Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a woman with magical abilities and an android? Wanda Maximoff and Vision! Or.... Scarlet Witch and Vision! This joke was added to celebrate and honour Marvel Studios' new series: WandaVision!
Stinking poo poo bum.
Joke of the day: Your mum is so fat I saw her at Greg’s! 😭🤣
Why don't booties make good drummers?
They can't keep a beat without making a FART NOISE.
What's a booty's favorite dance move?
THE BUM BOUNCE!
Which is more disabling, autism, ADHD, or Down syndrome?
Why did the booty go to the party?
It heard it was a "bash."
Why did the rapper always carry a pencil?
In case he had to draw a crowd.
If I found BlessedBrian's jokes FUNNY, I would be just as retarded as HIM.
"Rapeboat" so fat it made yo momma look thin.
Only Dick Rapeboat got is his rhyming dictionary.
My little sister that is 10 is so ugly her hairline can't even be found by Dora the Explorer.
Why did Hitler kill himself? Because the air was gas.
I'm so friking dumb, even I need Joe Mama so fricking bad.
I lost my job at the bank today. A lady told me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
What's the difference between a watermelon and an orphan?
One you cut into 2 with a knife.
And the watermelon you cut into pieces.
Yo momma is so dumb that she couldn't even get three words into this joke. Maybe that's why she gave it a thumb's down...
Yo mama so black, when God saw her, he said, "Let there be light!" but twice.
God said, “Let there be light,” so it beamed off your forehead, and so I turned into Stevie Wonder and called it night.
Don't you find it ironic that Kobe Bryant bounced his helicopter off the ground like a basketball?
What do you call an unemployed Rastafarian?
Jah Bless.