went to hell.
Ron: Fuck you, Jesus.
Bick: Told you Jesus was real.
Satan: Get to work, slaves.
Moral of the story: Stay off the marijuana.