Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't orphans play poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
In jail, why is the white guy scarier than the black guy? Because the white guy actually did something.
Little Johnny ran into the kitchen and asked his mother, "Mom, can little girls have babies?" His mom answered, "Of course not." A few minutes later, his mom heard him shout to his friend, "It's okay, we can keep playing!"
What’s red and very rare?
A baby in a blender.
A lady walks into a dentist's office, sits on the counter, and spreads her legs. The dentist says, "I think you have the wrong idea." The lady replies, "Last week you gave my husband his false teeth; now you can get them out."
What is the definition of African-American Vienna sausages?
cocks of African-American men
Before Marriage Boy: At last, I can hardly wait! Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No, don't even think about it! Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of course, always! Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: No, why are you asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get! Girl: Will you slap me? Boy: Hell nah, you crazy!! Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yeah girl! Girl: Oh Honeyyy😍
After Marriage Now, read that from the bottom to the top.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The people in the Twin Towers, because they went through over 100 stories in less than 10 minutes.
God, I love telling children their parents love them, but only on April Fools'. They're orphans, after all.
UU looks like boobies, hehe.
Me: Tells a racist joke on the internet and no one bats an eye.
Also me: Tells the same joke at KFC and everybody loses their mind.
These are all racist. 😂
Why do more women than men oppose abortion? Because they prefer not to get raped.
It's not rape if you both like it.
Raping white women should be encouraged everywhere!
Why don't Japanese people like iPhones?
Because they are afraid of American airdrops.
They can't say no if they're unconscious.
"Why did the band teacher get arrested?"
"For fingering a minor." Ahaha, so funny!
Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?
A. Because he got hit by a truck.
How do you make an 8 year old girl cry twice. Wipe your bloody cock off on her favourite teddy bear after you’ve finished raping her