Worst Jokes Ever
Hang in there, ya emo bastards! Remember, you could always be dead. Oh, too soon?
No wonder they wanna die so much. I'd wanna die too if I was a freak who listens to Black Veil Brides!
Anybody got a knife? I mean, an emo dildo?
How do you f**k a sheep?
Put your d**k in it and face it off the cliff edge. It'll keep going backwards as you push forwards.
I wanna die cos I lost my horse on Minecraft.
Someone fucked a member of BTS.
"Cheesus" hates me, yeah, I know, 'cause he's a real douchelord fictional character.
You ever had sex with a woman that is so fat, it counted as a threesome?
Remember the big forehead kid who said, "Give me a knife, I'm going to kill myself" because of being bullied?
His head was too big to even exist, and that's why he's dead.
Your mum is so fat that when she looks in the mirror, the mirror cracked!
You're homeless, you orphan!
God said, “Let there be light,” so it beamed off your forehead, and so I turned into Stevie Wonder and called it night.
Your forehead is so big we could fit the whole alphabet on there.
What is a redneck virgin?
A seven-year-old that can run faster than her brothers.
What do you call a rabbit with a crooked dick?
Fucks funny.
Sex has no feeling with our cousin. Because both are relative.
1) Did you hear the one about the school shooting? Actually, I better not... You wouldn't understand, it's aimed more towards a younger audience.
2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9/11.
3) 10 dead babies.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
"Echhh!"
Beatles
Are cool.
What do you call a mix of nuts, bolts, and my ex?
A roTHOT.
Hey guys, it's cake time!
What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.