Worst Jokes Ever
A girl asked her mom, "Why is my name Walmart?"
Her dad replied and said, "Because that’s where you were made."
Roses are red, violets are blue, poetry is gay, and so are you.
Why did Dad say no to the pool? Because he can't swim.
What bees make milk?
Boob bees.
What does a cheetah like to eat? Fast food, lol!
Is your dad a magician?
Because he magically disappeared.
So my ex, who wouldn't leave me alone because she thought I was the best person in the world even though Will has a better haircut than me, but anyway, when we broke up she said I was the worst person she ever met, and I told her she looks like a cross between a beaver and a mole rat.
Then I told her she has the Wendy's logo haircut and then some other things I'm not gonna say. 2 years of bullshit, I was done.
Anyways, she cried lol.
What does NASA stand for? 🍝🧇🍝🧇🍝
I like cats.
"Others, Morris, Sal, Sal, Rasuba Marid, Things!"
My son is broken: "I think at home!"
Happiness!
Why was the mountain in love with the volcano?
Because the volcano was hot!
What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick up a dead baby's ass.
Hi, I have a question for you.
Did you know that reading this is wasting your time?
Yeah, sorry xD
You're so skinny, if you take a bath you look like you're in an ocean. 🛀🏊♂️
Dora, where do we go next?
Kids at home: Area 51.
Meanwhile,
Dora: Let’s go deliver the evidence to President Biden.
1 day later,
Dora: WE DID IT, HOORAY!
What hates socialism but still uses roads, police, and says they support the military?
Dumb right wingers.
So you decide one day to ask your son if he wants to f**k, do you do it for 3 hours, then you realize how will I explain another pregnancy to my sterile husband?
Teacher, what do you call sex making out with a C.I.W.?
What is a doe called with no legs?
•" No legged deer."
What do you call a deer with no ears?
•" No eared deer."
What do you call a deer with no eye?
•" No eye deer."
XDDDDDD
How to run from Iran?
Iran away!