A kid was asking a mother for money.
Mother: Sorry, I don't have money.
The kid kept asking the mother for money.
Mother: I already told you I don't have money.
The kid (the middle child): I'm your fucking child!
Worst Jokes Ever
If you enter the bathroom as an American and leave the bathroom as an American, what are you in the bathroom?
A European.
I’m a short joke.
I’m only five feet tall 😞
What do plus a pee and a nut... Nut pees, wait, pee nuts.
#NoMoreOrphanJokes
Shout out to johnny4488 for commenting on my last post!
What do you call a Flying Pilot? Because he can go pee on the plane!
I rule my women with an IRON FIST!!
Yeah, literally an iron that my fist is clenching against her face.
Mike Pence should have been eaten like Trump fans were saying!
Why did the orphan die on the road? Because they had no one to hold their hand.
A girl said she liked dogs. I called her a bitch.
Ben
Yo, Dad is so skinny, he doesn't work out enough.
That feeling when elbow surgery was yesterday.
He he, that's MJ's pronouns.
23 is Michael Jordan's.
Fake news is Trump's.
You're so poor not even Dollar Tree has your prices.
I saw a poor man and I gave him money, and he said, "Nope, I don't need money." So I gave him money, and he punched me for no reason.
These jokes suck!
Depression jokes are wrong, stop making them; they're cruel and nasty. So stop; people are feeling like they're hated when they read your orphan jokes or depression jokes, so PLEASE stop.
Think everyone who wrote these jokes are dead yet?