Worst Jokes Ever
What do you get if you cross Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama? A blonde n1gger cunt.
What type of shirt do kangaroos wear? Jumpsuits.
Sally has no arms. She fell off the swing. Why? Someone threw a fridge at her. AAHAHAAAHHAHAH!
Ur mum's queef was like a fucking hurricane!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ididap.
Ididap who?
That's the joke, you did a poo!
How come none of my friends have dungeons? Oddly enough, they all have "rape dungeons."
Knock, knock. Who's there? Me.
Where is the most dangerous place for a human being to be?
In the womb of a woman who wants to abort her unborn baby. 😢
Your hairline is so old, it’s more wrinkled than my great grandpa's penis.
So the other day my black friend and I were working on a group project. He was so slow so I whipped him to make him faster.
God's consciousness: Art.
God's unconsciousness: Christianity.
Why do orphans not know how to spell?
Because no one likes them, dumb people. 🤭🤡
"Gotta number one victory royale."
What is an orphan's most relatable movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.
I don’t know what to call this chat.
What's the difference between Obama and Trump?
Obama was a president and Trump was a whiny bitch!
Why are orphans always so successful? Because when they're told "go big or go home," they only have one option.
"G.I. Jane 2, can't wait to see it!"
What is the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
Why didn't the orphan do the work?
Because when the teacher says they would call your mum or dad, there's nobody to call.