Worst Jokes Ever
How do you stop a MeToo feminazi from telling the world about being raped? Easy: just rape her mouth shut.
Where does an orphan come from?
Daddy getting milk.
I am Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are HeHee.
I'm a rapist.
Down syndrome kid: Stop being greedy with the Legos! Me: Stop being greedy with the chromosomes!
What do you do if you see someone raping your girlfriend? Help out. There is no way she can fight both of you. Then, find the poor man a lawyer.
Why are frogs good at basketball?
Because they always make jump shots.
What is the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani primary school?
I don't know... I just fly the drone.
Where does Spider-Man keep his pictures?
On a website.
What do sheep wear to the beach?
A baa-kini.
Why did Helen Keller’s boyfriend have wax on his finger? Because he was whispering sweet nothings into her ear!
What's the best thing about Alzheimer's? You can hide your own Easter eggs!!
Little Johnny was staying at his grandparents' house, and he asked his grandpa, "Can I have a cigarette?" His grandpa said, "Well, can your dick touch your asshole?" He said, "No." "Then that's your answer." A little bit later, Little Johnny asked for a beer. His grandpa said, "Well, can your dick touch your asshole?" He said, "I already said no." "Well, that's your answer." Later, he was complaining to his grandma, and she gave him cookies. His grandpa came up to him and said, "Can I have a cookie?" Little Johnny said, "Well, can your dick touch your asshole?" His grandpa said, "Well, yes, it can." And Little Johnny said, "Well, go fuck yourself, old man, because these are my cookies."
Why don't feminists like to eat hotdogs? Because they remind them of men's dicks.
Jonny went to school one day, and later that day his dad got a call saying he needed to pick up his son because he had had sex with a teacher. When Jonny got home, his dad was so happy he went out to the store and bought him a bike. When they bought the bike, Jonny was offered to ride the bike, but he declined it and replied, "My butt still hurts."
Why do so many people get charged with rape? Because they are too stupid to finish her off and bury the body.
The new pandemic is feminism and all kinds of democratic thinking. COVID is a joke compared to these nasty ass diseases.
If you had the strength of an ant, you could lift the pyramid of Giza.
(Ants can lift items 20x their weight.)
What do you call a group of transgender women? Ex-Men.
People say that they can read people's faces; then how come nobody sees me breaking inside?