Worst Jokes Ever
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why did Johnny drop his pencil?
To look up girls' skirts! 😬🤯😲😳😱🙀🙊
Peter: *curses*
Sam: Wow, do you kiss your mom with that mouth?
Peter: Jokes on you, I don't have a mom.
Tony: *having a heart attack* AFSJDHFKJJD Peter, we talked about this!!!
Boy and girl.
Boys af sex wus ur girl?
When the school shooter drops his gun, and the autistic kid picks it up thinking it’s his long lost nerf gun.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
He doesn’t know where home is.
Me: Hey, Mom? Why do we celebrate birthdays?
Mom: Because that's the day a new life was born, and people are born every day so every day is a special day.
My thoughts: And my friend wonders why I have depression...
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
It’s because they can’t find home plate.
Me and bro talking about direct objects at 1 a.m. because we don’t know English.
Mom: Go clean your room, Little Johnny.
Little Johnny: No, it’s my room.
Mom: Well, it’s my house.
Little Johnny: Then go clean it.
Mom: Go to school!
At school:
Teacher: Hi, Little Johnny. You’re late.
Little Johnny: Watch because my son of a bitch mom told me to clean her room. I told her no, it’s my room, and then she said, 'Well, it’s my house.' Then I said, 'Go clean it,' and then she told me to go to school.
Teacher: Johnny, go to the principal’s office! You just came into school and now you're causing trouble. Go!
Why do Catholic priests make the best cocksuckers for gay and bisexual men that are members of the Catholic Church?
Because there are glory holes inside of the confessional booths.
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👨 👨 What does the initials GOP stand for?
👬 Gay man On Penis.
How do asses communicate?
Through booty calls!
Say "urine egger" five times fast.
Plz look up rainbow kiss - Bill Cosby.
I'm in school right now, but I'm on an airplane.
You're so fat your ass has 2 zip codes.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
What type of bird does not have feathers on itself?
A bald eagle.