Worst Jokes Ever
"Cummin in yo mama, cummin in yo mama."
Yo mama is so ugly, if she got a pound for every boy that found her unattractive, boys would find her attractive.
Why did I make this joke?
Because I love jokes!
Why is Santa so fat?
He only comes once a year.
Deez nutz!
Rope: Hey buddy! Want to hang?
Me: Maybe I can hang later...
Cock: Can I have attention from your Dad now?
Day 70 without sex, my doctor asked me, "Are you sexually active?" I said, "Why, what you tryna do?"
Russians be like: "bfddrhnnkhsaxbjk speak English!"
My girlfriend said she's having a horrible time with her period. I ask her which one, but realize she's not talking about school...
We don't see each other very much.
To all my bullies: don’t call me gay because I’m not happy.
Why did the dog go into the fire?
Because it wanted to be a hot dog!
What kind of rape victim has a shower ten times a day?
The type that gets raped a lot.
Why did the kid go in the guy's van?
Answer: He thought he was being adopted.
I pushed a handicapped orphan out of his wheelchair. Who is he gonna tell, his parents?
I once called a group of emos "the suicide squad."
Emo
What did the bank say to the person?
Bank you very much.
What was Pepe's best friend? Ballsack.
Everyone is autistic midgets.
Why do cows have big [udders]? Because they have big balls.