Worst Jokes Ever
"Gay Furry Femboys are cool."
Whoever invented religions, they fucked up.
We got all kinds of retarded adults believing in mythologies.
Your hairline is so old, it’s more wrinkled than my great grandpa's penis.
So the other day my black friend and I were working on a group project. He was so slow so I whipped him to make him faster.
The only reason gay people exist is because they couldn't get the opposite gender.
I don’t know what to call this chat.
God's consciousness: Art.
God's unconsciousness: Christianity.
Why do orphans not know how to spell?
Because no one likes them, dumb people. 🤭🤡
Why are orphans always so successful? Because when they're told "go big or go home," they only have one option.
"G.I. Jane 2, can't wait to see it!"
Why didn't the orphan do the work?
Because when the teacher says they would call your mum or dad, there's nobody to call.
What is the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
"Gotta number one victory royale."
What is an orphan's most relatable movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.
What's the difference between Obama and Trump?
Obama was a president and Trump was a whiny bitch!
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What do you call a fat man that has a stomach shaped like an egg?
Humpty Dumpty!
Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairway to heaven.
Up your pp with a piece of crap!
Why did the carrots laugh?
They saw Mrs. Green Pea over the fence.