Worst Jokes Ever
Your mom is so fat that Dora couldn't explore her.
I asked God why nobody likes me. He showed a reflection of myself.
I pushed the disabled kid into a fire, then called him "Hot Wheels."
Suck my balls!
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
Boo Boo Doo.
What do dentists play at their practice?
Dental records.
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized!
My girlfriend was born on February 29th, so does that mean she is 2 years old?
Why is Roblox so blocky? Because it "ro-block."
What did Omnicron say to Delta?
"Same race, bud, different evolution."
"SIX FEET AWAY, OMNI! SIX FEET AWAY!"
You're gay, stop reading.
Non-binary is a joke.
Why can’t a tree have sex? They are always tied up.
What is bigger than an elephant but smaller than two elephants?
A different sized elephant.
I just threw some cigarette butts on the ground while I was driving.
I wasn't clean after this.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
I asked my mother about her mom.
She said she was in a better place. After that, I asked her where that place is. She didn't know, so I sent her to a better place.
"Deznuts up your ass."
Knock knock. Who's there? Child. Child who? Child Millissa!
Ever heard of candies? Candies balls fit in your mouth.