Worst Jokes Ever
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
POOP!
Why did Johnny drop his pencil?
To look up girls' skirts! 😬🤯😲😳😱🙀🙊
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why are skinny people skinny?
Because he don't have a family to breastfeed on.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Yo mama!
What did Stephen Hawking say when trying to talk to a reporter? Beep boop beep beep boop.
"How do celebrities stay cool?"
"They have many fans!"
I was naughty at school and my teacher said she's going to tell my dad. I was like, "Who's that?"
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
A Catholic school is burning down. One of the priests says, "Save the children, save them!" Another priest says, "F*ck the children, we're gonna die!!" The last priest is like, "Hmmm... do we have time?"
What part of a vegetable can’t you eat?
The wheelchair. 😑
Your hairline is so far back that it would be a 70 mile trip to the back.
What do you call a Barbie doll that’s wearing scrubs?
A plastic surgeon. 😷
When a homeless kid goes to school and the teacher says, "You have homework tonight," he said, "Sorry, Teach, I don't got a home."
Why can’t an orphan go on a field trip?
'Cause they need a parent's signature.
What does a polite mouse say?
"Cheese and thank you."
When the school shooter drops his gun, and the autistic kid picks it up thinking it’s his long lost nerf gun.
You're so fat your ass has 2 zip codes.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.