Worst Jokes Ever
I copied my friend's work. It's not like the teacher can tell my parents.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know what a home base is.
When an orphan takes a selfie, it's technically a family photo. :)
You get paper cuts on each eye and walk off a cliff.
Me: Hey, that's a really heavy bag, do you have a lot of books and magazines in there?
The Quiet Kid: Yeah, magazines.....
Jamal: Dads CAN grow on trees, Joseph.
Joseph: No, they don't.
Jamal: Yes, they do. I've seen it.
Joseph: ... that's not what you thought it was.
Never say to an orphan, "Bye buddy, hope you find your dad!"
Today was a bittersweet day...
Bad news is my friend was assaulted. Good news is I successfully sneak attacked someone!
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because they hate how he cares about family.
Why are orphans so famous for their jokes?
Because everyone says go big or go home!
What’s an orphan’s least favorite beverage? Milk.
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A woman is in the hospital giving birth. The doctor comes up to her afterwards.
Dr: "I'm sorry, I have good news and bad news."
Woman: "What's the bad news?"
Dr: "Your baby is Ginger!"
Woman: "Ok, so what's the good news?"
Dr: "It's dead!"
What did Sally do when she got home?
Cry because she has no arms.
Once my girlfriend asked me to give her lipstick, and I accidentally gave her the glue stick.
She won't talk to me anymore.
Wanna know something the orphan could never do?
Wish anyone a happy Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.
A computer is like a living organism. Its charger is its life support. If you "pull the plug," you are letting it slowly die.
Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff?
Yea, they found her “head and shoulders“ on the backseat of her car.
The flag at NAMBLA headquarters is flying at half mast.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite candy bar?
Milk-hee-hee Way.