Worst Jokes Ever

Orphans smell like Grandma cunt.

9/11 was pretty great to me, it's just hilarious to watch people lose at Jenga.

Why couldn't an orphan use a fighter jet?

Because he couldn't use the homing missiles.

What did the mustard say to the ketchup? "Quit running so fast, let me ketchup to you."

Rubbing everywhere but not the clit and asking, "Do you like that?"

(dude wtf)

Why did Texas freeze to death? Because they're retarded.

You have more chins than a Hong Kong telephone book!

Your mama can't walk up the stairs because she eats too much chips.

Are you gay? Yeah, because I loved you.

What do you say when your pet pig gets lost?

This is a pig problem!

Why did the rapper become a chef?

Because he was good at SERVING RHYMES.

Why did the rapper bring a clock to the stage?

To keep track of his rhyme time.

Why did the rapper wear sunglasses?

To SHADE the HATERS!

It's illegal to go onto someone's property, demand money that they might not have while wearing all black, and threaten horrible things if they don't pay.

But when the IRS does it, it's perfectly fine. HMMMMM . . .

I'm just a prom night dumpster baby I got no mam or dad. Prom night dumpster baby My story isn't long, but boy, it's awfully sad. Although I came from a hole (Although I came from a hole) I'm singin' right from the soul (I'm singin' right from the soul)

My fanny needs a blanket And somebody to spank it I miss my mam But she's at the prom So I'm prom night dumpster baby Prom night dumpster baby

And I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll) I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll) I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll) Hahaha, I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll)

I wish we were all aborted. <3

My dad went to go get milk.

Me and my twin when we share a pizza: there can be only one!

Hi, I'm Claire. I am new to this website. I have been seeing these "Legends," and I've been tracking one specifically, watersharky. I have questions about him. Is he nice, protective, single? If anyone has any more information about him, please tell me.

Kaas.