Worst Jokes Ever
Don't say you want to eat out a five-year-old's pussy, because I have already shoved a glass dildo in her tight ass pussy, UwU.
What's the difference between Santa Claus and Jews?
Santa Claus gets to leave the chimney alive.
Son: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I’m blind.
Mom: Exactly.
What do you call a Muslim in America being pursued by a perv?
Alien vs. Predator.
Why did the Asian parents have an Asian baby?
Two wongs don't make a white.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What does a Chinese guy say to the love of his life?
"You're the ying to my yang!"
What animal always breaks the law? A cheetah.
Me and bro talking about direct objects at 1 a.m. because we don’t know English.
Mom: Go clean your room, Little Johnny.
Little Johnny: No, it’s my room.
Mom: Well, it’s my house.
Little Johnny: Then go clean it.
Mom: Go to school!
At school:
Teacher: Hi, Little Johnny. You’re late.
Little Johnny: Watch because my son of a bitch mom told me to clean her room. I told her no, it’s my room, and then she said, 'Well, it’s my house.' Then I said, 'Go clean it,' and then she told me to go to school.
Teacher: Johnny, go to the principal’s office! You just came into school and now you're causing trouble. Go!
How do asses communicate?
Through booty calls!
Why do Catholic priests make the best cocksuckers for gay and bisexual men that are members of the Catholic Church?
Because there are glory holes inside of the confessional booths.
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👨 👨 What does the initials GOP stand for?
👬 Gay man On Penis.
Say "urine egger" five times fast.
Yo momma's so fat, she doesn't know how to play bacon.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You'll suck my dick 'cause I'm stronger than you.
A Middle Eastern man comes to the states to do a stand up show. He starts by saying “2 Jews walk into a bar, NOT IN MY COUNTRY!”
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
"How do celebrities stay cool?"
"They have many fans!"
What did Stephen Hawking say when trying to talk to a reporter? Beep boop beep beep boop.