Worst Jokes Ever
What type of bird does not have feathers on itself?
A bald eagle.
Here’s a joke, go look in a mirror.
Yo momma so fat, I took a picture of her 1 year ago, and it's still printing.
What's the best thing about Covid-19? It gets into any kid.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
He doesn’t know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
It’s because they can’t find home plate.
Plz look up rainbow kiss - Bill Cosby.
Me: Hey, Mom? Why do we celebrate birthdays?
Mom: Because that's the day a new life was born, and people are born every day so every day is a special day.
My thoughts: And my friend wonders why I have depression...
I'm in school right now, but I'm on an airplane.
Rape humor is not funny. Like if you agree.
What's a Fortnite player's favorite era? The 90s!
Noticing how wet and gentle the baby's mouth was on the bottle tip, this gave Uncle Willie an idea.
penis balls cum <3
Who is the new heterosexual Michael Joseph Jackson (pedophile)?
R. Kelly.
We love Russia, we do.
We love Russia, we do.
We love Russia, we do.
Oh, Russia, we love you! 🇷🇺
Gwen, we can chat in 2 months. My aunt just died from COVID, and it is taking forever for us to get there to California. I love you, your boyfriend, Prince!
My step mom walked in naked once. I sky rocketed that day. I was 12.
Why did your dad FUCKING LEAVE YOU? He went to suck balls.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She gagged.
I'm a gay.
Your mum's so dumb, she thought Pornhub was a corn hub!