Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between a redhead and an orangutan?
Some people adopt orangutans.
Stranger: Do you want a lollipop?
Kid: No, I hate lollipops, so yeah, and you are not my daddy.
Like if you are a simp.
Donald Trump is so stupid his fanboys dislike this.
Why does a kid yell, "Shit?"
Because he had to take one.
Why did I kill?
Because I'm dumb.
Hey girl, are you an orphan?
Oh, that’s right, I’m your daddy.
One time a kid came to the hospital and said, "I really need help." The kid said he was really hot, so they put an ice cold towel on him.
Then the doctor asked him if he had any problems, and he said, "Yes, I am really hot." The doctor realized that he looked fine, so he said, "Are you sure? You look amazing." And the kid said that he meant to say, "I look hot!"
Why are the jokes fat? Because you made it.
Yo mama's so stupid, she frickin' died at the Super Bowl!
Why do they act so emo?
Because they are all retards.
You look as fat as a pig.
You were amazing... Sike I lied, that pussy is dry.
Stop making jokes about cancer... I might sound like a Karen, but it’s not fair... My mum died of cancer last month, and still I cry nearly every night 🙏🏻
Stop joking with cancer.
- From a survivor :)
Tails: Hey, Sonic, do you need payback? Oh, you are not a fat hedgehog, you are a snail.
Sonic: But I'm a fat snail because Dr. Eggman turned me into a snail.
Tails: I don't trust you, fat snail.
Orphans smell like Grandma cunt.
9/11 was pretty great to me, it's just hilarious to watch people lose at Jenga.
Why couldn't an orphan use a fighter jet?
Because he couldn't use the homing missiles.
What did the mustard say to the ketchup? "Quit running so fast, let me ketchup to you."