Worst Jokes Ever
Who likes dick? Answer me!
I asked God why nobody likes me. He showed a reflection of myself.
I pushed the disabled kid into a fire, then called him "Hot Wheels."
Suck my balls!
Does breath smell like 🍑?
Taco Bell makes you crappy.
Why can’t a tree have sex? They are always tied up.
Non-binary is a joke.
I just threw some cigarette butts on the ground while I was driving.
I wasn't clean after this.
When I found out that 10 billion bowls of soup are consumed each year in AMERICA, I thought to myself, "I thought soup was healthy. Apparently not!"
What is bigger than an elephant but smaller than two elephants?
A different sized elephant.
What did Omnicron say to Delta?
"Same race, bud, different evolution."
"SIX FEET AWAY, OMNI! SIX FEET AWAY!"
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
I asked my mother about her mom.
She said she was in a better place. After that, I asked her where that place is. She didn't know, so I sent her to a better place.
"Deznuts up your ass."
If a girl says no twice 🤔.
Mathematically that’s a yes, so you’re good to go!
I fell in love with my teacher.
Which is weird because I am home schooled.
The woman said stop, but the man kept going, so the wife just kept fucking.
Boobies!
"Proud Boys? More like proud snitches!"