Worst Jokes Ever
Guess what?
What?
Chicken butt!
Knock knock. Who's there? Child. Child who? Child Millissa!
Ever heard of candies? Candies balls fit in your mouth.
What do you call your mom?
Basement bound.
Tooth 1: Hey, do you like my jokes?
Tooth 2: Yeah, but they're cracking me up.
Yo mama so fat that when she sat on an AirPod Pro, she turned it into an iPad!
What are four ways a condom is like a Republican elephant?
1. It stands for inflation.
2. It limits production.
3. It encourages cooperation.
4. It gives you a feeling of security even though you know you're being screwed.
You're gay, stop reading.
What did the 19-year-old say to the 12-year-old?
Wanna play Mario Smash Bros without Mario or his bros?
Hey guys, it's an alien!
I like my COVID like I like my women: 19 and easy to spread.
In Home Alone, if the kid was an orphan, it would just be called "Alone."
Why don't the giraffes go to elementary school? Because they are already in high school.
Two kids were beating up a kid in an alley, so I stepped in to help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
I'm in school lol.
What did the hecadrocophodecadus say to the hopetihopetifuckendecker?
"It didn't happen, but it should have."
When they were going around giving out brains and you thought they were saying "train," so you said, "No thanks, I’ll take the next one!" 🤣
What always roars, but cannot talk? What always moves, but cannot walk?
A waterfall.
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Why can't orphans work at S. C. Johnson? Because it's a family company.
One man said, "Do you need 20 bucks?"
The other said, "Do you have that many?"