Worst Jokes Ever

It's tiring being straight 24/7.

Why is it so easy to roast an orphan?

What are they gonna do, run home and tell their parents?

Good Morning Everyone, have a good and positive day!

What's an orphan's favorite battle zone? The home front.

People, when your lover cheats on you, do this!

1. Start a conversation. 2. Say, "What's that smell?" 3. They will smell around. 4. Say, "OMG, it's a b****," and walk away and ignore them.

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because they can't find home.

My friend Harry.

What do you do when you get a boy named Jackson? You dump him.

Trump, just why?

What egg do you buy an orphan?

Free range.

What kind of poops do ghosts take? A spooky dookie.

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So I have been looking at all your jokes, and UHHHHHH has not been the nicest. I don't really love the words she is choosing, but I'm not going to let her get in my head. :)

So guys make sure that you like and comment! Love y'all!!!!! :D

Hey Qwen, it's me.

Kid: Mom, do trees poop?

Mom: Yes. That is how we get #2 pencils.

Roses are red.

I have free candy. Get in my van. I have free candy!

A teacher says, "What comes before 47?" Quiet kid: "AK!"

You are so fat that Big Chungus looks like a small Chungus.

You should always be happy about family and love.

Have a great day today!

I miss playing baseball.