Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't orphans work at S. C. Johnson? Because it's a family company.
What did the 19-year-old say to the 12-year-old?
Wanna play Mario Smash Bros without Mario or his bros?
When they were going around giving out brains and you thought they were saying "train," so you said, "No thanks, I’ll take the next one!" 🤣
Hey guys, it's an alien!
One man said, "Do you need 20 bucks?"
The other said, "Do you have that many?"
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I can't wait to have 2020 in my hindsight.
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Why is Sonic so fat? He eats too many chili dogs.
What do you call a bad bitch? You call them stupid bitches.
What does a rain cloud wear under her dress?
Thunderwear.
What always roars, but cannot talk? What always moves, but cannot walk?
A waterfall.
I like my COVID like I like my women: 19 and easy to spread.
He was a head of his class... Mom always says, "Stay ahead!"
Why was the math book sad at the rapper?
Because it knew it couldn't count on his bars.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to drop some HOT PLATES.
Why did the guy bring a rope to the party?
Because he wanted to hang out... permanently. 💀😈
"Oh, you’re still talking? I thought background noise was supposed to fade out after a while. Must be tough waking up every day knowing your personality was a failed experiment."
What's the difference between a midget and a tall person? Only one of them can ride the rides.
Hey, look, it's that "TRAINS gender" guy. He says, "I like trains." Uh oh!