Worst Jokes Ever
Trump's coming back.
Yes, yes~.
Trump's coming back!
Incest.
When your genealogy chart is a straight line.
Hey, dude man. I'm a dude man.
How do butts start a conversation?
"Let's cut to the chase!"
Villager: KNOCK KNOCK
Steve: Who's there?
Villager: I'm not talking anymore.
Steve: I'm not talking anymore who?
What was wrong with Stephen Hawking? His legs.
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a nail?
Answer: You can unscrew the nail.
What do you call an underwater maid?
A mermaid! 😂😂😂😂
Women are only for sex!
They are good for cooking and sex!
Nothing but those things.
Why did the cats go in the litterbox?? To take a poop!
Imagine being gay like Joe Mama!
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I tried to make a website for orphans.
Sadly, I couldn't make a home page.
What does Mars like to eat?
A Mars bar!
Apple
Apple
Apple
Apple
Apple
Orange you glad I didn't say apple again?
What do you call an idiot who walks on the road when cars are coming?
Fresh roadkill.
An orphan can never get a call home from school because they don’t have a home to call.
I broke up with my ex girlfriend. Here's her number.
Sike, that's the wrong number!
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What's the difference between my imaginary friend and God?
None.
They're both imaginary.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went through 90 stories in just 10 seconds!