Worst Jokes Ever
A 14 year old girl finds out she is pregnant. Her: "Crap! My mom is going to kill me!"
The fetus: "lol same here."
Hello, if you don't know me (which you probably don't), my name is watersharky, or WS, or Shark.
I am a normal, weird kid/preteen, and that's it. If you want more info on me, I will gladly share! Shark out.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't have a home plate.
Sometimes a depressed person is antidepression.
Orphan: *crying* You: Do you know where your parents are? Orphan: No. Your Friend: They don't have parents!!! You: 😂 I know.
Have you ever heard of emo pizza?
It cuts itself!
Rocks are used too much; people take 'em for granite.
I don’t like to tell school shooter jokes because they are usually aimed at a younger audience.
Joe Biden
How do you stop a rape victim from speaking out?
Marry her.
Why do New Yorkers get what Spider-Man is saying?
Because he always makes spider-sense.
Donald Trump didn't build a wall because he likes going to islands to touch little girls.
Like if you think oily men are hot.
What does an Asian doorbell sound like?
"Wing wong wung wang, wong wang wing wong!"
Q. What do you call a Muslim basketball player?
A. Osama Bin Ballin'.
What do you call having a 69 with a guy in a wheelchair?
MEALS ON WHEELS :-)
Lick my nut.
It’s me back at it again.
The earth was flat till they buried yo mama!!!
What do you call my sister?
Suicidal.
I hate life, and I'm gay.