Worst Jokes Ever
If Slade were a vegetable, he’d be a BRUSSELS SPROUT... small, bitter, and NOBODY wants him at the table.
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because his lyrics were too ICY!
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
To work on his FLOW ISSUES.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
MC Illusion.
A bus full of ugly people is driving down the street. The bus crashes and everyone goes to heaven. They see Saint Peter, and he feels bad for them and grants them one wish before they go into heaven. The first one says, "I wish to be attractive." The second one says the same.
Meanwhile, the 3rd person in line is giggling and snickering and laughing while Saint Peter is granting wishes. Curiously, he asks why he is laughing. He says, "I was going to wish that they turned ugly again."
1 like = 1 fetus donated to the soup kitchen.
Why was the ant so smart? Because it always knew the answer.
Jokes are not funny.
Deez nuts, can we get much higher?
Boioioioing boioioioing, my name Jeff.
Arabic Nokia ringtone, bingchungus, wholesome 100, everyone liked that, Keanu Reeves chungus, Ugandan Knuckles, YouTube poop XDDDDDDDDDDDD.
I'm going to destroy your momma's [vulgar term] just like I destroyed that Tastykake.
Why was there a, ummmmm, a cow?
.......... To moo.
Turn the comments into a kindergarten fight.
Your mom is so ugly that she made a mirror shatter.
Where does bad light end up at?
In prism.
Your mom is so ugly that she uses Snapchat filters to make her pretty.
Yo mama so fat, she went outside and became the sun.
That was a really crappy bun!
There was a kid in a wheelchair. I put him on fire and called him Hot Wheels.
I went to an interview and my future boss said, "Hi, my name is Watt Niseto, meet you."
Then said, "WHAT IS UR NAME?" He then said,
"What is not my name, Watt is." So I replied, "Ugh fine, I guess I'll call you Wha." Then he said, "Wha I not my name."
And then I said, "Ugh fine, my name is Will Knott." He then replied, "Hi Will Not."
Why are most school shooters mostly white?
Because Black lives MATTER.