Worst Jokes Ever
Think of your favorite singer. Now, go ask someone what is your favorite singer. My favorite singer is Halsey, BTS. Now think about your least fave, mine is Oil London 😵. This is my home now.
1. What rhymes with "oil"? Put it in da chat. Bye weird people!
Up your pp with a piece of crap!
What does a polite mouse say?
"Cheese and thank you."
What sport are Mexicans the best at?
Cross country.
*Enter password*
"ScoobyDoo"
"Password must contain special character."
"ScoobyDooFeaturingBatman"
If you're bored, pull a Technoblade, bully orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Yo mama so stupid, she told the police a kid raped her.
Why don't you see gay people in wheelchairs?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
What do you call a guy on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
So my son came up to me and said, "Hey, Dad, I’m hungry." So I replied "Hi, Hungry, I’m Dad."
And then I feed him my dick.
"Bitch, I’m a cow, bitchhhhh."
Whoever invented religions, they fucked up.
We got all kinds of retarded adults believing in mythologies.
Why shouldn't you say "I hate you" to your parents?
Ask an orphan.
People, when your lover cheats on you, do this!
1. Start a conversation. 2. Say, "What's that smell?" 3. They will smell around. 4. Say, "OMG, it's a b****," and walk away and ignore them.
I could never date a midget.
We would never see eye to eye.
What's an orphan's least favorite theme song? The Barney theme song.
I wish I had emo nails,
So they could cut themselves.
I went to a depressed person and said, "Do you wanna hang with me?"
You should always be happy about family and love.
A teacher says, "What comes before 47?" Quiet kid: "AK!"