Worst Jokes Ever
Tiktoker: I will kill anyone who pours milk before cereal.
Depressed kid tiktok reply: *pours milk before cereal, pours cereal then takes a bite* I'll wait.
How do you surprise a blind man? Put a plunger in the toilet.
Your hairline sucks; even Harry Potter could not put it under a spell to turn it back to order.
A kid told me to go get a dad, so I punched the kid. He went to tell his parents. Oh wait, he can't, 'cause he's an orphan, and orphans have no parents.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, All the worse jokes come from you.
Q: Why did the emo kid get jealous on Xmas?
A: He saw the ornaments hanging.
The "f" in orphan stands for family.
Except there is no "f."
What is an orphan's favorite naval film?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Want to know what I do in my freetime?
Punch an orphan, cuz what are they going to do, tell their mom?
HAIKU JOKE:
Helen Keller could Fuck a blind man so hard that she Ends up with his child.
What’s an orphan’s favorite movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
What is an orphan’s least favorite movie?
"Spider-Man," because it told them there was no way home.
What do you call an orphan’s picture?
A family photo.
Person: You're so ugly.
Me: You ugly.
Person: I'm not a mirror.
Me: And I'm not your reflection.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?
Nothing. They are both just memories.
What can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some are still in the air.
What can a gay man not be, but a heterosexual female that is a whore can be if a heterosexual male gives her enough money? 💸
cock teaser
Why don’t you get a book about how to commit suicide?
Because you won’t bring it back afterwards.
I used to be a man trapped in a woman’s body. But then I was born.
I found a rock at the park. I threw it at some orphans.
What would they do? Go to their family?