Worst Jokes Ever
How's your day going?
Shut up, I didn't ask.
Use code tiko#teamfish
Only Dick Rapeboat got is his rhyming dictionary.
COBRA GRINDSET OF THE DAY: Depression isn't real. You feel sad, you move on.
You will always be depressed if your life is depressing. Change it, bitch!
Little Johnny stooped down to lick my balls and deep dick my throbbing knob.
What do you call a banana that can dance?
CHUPAPIMUNYANYO BUISNESS [sic]
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
My I.
May I who?
May I put this pussy on your mouth?
Your mum was so poor that she went to rob the bank, but she left because she couldn't find the cameras. She left her son, and the security [girl] gave him the camera.
I had a dad.
Ayo imagine having a chocolate fountain, but instead it cost a billion dollars a gallon and you have a hundred thousands, that number will never equate to how many porno magazines and alcoholic beverages and malty liquors stolen from my brother's bedroom as a desperate attempt at being edgy. Ayo, maybe instead of the future cars being powered by petroleum oil and gas, but with hot chocolate.
What do you call a black person?
Black.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Milk man.
Milkman who?
Milk poooooooooooooooop peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep man!
Duck!!
Where??
Why do people say "cheese" in a camera?
Because they were using the computer.
Humans. We are the joke. Retards.
Q: Sex is great, only your mate can sometimes be a little nuts!
(I am still a single young virgin.)
Q: What is the hardest part of a cabbage?
A: Wheelchair.
Why can’t orphans be a space ship? Because they don’t have a mothership!
Why do men lick girls' boobs in sex?
'Cause they are just boys.
Hey Gwen.
Yo daddy so poor, when yo mama ask for sum child support money, yo dad don’t have it! 🤣