Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a missing Indian woman?
Yo mama soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 1 hour later ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Your momma's so nasty, she sucked your daddy's dick and kissed you good night!
"We got a number one victory royale, yeah Fortnite we boutta get down! Get down! Ten kills on the board right now, just wiped out tomato town! My friend's gone down, I revived him now we're heading southbound! Now we're in the pleasant park street, look at the map, go to the marked sheet!"
What do autistic retards and birds have in common?
They both flap their arms, lol.
What falls from the tree first, the autistic retard or the apple?
The apple, because the rope caught the autistic retard.
What do plus a pee and a nut... Nut pees, wait, pee nuts.
I’m a short joke.
I’m only five feet tall 😞
Why didn't Donald Trump build the wall?
Because Mexicans did not and would not build the damn wall!
A kid was asking a mother for money.
Mother: Sorry, I don't have money.
The kid kept asking the mother for money.
Mother: I already told you I don't have money.
The kid (the middle child): I'm your fucking child!
If you enter the bathroom as an American and leave the bathroom as an American, what are you in the bathroom?
A European.
#NoMoreOrphanJokes
Shout out to johnny4488 for commenting on my last post!
What do you call a Flying Pilot? Because he can go pee on the plane!
I rule my women with an IRON FIST!!
Yeah, literally an iron that my fist is clenching against her face.
Mike Pence should have been eaten like Trump fans were saying!
Ben
A girl said she liked dogs. I called her a bitch.
Why did the orphan die on the road? Because they had no one to hold their hand.
Yo, Dad is so skinny, he doesn't work out enough.