Worst Jokes Ever

Obese is the N-word for fat people.

Four big guys.

What did the O say to the O? "O hi O!" (Ohio)

Why did the rapper start gardening?

He wanted to get more ROOTS in his rhymes.

What’s the difference between apples and orphans?

One of them has a family tree.

What’s a rapper’s favorite MUSICAL NOTE?

G major.

What do you call a midget stripper?

A pocket pussy.

It's tiring being straight 24/7.

I am gay, is that ok?

I be on top sucking dick all day. I make him bust every day.

Did you know the F in orphan stands for family?

(There is no F in orphan.)

What's an orphan's least favorite theme song? The Barney theme song.

I could never date a midget.

We would never see eye to eye.

I wish I had emo nails,

So they could cut themselves.

I love my mom.

If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.

What holds the sun ☀️ up in the sky?

Sunbeams.

Yo momma so stupid, she wrote this joke!

Your mum is so fat, she eats every meal from KFC, Maccas, Hungry Jacks all at once!

What would a gay man do for free that a heterosexual woman that is a whore won't do for $50.00 for a heterosexual man?

Suck his balls.

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