Worst Jokes Ever
What do you get if you cross Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama? A blonde n1gger cunt.
What type of shirt do kangaroos wear? Jumpsuits.
Last week was my blind friend's birthday. I thought I would give him something really good that he may need.
As I walk into his house and give him a cheese grater for a birthday present, he sets it next to him. As weeks pass, he comes up to me. He said, "That present that you gave me for my birthday was the most intense book I have ever read!"
Sally has no arms. She fell off the swing. Why? Someone threw a fridge at her. AAHAHAAAHHAHAH!
Ur mum's queef was like a fucking hurricane!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ididap.
Ididap who?
That's the joke, you did a poo!
How come none of my friends have dungeons? Oddly enough, they all have "rape dungeons."
Knock, knock. Who's there? Me.
Where is the most dangerous place for a human being to be?
In the womb of a woman who wants to abort her unborn baby. 😢
So the other day my black friend and I were working on a group project. He was so slow so I whipped him to make him faster.
Your hairline is so old, it’s more wrinkled than my great grandpa's penis.
Why are orphans always so successful? Because when they're told "go big or go home," they only have one option.
What's the difference between Obama and Trump?
Obama was a president and Trump was a whiny bitch!
"Gotta number one victory royale."
What is an orphan's most relatable movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.
Dad, I'm hungry.
Hi, hungry, I'm Dad! 👋🍪🍩🍬🌮🍔🍗🍟🍤🍉🍭🍫🍰
I don’t know what to call this chat.
What is the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
Why didn't the orphan do the work?
Because when the teacher says they would call your mum or dad, there's nobody to call.
God's consciousness: Art.
God's unconsciousness: Christianity.