Worst Jokes Ever
If a WOMAN gets RAPED, RUN INTO THE SECNE AND HELP HER.
Why don't lesbians like dick? Because they don't want their mouths looking like Jesus Christ's hands.
"1v1," said Kobe. LeBron James says, "Ok, bet," and bet the money. Bro, ok, let's get it."
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandpa, not screaming in terror like everyone else in the plane.
Gwen sucks!
I'm doing a new thing where you say an object in the comments, and I will try to make a joke based off the object.
If you are interested, you can submit an object in the comments.
I will give the person credit each joke I do.
Jake grabbed Lina's thigh and said, "Why don't we have sex? I really wanna see your boobs. I bet they're hot." "Yeah, they are." She took her clothes off and he saw her body. "OMG GODDESS OF BOOBS, PUSSYS AND BUTT LETS HAVE SEX LOOK AT MY..." HE WOKE UP THEN CRIED AND KISSED HIS SISTER'S BUTT. SHE SMACKED HIM THEN HE TOOK HER TO HIS BASEMENT AND KILLED HER FROM SEX.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked across the floor, she fell through it.
Yo mama so fat, you deported herself.
Why can’t orphans have dad jokes? Because they don’t got one.
Yo mama so fat that your mama so fat, mama so fat that, mama so fat that, mama so fat that, mama so fat that, mama so fat that, mama so fat that your mamas just fat.
Yo mama so fat, her future is brighter than VY Canis Majoris!
Clash Royale = CR
Angry Birds = AB
Minecraft = MC
Talking Ben = TB
Clash of Clans = COC 🤨
When you split Uranus in half, it is "ur-anus." That's why it has a butts joke. Weird.
Yo mama so fat, she died!
Why did the Mexican man throw his wife out of the window...
Ta kill her.
An orphan walks into a bar and the barman says, "What are you doing here? You need parent's permission!"
"Oh no, who will I ask?" the orphan says.
What did one Koala say to the other?
"Help me I'm burning. Aaaugh!!! Oh fuck oh fuck I'm on fire!! AAAAaugh!"
Does anyone know how to add pictures? Like, I need to know.
Indian? Did or feather?