Worst Jokes Ever
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Yo mama!
"How do celebrities stay cool?"
"They have many fans!"
What did Stephen Hawking say when trying to talk to a reporter? Beep boop beep beep boop.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
I was naughty at school and my teacher said she's going to tell my dad. I was like, "Who's that?"
Why do cows have bells?
Because their horns don’t work. 😂😂
Did the leaf or the emo fall out of the tree? The leaf won. The rope stopped the emo.
A Middle Eastern man comes to the states to do a stand up show. He starts by saying “2 Jews walk into a bar, NOT IN MY COUNTRY!”
Yo momma's so fat, she doesn't know how to play bacon.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You'll suck my dick 'cause I'm stronger than you.
What part of a vegetable can’t you eat?
The wheelchair. 😑
What do you call a Barbie doll that’s wearing scrubs?
A plastic surgeon. 😷
A Catholic school is burning down. One of the priests says, "Save the children, save them!" Another priest says, "F*ck the children, we're gonna die!!" The last priest is like, "Hmmm... do we have time?"
Your hairline is so far back that it would be a 70 mile trip to the back.
Why are skinny people skinny?
Because he don't have a family to breastfeed on.
Why can’t an orphan go on a field trip?
'Cause they need a parent's signature.
When a homeless kid goes to school and the teacher says, "You have homework tonight," he said, "Sorry, Teach, I don't got a home."
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
POOP!
Yo mama so black, when God saw her, he said, "Let there be light!" but twice.
How do I get out of the toilet seat? Help me, please. I'm very stuck!