Worst Jokes Ever
Why don't the giraffes go to elementary school? Because they are already in high school.
What did the hecadrocophodecadus say to the hopetihopetifuckendecker?
"It didn't happen, but it should have."
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
Boo Boo Doo.
What do dentists play at their practice?
Dental records.
Who likes dick? Answer me!
Your mom is so fat that Dora couldn't explore her.
I asked God why nobody likes me. He showed a reflection of myself.
I pushed the disabled kid into a fire, then called him "Hot Wheels."
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized!
I went to an interview and my future boss said, "Hi, my name is Watt Niseto, meet you."
Then said, "WHAT IS UR NAME?" He then said,
"What is not my name, Watt is." So I replied, "Ugh fine, I guess I'll call you Wha." Then he said, "Wha I not my name."
And then I said, "Ugh fine, my name is Will Knott." He then replied, "Hi Will Not."
Why are most school shooters mostly white?
Because Black lives MATTER.
That was a really crappy bun!
Taco Bell makes you crappy.
Does breath smell like 🍑?
There was a kid in a wheelchair. I put him on fire and called him Hot Wheels.
Yo mama so fat, she went outside and became the sun.
Why was 10 scared? Because he was in-between 9/11.
Jokes are not funny.
Deez nuts, can we get much higher?
Boioioioing boioioioing, my name Jeff.
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